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Guys Stop Saying That Certain Day/things Are Bad Luck You're Gonna Get A Placebo Effect And Subconsciously
guys stop saying that certain day/things are bad luck you're gonna get a placebo effect and subconsciously your day will already feel bad but if you connect days and objects to good luck you'll immediately feel uplifted and invincible!
like i'm a highschool debater so i wear this one bracelet all the time and it "recharges" with good luck so i wear it and feel good about myself during the round cuz nothing and no dumb argument or aggressive little fucker could ever touch me!
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me as a lawyer:
bailiff: all rise for the judge
me, too lazy to stand up: objection
theory time pt.2
observation: my mom is a pharmacist, and is a professional drug dealer.
observation: my dad, a doctor, stabs people back to life.
conclusion: my parents run a crime syndicate with the rest of the hospital. thoughts???
wanna get over your ex?
drink no-tears shampoo to not feel a single fucking emotion ever again!
clinically proven to produce utter numbness!
[symptoms of death included]
who hurt you op
hmm it’s time to be unreasonably evil due to my tragic past