Human-that-exists - Untitled

the fact that Andrew Garfield is the tallest Spider man at 5’10”

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

thinking about the time i was struggling to open my water bottle in class, and a girl that i had spoken to maybe 3 times came up to me and went

"let me help you baby"

and then proceeded to struggle to open the bottle

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S SO CUTE AND FLUFFY I AM DYING THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!

Send me a word + a ship or character for a headcanon:

Spideydevil

I found a couple words from the random generator whatever gets the creative juices flowing: crime, novel, museum, or preparation.

They are seemed like interesting jumping off points or if you hate all my options search up random word gen till you find something you like.

Keeping these fluffy for once n.n Thanks for sending them!

Crime:

Once during a drunken game of 'never have I ever' it came out that Peter was the one who left empty milk cartons in the fridge back during his college days. According to Matt, leaving an empty *anything* in the fridge is a high crime and he jokingly suggested he was rethinking asking Peter to move in with him. Which is how Peter found out Matt was ready for the next step in their relationship.

Novel:

As a joke, Peter translates a bunch of fluffy Daredevil fanfiction into braille, binds it to look like a regular book, and hides it in Matt's briefcase. Matt never says a word about it, and Peter silently sulks at not getting a reaction from him. A few months later they take a rare weekend off together, heading to a bed and breakfast MJ booked for them as an anniversary gift.

The first night they lounge around with the only light coming from the soft glow of the dwindling fire. When Matt pulls out a book, Peter thinks nothing of it, his old prank long forgotten. Matt reads outloud to Peter; the story starts by describing a quaint coffee shop, and while the words sound familiar, Peter brushes it off and snuggles back into the couch, pushing his toes under Matt for warmth. It doesn't take long, two paragraphs or so, for Matt to read his own, full, name, shattering the romantic atmosphere as he struggles to keep the mirth from his voice.

Museum:

Their first official-but-not-really-date is at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Peter insists it counts because they were both dressed up, sipped champagne as they discussed various art pieces, and many people assumed they were on a date. While Matt insists it doesn't count because they were there to help catch an art theif. Still, both agree it is a better story than their official-offcial-first-date.

Preparation:

Peter loves the lines of concentration on Matt's forehead when he is preparing for trial. As he pours over paperwork at their kitchen table, Peter casually rubs the tension in his shoulders and reminds him to take a break, it isn't healthy to spend hours hunched over like that. Above all, Peter loves watching the passion in Matt's movements as he practices his open statement, wearing nearly nothing as he confidently enunciates each syllable as he stalks the length of their living room.