Guys I Swear To God I Almost Fucking Died

guys i swear to god i almost fucking died

i got a notification from my instagram saying someone had requested to follow me and i was like ‘cool, i dont post anything but let’s look ‘em up’

but when i actually registered the name my heart dropped and i stopped breathing

my celebrity crush had requested to follow me

someone who had a shit ton of followers, but wasn’t following anyone had requested to follow me

I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS

literally my first thought was ‘my life is not a fanfiction. this isnt happening, it’s not real, this isnt real, fuck it better not be real’

but then i thought ‘what if this is real? what am i gonna do? im not pretty enough for this, shit what if they expect an actual conversation?! i’m not good at those! fuck it, im ignoring it. shit maybe i should block them?’

i didnt know what to do, i had to call in an expert

cue in my best friend who had as much experience in this as myself, meaning none

she was no help, i never mentioned my celebrity crush by name, i only gushed about them

during my talk with her i came to a decision

i had to delete instragram

i had to say goodbye to my cat memes, my dog memes, my funny comics and my 9 followers

it was time to say goodbye old friend

 so as my last farewell i went to their page to reflect on my decision one more time

and lo and behold

it was a motherfucking fan page or something dedicated to the group

i had never felt so goddamn relieved in my entire life

it me

Sooo my friend found my tumblr

please fucking do, i've been waiting so long

apparently everyone was getting lesbian vibes from astrid/rachel but there’s no fandom for it, and no fanfic so if i have to be the one who sews 52 raincoats together and call it a life-raft so be fucking it

I’M SO READY FOR THIS!!!!!!

To let you know I haven’t forgotten and I’m still writing ;P

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i can’t insert myself in reader stuff bc i’m too ugly lmao it makes it even more unbelievable

I will forever imagine Rosé screaming"HOW YOU LIKE THAT," in the same voice as "DANCE LIKE IT'S YOUR LAST!"