umm hey guys *waves awkwardly* ~specie : Human (carbon and stardust ) 16 |Anxious | Pansexual Ghost | Gemini | cats| aesthetic | she / her ~ I have so many ship that at this point I basically feel like a fucking pirate ☠️
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I Think My Soulmate Is On Crack
I think my soulmate is on crack
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"I could recognise him by touch alone, by smell ;I would know him blind ,by the way his breath came and his feel struck the earth,I would know him in death, at the end of the world "
-that's what his dead lover Said
No I don't want to know your favourite colour on our first date , no I don't want to know who was your first kiss ! Tell me about your daddy issues and your childhood traumas .Tell me what was the reason your broke down last time .And then as the days and months pass and we are slowly fall in love with each others dark and true side then let's debate on whether frogs are cuter than Llamas , let's dance under the waste of constellations with our muffled laughs echoing , we'll slowly unravel eachother's brighter , euphoric side .
Let's fall in love wholey and thoroughly .
Now I can never get this picture out of my head !
Okay but really it shouldn't be that much surprising if Ted Wheeler knew what was going on behind back all along . If we pay attention to his character then we will know he is the type to observe everything . Every .Damn. Thing. which is happening in his household but still keep silence because well it's probably too much trouble ,he knew about the weirdo ,bald girl with superpowers living in his basement ,he knew Byer's boy missing was more than just a' boy on run ' ,he also knew abt the government conspiracy all along but he Chose to remain silent bcuz hey who's gonna listen to a boring -behind the desk -accountant ,not his wife flirting with 18 year olds for sure . So yah maybe there would have been a scene when after StarCourt battle ,all cops and ambulances were called along with the children's parents and Ted drove knowing the shit hit the fan this time like a Vin fucking Diesel from Fast and furious because 'Family is Everything ' but 😑.
Sorry for this rant this ,it probably doesn't even make sense .But I also believe that Holly also knew everything and she's gonna have a hell of a confusing childhood memories when she grows up !
Enjoy your chicken kids !!
ted wheeler probably drives like a snail but picture him speeding down the highway at 90 miles an hour with an expression like 😑. u can’t tell me that wouldn’t be hilarious
I dare everyone on this app to keep this image as their lockscreen wallpaper for a week 😏