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guess what you guys
I went to the store, intending to buy a donut to snack on...and I left with a girl's number Plus my favorite effing donut! If this isn't some trimberly fanfiction shite than call me Carl
I just wanted to tell you guys that when I was high on pain medication I walked all the way to my best friend's house, who I'm also in love with. I threw rocks outside her window until she came outside to talk to her about the stars and anything else that came to mind as we cuddled
me trying to woo the girl i like: i will draw ryuk for you
idk why the girl i like finds it so strange that i’ll be nice to her??? or do anything for her for no reason??? like, i have a crush on you yeah??? but common decency shouldn’t be dead??? you deserve the world????
discussing my celebrity crush: my friend: let me live my dreams! me: ¿¿you dream about me dating camila cabello??
guys i swear to god i almost fucking died
i got a notification from my instagram saying someone had requested to follow me and i was like ‘cool, i dont post anything but let’s look ‘em up’
but when i actually registered the name my heart dropped and i stopped breathing
my celebrity crush had requested to follow me
someone who had a shit ton of followers, but wasn’t following anyone had requested to follow me
I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS
literally my first thought was ‘my life is not a fanfiction. this isnt happening, it’s not real, this isnt real, fuck it better not be real’
but then i thought ‘what if this is real? what am i gonna do? im not pretty enough for this, shit what if they expect an actual conversation?! i’m not good at those! fuck it, im ignoring it. shit maybe i should block them?’
i didnt know what to do, i had to call in an expert
cue in my best friend who had as much experience in this as myself, meaning none
she was no help, i never mentioned my celebrity crush by name, i only gushed about them
during my talk with her i came to a decision
i had to delete instragram
i had to say goodbye to my cat memes, my dog memes, my funny comics and my 9 followers
it was time to say goodbye old friend
so as my last farewell i went to their page to reflect on my decision one more time
and lo and behold
it was a motherfucking fan page or something dedicated to the group
i had never felt so goddamn relieved in my entire life
so the feeling of finding your friend’s tumblr is great but once you message them that feeling gets shat out your ass because paranoia consumes you and makes you think it’s someone else
So years ago, my nephew and best friend used to constantly fight over one girl in our friend group and now, years later, we come to find out that they were gay and into each other.