This AU Has Probably Been Done A Million Times Before, But I Love The Idea Of Bill Being Trapped Inside

This AU has probably been done a million times before, but I love the idea of Bill being trapped inside Stan’s head after the finale.

I’m calling it the “Bill Still” au

#stillbillau

"what's your mental stability like? Any family issues? Homosexuality?"

"what does that have to do with Batman!? 😡"

"nvm I get it"

When someone says they like Batman and you have to slowly find out if it’s “Batman is super cool and I like the few movies I saw” like or “here are all the robins and my top 16 or smth of all the kids” like

The creature that wants to kill you will not growl.

The function of a growl is as a warning. It is a communication that violence is available as a tool, but is not preferred. Other outcomes, besides your death, are available and should be considered.

But the creature that wants to kill you will not growl.

If your death is the goal, then growling will only serve as a delay and may result in your escape, which runs counter to the goal. There will be no growl, no warning. There will be no snarl or hiss or bluster. The creature that bares its teeth with the intent to kill only does so to bring closer its fangs to your demise.

The creature that growls does not want to kill you, but will if it must.

I advise you to appreciate the warning. You may not receive another.

I complimented a cashier in front of my 4 year old cousin a few months ago and she immediately also complimented this girl it was so sweet

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

@mr-tellmeafuckingsecret

Oh, you think you're safe now?

Nothing can deliver you from these paws!

This shits kinda gross lol (it's the second time I've done this)