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Congrats on 2k followers! Could you please do some general yandere neige headcanons?

Thank you!!!

I´ve actually done some general yandere neige headcanons before but I´ll see if more comes to mind ^^

Kind of went wild in all directions I guess but I hope you like it!!

Likes and reblogs are appreciated!

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tw yandere, obsession, stalking, delusion

More Yandere! Neige headcanons

Yandere Neige is a worshipper that desperately wants to please his darling. He´s a very hard worker that always tries his best and so there is no doubt that he would do anything he can make his darling like him

In his mind, you are the very definition of a perfect being so it is only right that he puts in the work to one day be on equal terms with you. Sure, one might say that he is in a much more influental position as a famous and well-loved celebrity but Neige himself doesn´t think that that could ever be enough to measure up to you

What good are millions of adoring fans if you don´t look at him the same way he looks at you? He's just so obsessively in love with you and it's pretty obvious to anyone that has eyes

He's always trailing after you like a lost puppy begging for affection and can you really refuse him when he's being so sweet to you? Always sweeping in to help you with something you were struggling with, it's like he has a sixth sense or something!

Neige is actually just stalking you and happened to be watching you through the doorway when he noticed that you were having difficulties with a task. What better way to show you that he's worthy of being with you? Look, he can be useful to you!

He wants to look at you all the time so Neige really feels like he has no other choice than to secretly follow you if you refused his offer to spend some time together

He's so enraptured with the idea of you being in a fairy-tale romance together that he can't handle staying away from you for so long

You say you need some space and free time but Neige can't live without you! So please don't be too mad if you happen to catch him one day, okay? It was all out of love for you!

Loves taking pictures of you when he's stalking you and then prints all of them out when he's in the comforts of his room. He's bought an album where he can safekeep all of your precious shared memories in these photos

Lots of couples have scrapbooks like this and so Neige hopes he can surprise you with what he has already put together when you two finally start dating

"Look y/n, this photo was back when we had our first date in that one café you love so much! You were sitting there at your table, looking so cute as you ate the sweets you ordered! I was sitting a bit far away so I couldn't get a very good angle but the smile on your face almost took my breath away!"

"Sadly you didn't turn to look in my direction even once but that must have been because you felt shy. You probably felt it would be too awkward to walk through the entire café to get to my table that was in the far back, but that's okay! I shot more than enough photos of our romantic coffee date so we will always remember this precious memory "

"There's still plenty more I can show you that you probably won't remember because you couldn't see me but you must have secretly known I was there by the unbreakable bond we share. You kept looking behind you, how cute!"

Neige genuinely doesn't see anything wrong with this and doesn't understand how anyone could see his behavior as creepy, he's way too deep in his delusions by now

This is just what a good boyfriend and future husband should do; making sure that all of your wonderful memories are kept safe for all eternity

Also even before you get together? Neige is already kind of convinced that the two of you are dating and that you're just trying to keep it a secret because you fear the backlash from your classmates for dating a student from RSA and from his fans and he understands, truly!

It's sad that things have to be this way but soon enough you can be true to yourself and finally wrap your arms around him and you can do even more couple-y activities. Maybe this time you can even do them without several meters of distance between the both of you!

I feel like Neige would low-key vague you on his social media? Liek suddenly the day you two meet at the VDC his followers see an influx of posts where he expresses his admiration for an unknown stranger and he just keeps talking about them all the time. How he wonders what they're doing right now and that he hopes he can see them again soon

There are days where he will literally spam his profile about how wonderful and kind you are and how he wishes to hold you and be with you and kiss you and marry you and-

Yeah his management steps in and puts a stop to all that pretty soon because wow okay that's kind of creepy and also don't post that kind of thing on your official social media profile where all of your fans can read it?? And don't post random photos where you can see the shape of an obscured person in the background with something like "they're so cute again <3"??? Like literally stop

Neige literally almost causes a huge scandal and he's just sad that he can't tell the entire world how amazing you are and how much he loves you any more

Guess he'll just have to tell you in person sometime soon

Finally... THE TABLES HAVE TURNED *INSERT EVIL LAUGHTER*

TWST Incorrect quotes#302 Nap Buddies

Leona: Okay, truth or dare? Yuu: Truth! Leona: How many hours have you slept this week? Yuu: Yuu: ...Dare! Leona: Go to bed Yuu: I don't like this game

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Rugg: Ey Leona time to-*Comes in Leona's room but is shushed by an angry giant cat to keep quiet*

Leona*Has Yuu on top of him, arms on their waist as his chest is Cushing their cheek*...

Yuu*Sleeping peacefully and nuzzling into him*

Leona"Wake them...I dare you-"

....Its the other way around...big cat cant move when their human uses him as a nap pillow...he can't MOVE-

Bootiful

Contamination

Oh no... I have an album of Milgram fanart and a gallery of Nijisanji EN fanarts too... and I'm planning on making another gallery for twst fanarts... help

SAGAU but the player has a lot of photos of a specific character on their device

If the character is a Genshin character:

oh boy, this could cause major issues

honestly it depends on what character is saved on the device, but the other characters? they literally become the definition of jealous.

if the character saved is like Kaeya, Tartaglia or Venti, their ego is boosted. like massive ego boost, the character now has "instagram influencer in public" levels of ego.

heck, Tartaglia gets borderline disrespectful to some of the other characters, like he would go "yeah but are you the one saved on the Creator's device"

Venti keeps the ego boost mostly to himself, but people looking at him can TELL he's over the moon.

Kaeya? he's unironically probably the most humble about it. like he has the ego boost, but he's not disrespectful about it, but at the same time, he isn't gonna hide it either.

he WILL tease Diluc with it though.

on the flip side, if it's like Kokomi or Thoma, they are more of the 'gets all stuttery and honoured and honestly can i say flustered here' type

they're still happy, don't get me wrong, but it's like they don't know what to say

Diluc and Alhaitham, if they're the ones saved, are indifferent. they do not care but they do care deep down but they don't care.

If the character is NOT from Genshin:

confusion time

the genshin characters WILL work out who this person you have saved is

some may even attempt to bring the character to life using something (alchemy, puppetry, etc.)

expect to see at least one new voiceline from each character talking about this one you have saved

they are all jealous, every single one (maybe not qiqi) (sayu as well she's probably asleep)

uhh yeah more sagau stuff, also probably slightly out of character but hey feedback is appreciated

also thank you @kchan3s for giving me this idea from this wonderful comment

I've said it in comms and I'll say it again.

BEEG BRAIN

This is kinda like Re:Zero honestly

been a while since ive posted brainrots but imagine genshin sagau (the one with creator!reader) except it’s sort of like surviving romance from webtoon 😍😍😍⁉️⁉️⁉️

content // blood, violence, religious themes, grammar errors

basically, you wake up in genshin one day — how awesome right? except, it’s not awesome when the first thing that happened to you when you stepped foot into mondstadt are two knights accusing you for “copying the divine creator” before killing you straight away without letting you speak.

what’s weirder is how just when you thought you’ll wake up to your world from your weird dream, you wake up in the same spot in genshin. it took another death for you to put two together that every time you die, time somehow rewinds back to when you first wake up in genshin.

so like any other person, you decided to try and not to die while thinking of a way to go back to your home.

one detail about this strange situation is how every time you go back in time, no one seems to remember the events that occurred, making it somewhat easier for you to not do the same mistakes you did.

it should’ve been easy — especially in a game like genshin impact — but it’s not easy when every single characters in the game, including the ones you loved so much when they were just fictional characters, are after your head for the same reason as your first two killers: for copying the divine creator with no shame!

it was during your fourth life when you found out about this divine creator that made life hard for you. apparently, there’s someone out there who has the same face as you and is the “god” of teyvat that everyone worships, and you’re unfortunately considered an imposter in this world who must be wiped out.

another thing about your situation is that somehow, all other living beings — be it hilichurls, slimes, and even ruin guards — are nice to you, helping you get away from the cruel npcs and characters who want nothing but your head.

take note, that’s not the strangest thing in this weird world.

after a near-death experience thanks to the darknight hero, you found out that your blood is the color of gold—

and every time a character sees it, it seems as if they woke up from a brainwash (plot twist, the imposter brainwashed the acolytes into thinking they’re the real one thanks to dottore’s inventions or an ability of theirs).

to make things angsty; if you somehow managed to made everyone convinced that you’re actually the creator that they oh so worshipped and praised, the real imposter will immediately kill you out of desperation, causing you go back to square one and on the verge to just give up.

but what if, somehow, when you go back to square one after that, some characters actually remembered the past event?

and how can they help you?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*dies from cuteness*

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