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she/her. xvii. i'll bark for a mikaelson. shifter. just a spanish girl who loves talking shit about her favorite characters.

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My Daughter In Skyrim Had A Dream About A Giant Gray Dragon That Was Friendly.

My daughter in Skyrim had a dream about a giant gray dragon that was friendly.

I haven’t even met Paarthurnax in this play through.

My daughter is psychic

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1 year ago

I'm sorry but the only reason klaroline ever got so much popularity and their huge fan base was because the fans used Caroline as a self insert: she's the stereotype of a teenager girl, a gorgeous blonde vampire who's insecure and is always put second aka what every teen has been in one point of their lives.

That's why other Klaus’s ships, such as klayley, klamille, klaurora and especially klonnie, didn't get the hype and love klaroline did. These women were all adults or young adults when they were introduced (except Bonnie of course) and the people didn't like them at all at first. I mean, the hatred towards Camille, Hayley and Aurora when The Originals was streaming was crazy and this has reduced a little, but still remains.

I'm aware that even if klaroline hadn't happened, klonnie wouldn't have gotten half the support that Klaus and Caroline have. Of course it wouldn't, why would they care about a poc romance? Bonnie wasn't ignored only by the show itself, but by the fans and this shows. I mean, even klena (Klaus x Elena) gets more love than them and while I don't hate this pairing, it just proves that writers will never put their favorite white person with a black woman.


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1 year ago

Marcel and Kol would 100% wear pink to go watch Barbie

Elijah would wear a whole pink suit willingly, and Klaus would be forced by Hope and force her whole family to sing all the songs. And Rebekah would without a doubt go buy new outfits for Freya, Hayley and herself and they wouldn't say anything because that's the baby of the family


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1 year ago

random question, but what’s you’re favorite tvdu ship and crack ship?

Hmm, I don't think I actually have a favorite one, but the one I like the most is klaurora.

This probably sounds strange, but hear me out: we have Klaus obssesed with her for over a millennia, he was canonically still in love with her while "being" with Caroline, Cami and Hayley, and her breaking his heart is what made him turn out to be how he is now. He was painting her in literal walls, that were "tombs of his memories of her" and Aurora loved him just as much.

And the what if's are also an amazing part of the ship too! What would have happened if Aurora went with him in 1002? Would they had stayed together, would they not? Would Klaus still turn evil? And what would have happened if they didn't break up during s3? What would the family's reactions be? The dynamic between klaurora and Cami, who is very much in love with Klaus, a man who actually recipocrates her feelings but loves his girlfriend more, would be so incredible to watch.

My favorite crack ship would be klefan, I guess. Klaus was so pressed about Stefan not liking him any more to the point it was comical, he was literally throwing tantrums because his favorite vampire hated him while Stefan was constantly like "😒🤚"

They also have a lot of sexual tension sometimes, and that makes it a lot better. And, along with the fact that in my opinion Klaus is a raging bisexual, just makes it wonderful.

Say whatever you want, but I'll always headcanon they fucked.


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