Theory Time

theory time

tumblr is lying to me about my following count

see it says i have 27 but in reality

i have five.

now i personally don’t care that i have five followers but this created a theory!

tumblr is pretending we have more followers to make us feel better about ourselves

thoughts???

we have turned one (1) republican to reality

cancun really does amazing things to a person huh

guys stop saying that certain day/things are bad luck you're gonna get a placebo effect and subconsciously your day will already feel bad but if you connect days and objects to good luck you'll immediately feel uplifted and invincible! 

like i'm a highschool debater so i wear this one bracelet all the time and it "recharges" with good luck so i wear it and feel good about myself during the round cuz nothing and no dumb argument or aggressive little fucker could ever touch me!

the wholesome trinity

we got them but we never deserved them

so my sister once went on a sleepover and watched open house (it's a horror movie) and basically its about a serial killer who lives in the basement of this family's house and eventually kills them all. 

naturally i'm terrified  and i thought there was a serial killer in our basement and so to combat this my brain created Steven the Invisible Telepathic Friendly Serial Killer that lives in my basement and every time i go downstairs i say hi to him in my head so he doesn't get lonely