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So Cyute And Flooffy
So cyute and flooffy
Cuddles and plushies.
Characters - Alhaitham, Childe, separate!
Synopsis
On days where you feel lonely, missing his presence, you make a little plushy of him to cuddle and love while he’s away.
For @seirenspinel , a mini continuation of my previous request posted. I feel I strayed a bit from the original, apologies!
Pt. 1 here! Requests open!
Not proofread! I never do <3
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Alhaitham

Is not one to be bothered.
He’s composed and professional, even with you he likes to keep that front.
So there was no doubt that knitting a stoic faced a friend would heal the void that should be next to you. And oh my is it the squishy and most grabbable filler you’ve ever seen. Holding it just builds up the happiness forming in your chest. It’s little rested face is so teeny on with it’s round face.
Send help, you may die from an overload.
And so, your obsession with it grew, never letting go of it. Even when the man is right in-front of you. “Dear, would you mind lowering that thing out of my face.” Alhaitham’s voice is neutral, but you can see he’s falling quite irritated to how you are shoving the plush against his cheek.
Deepening your voice to imitate his own, you shake the knit work right by his eyes, “dear, could you hand me my paperwork.” Giggling, “Beloved would you like some tea?”
You can’t help but continue, when you see him grip his pen, with his jaw clenched, you’re mocking him. “Please could you just-“ loosely throwing his work to his desk.
Hehe.
“Okay sorry sorry, I just love you so much, and I love my little son so much! I just love seeing my boys together.” You exclaim raising the doll over your head.
But if looks could kill, you wouldn’t be dead, but probably severely injured. “y/n that is yarn.” What a loser.
“Are you saying you’d like something like a real baby?” Oh? All of a sudden his face is bright red.
“That’s absolutely not what I was suggesting, all I want is for you to quit shoving that thing in my face.” not so composed now. Fake gasping you defend the silly little object, “I’ll have you know that this thing, has a name - in fact! his name is Alhaitham junior.” Holding it your face and pointing at it.
“So maybe if you were around more often without me asking you, you could be the one in my hands.”
Shit, you had a point.
Letting out a deep breath, he picks up his writing once again.
Is this ass really going to say nothing? No, give him time, this secret idiot is just trying to find the right words.
pausing, his head still forward and eyes off his work, he sates “When in my company next time, you’ll have my undivided attention. I hope to see I have the same?”
“Oh my god I wanna kiss you.”
Yeah, he’s glad he has you, and maybe that baby you mentioned wasn’t such a bad idea.
Childe

This idiot probably told you to make it, not knowing how much you miss him.
He’s a harbinger and a competitive person by nature, so it’s not rare to wake up to an empty bed, if there’s work, he’ll take it. And that makes you feel small, knowing that if something comes up, you’ll always come second best.
So yeah, you took his joke seriously and made something to keep you company. It’s soft and easy to fall asleep with, right now it’s doing more than he is.
Yet, he has no idea how much his leaving affects you, he just assumed you understand because you never said anything. Archons he’s stupid.
It’s only until the day he found it resting on your legs did he realize.
—
He came home in the afternoon, four days after leaving you without a word. You’ve probably seen him a total of a week this past month, and now he finally comes home.
“Oh? What’s this? A little friend to keep my lonely y/n from loosing their mind ~?” A playful smirk graced his face as he looks down at your seated figure. “Well.. yeah! I guess so… it just get’s lonely during the nights when you aren’t with me.” Admitting, you look down a little flustered, as you weren’t expecting him to come back so early in the day.
But this strokes his ego quite a bit. That desire to see your face make even cuter expressions than the one you are wearing right now really persuades him continue. Though, with him being gone for so long, he slipped by forgetting to drop to fatui act, “Darling, there’s no need to make something as pathetic as that!” He laughs “You have me right here, did you really think I was serious when I told you to make that thing?”
Ouch.
You feel stupid, he made you feel stupid. “Oh.” You sit there staring at the small little Ajax that lay in your lap. You put so much effort into it because you were excited to show him once he came home. He must hate it.
Throwing it off yourself and onto the floor you end your thought, “ yeah no sorry, that is weird.. I shouldn’t- I shouldn’t have done that, sorry.”
Wait, what?
That’s not what he wanted, no. Why did he say that? “next time I’ll wait for you to come home, yeah?” You turn his way with a half smile.
No, don’t do that, please. Yet that moment makes him realize, all those countless nights and endless days, and he never once thought about how you felt to wake up to an empty home. He really is the worst.
making his way over to you, he places his bags on the floor, and carefully picks up what you had discarded. Looking at it up close, he smiles, You really did think about him a lot.
Guilt.
Childe places the item in your grasp while you look at his hand holding your own, he opens his mouth only to close it once again. “I- hmm. Y/n.. I’m sorry” he sighs, “that was unfair to you and I was only teasing, but I see now that I took it too far, I didn’t mean it.” He lifts your face to meet his gaze, eyes carrying genuine care, “I think it’s adorable, so please don’t rid yourself of it.”
He waits for your face to soften before he leans in to kiss your cheek “ I promise to make more time just for you, because at the end of the day, you’re all I want!”
“Ajax you’re so stupid.”
That was definitely called for.
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At this point anyone who sres my rbs know that I'm a huge sucker for floof(fluff) and cyute(cute) stuff
Finally! Some platonic yan! Twst!
Title: Their older sister
Character(s): Azul Ashengrotto, Jade Leech, Floyd Leech (Twisted Wonderland)
Summary: You are the older sister they always adore, someone who cared about them and gave them affection. It is only natural for them to cling to you so.
Warnings/tags: Fem!reader, the reader is probably like around 5 years older but very is vague, platonic yandere themes so obsessive and possessive themes but most of it is just fluff, you are the older sister to Jade and Floyd but Azul also sees you as his older sister.

They always adored you even when they are troublemakers to others, to you they will stop whatever they were doing when you call for dinner and they would curl around your arms almost like puppies as they take their naps on your lap.
Even since they could remember they always went to you when they have a chance. You were their older sister and they always asked you to play with them bothering you when you had to study or had to do another task. You always let them have what they want within limits of course. When Floyd nagged for your hugs you will give them to him, when Jade asked for your affection you will give them to him.
It was amusing to watch when others looked at you and the twins, as you nagged them for playing so rowdy that their hair had become a mess. You were the only one they would listen to. They will stay still as you comb their hair out with your fingertips, leaning closer to you.
Others have tried to do the same, they found children adorable and your little siblings were so. Yet when they tried to reach for them their hands would be harshly slapped away the two merboys did not want any physical affection from others.
You saw it happen a few times before while sometimes they would try to stand still when your eyes were on them. Floyd only had so much patience towards the coos of the older mermaid, while Jade could only do so much with his sharp tongue when he was displeased.
At the end of the day, you have to apologize to others for their rude behaviors and later at home reprimand the two. They always felt a little guilty at first, saddened that their older sister was angry at them yet Floyd can't help but gasp in excitement while Jade smiled as you told them that you will be buying some dessert and if they want something.
Quickly they swam to catch up to you each taking one of your hands as you head to the store.
While you were at the store you sent them to the playground while you pay and from there they meet a little aggressive octopus hiding inside a pot. You and they tried to get the little octopus out of his pot but weren't able to sadly as you glanced at the spells written on the pot's inner wall.
As they grew they started to notice something while their love for you was still the same it seems that the world thought differently about it. While they were small they were allowed to cling to their older sister's arms others would often make remarks about how adorable you guys were yet now while they compliment you and their relationship they could see how unsure their eyes were while they ask your parents if it was really okay for them to continue clinging on to you this much like this.
"They grow at such a fast rate but is it really okay for them to continue on clinging to their older sister's arms? I am just worried that they would not be able to grow at a certain point."
"It is good that they have a good relationship with their sister, I could only wish my own children could get along as well as your kids... but don't you think the twins are a little... much..."
"Are the twins like this at home too? I notice how fond they are of their sister but don't you think they are a little... you know... too obsessive?"
Floyd always seems hostile when it happens Jade knew that his brother was frustrated by their remarks and wanted to bite at them, Floyd constantly asked Jade if he could squeeze them but Jade would only grab him by the should forcing him not to go. They knew if they did something nothing good would happen and someone... someone would drag you away from them.
You haven't heard those talks maybe it was because you didn't care as much as they did or maybe because you never were able to hear them as one of them would always try to drag you away before you could hear the full conversation. Maybe... They didn't want you to hear it... they did not want you to push them away because of what others thought...
They didn't want you to push them away at all.
You were surprised when they came home with a friend. A boy name Azul smiling at him you welcome him to the house. As you watch the three small boys play you can help but mentally sigh in relief. You always worry a little when you see Jade and Floyd having a hard time finding interest in others other than themselves. They would probably tell you that you are another person they care about but you didn't count yourself when you hoped that they could expand their connections with others and not only you.
Maybe they knew about it, maybe they didn't you wondered.
Azul visited often, often enough that you thought they have become pretty close. The three don't let you into many of their conversations they act all sneaky but once in a while when they didn't have something to hide all of them were rather chill take a seat around the table doing homework while you prepare something for them to eat.
While it wasn't often Jade occasionally ask you questions about his homework that you were always willing to help while you put a lot of your focus on Floyd finishing his own work. The boy just refuses to look at his book sometimes really instead choosing to hug your waist whining about how boring this was.
More often than not you just had to wonder if they were ever embarrassed acting like this in front of their friend. You have heard from your friends that siblings weren't really supposed to get along and prefer to ignore one another if they were with friends finding it much more embarrassing to greet each other.
Azul didn't talk to you while he didn't care what the twins do you noticed he kept his distance. And this was the case for a while till you found him alone in the living room, he told you the twins went out to the store to buy something and that he was waiting for them. Seeing as you didn't want to leave the young boy alone you tried to make a small conversation with him. His likes and dislikes, what he often does with the twins (most of which he denied answering) and hobbies.
Azul was just adorable when he tried to look anywhere but you but having your interest in him when it was usually the twins made him flustered. When you asked him about his hobbies he wondered if he should say something about his revenge but instead of saying that he told you that he liked board games.
He flinched when he saw your eyes widen a tiny fraction he thought you would mock him yet instead of doing so you asked if he would like to play a board game with you as you do have them just collecting dust as the twins didn't have much interest in it.
The twins found you and Azul both playing a game both in deep concentration only to be broken when Floyd suddenly grabbed your arm pouting that you would play with Azul but not him.
Azul started to open up to you little by little from there on, while really rare he would ask you questions about his studies as he tried to get ahead of everyone else. Sometimes he would ask to play a game with you before the twins would show up to ruin it all.
But you can't forget that moment when the boy almost called you sister. His red face as he tried to run away while Floyd and Jade adamantly told him that they were absolutely not allowing him to call you that. After some chat, giving Floyd the biggest hug and Jade too telling them that you will forever be their older sister. You told Azul to come out from his hiding pot and that it was okay that he calls you sister too.
You also gave the boy a hug as he tried to cover his blushing face with it but you can see his red ears.
But he liked it... he liked your affectionate attention.
They always hated it as they grew the fact that others would not approve of their clinging nature towards their older sister. They always hated the idea that as time passed there was a chance when you could be taken away from them by someone else when you belonged to them. Your eyes with hearts as you follow that person, and leaving them forever alone.
They hate that they could not really do anything bad else you become rather suspicious of what they do already. The invitation to the night raven academy made you happy for them while they were bitter that there was a dorm system.
Yet they could not say anything when you looked so happy for them. So they made a promise that they would go to the academy and when they finally graduated you and them would forever stay together.
They will make sure that you will be with them whether you want it or not even if they have to use spells and magic or contracts or Floyd's hugs. They will keep anyone who hates their close relationship with you away and trample them where they walk.
They want to stay with you whether the world wants it or not.

Note: I don't write a lot of platonic yandere for the older sibling and I was in the mood for it so here yeah go! Hope you enjoyed reading it.
Cyuteeee
giving them a seelie pet —
characters !! diluc, ayato, wanderer, zhongli
note !! little drabble as im trying to fall asleep~ gn reader
Diluc
Doesn't know how to react when you gesture for a floating green glob to approach him. He gives you a death stare. "You do know this. . . thing might end up in one of the wine crates by accident? the winery isn't the safest place for a 'pet' or whatever you intend this to be. . ."
Accepts it anyway because gentlemen don't refuse gifts. he leaves it to the maids at first but it keeps following him around that he's forced to look after it (he's saved it from being trapped in fermenting wine barrels a handful of times).
Eventually comes to accept it, but also tries to make use of it. "We need to have a better way of communicating. Can you understand morse code? . . . no? squeak twice if yes. Now what about turning you into a spy. . . too difficult? then how about a delivery bird?"
Ayato
He found it amusing but also questionable because why on teyvat would you give a seelie as a gift? it's an odd present to receive that's for sure, but he accepts it anyway.
Has a habit of teasing his new little red friend. Often pokes it, either with a pen or his finger. He's tried offering it boba milktea once but couldn't figure out where the mouth was.
Wanderer
This guy would give you the weirdest look, "looks like you're not all right in the head, because a seelie. . . pet? ha, there's something you don't hear everyday. insane."
he is an absolute bully! would poke his seelie multiple times just to hear it squeak. if it squeaks a lot, he'll trap it in his hat and keep it on a table. eventually does grow fond of it, having something rely on him gives him... purpose, makes him feel needed, and it's nice to have something his (but he'll never admit it).
may share his hat with his little golden friend!
Zhongli
He's just really glad you thought of him to give the seelie to! they have quite the history and he'll tell you all about them as you give him the pet!
although seekies tend to be quite squeaky loud, his becomes very well behaved. (zhongli simply smiles and shushes it gently, telling it to read along with him if it wants, and the seelie would settle down). they become a very calm pair, casually reading or drinking tea, strolling down the harbor. seelie likes to rest on his shoulders!
ko-fi // gen.masterlist
LMAO HELP I'M WHEEZING RN AND I HAVE TO KEEP QUIET CAUSE I'M IN A RESTAURANT WITH MY FAMILY
this is why you should NOT hit on Kalim Al-Asim
My piece for the ‘who does the prefect like?’ writing collab by @dulcesiabits ! Sorry this is so late, I hope you enjoy it!
note: they/them pronouns used for reader

“They’re onto us, Kalim.”
Kalim blinked. “What do you mean, (Y/N)?”
“The first years,” you hissed, looking left and right. “They suspect that I’m dating someone.”
All the doors and windows of the Ramshackle Dorm were safely locked, and you had drawn the curtains for good measure. You would have switched off the lights too, if there were any (Crowley had forgotten to pay the electricity bills again). The only thing lighting the room you and Kalim were three of the Ramshackle ghosts.
They were your close allies, which you were grateful for. You would need allies in the times to come…
“…how is that a problem?” Kalim frowned with confusion. “It’s not a big deal if people found out we were dating.”
“…” Your eyes began to brim with tears, and you reached over to your boyfriend and tenderly cupped his cheeks with your hands. “Oh, Kalim…sweetheart, angel, love of my life…if people found out we were dating…it would be a complete travesty!”
“Travesty, travesty, travesty!” echoed the ghosts in perfect synchronisation.
“R-really?” Kalim’s eyes shone with fear.
“Yes!”
“…ah…!” Kalim shivered a little as well. “I don’t know why you would think that, but if you say so…do you have a plan?”
“Kalim…” Your face darkened, and you sat back up on the couch. “We need…to become…pals.”
“…but we’re already pals!” chirped Kalim. “You’re my favourite pal!”
“No, Kalim.” You shook your head sadly. “We need to become simply pals. Nothing more. We can only do pal stuff with each other. No kissing. No holding hands. No buying me gifts. No calling each other ‘sugar-bear,’ ‘sweetie-pie,’ or anything of the sort.”
Kalim’s eyes widened, and he began tearing up. “Not even hugging…?”
“Especially not hugging.”
“…what…what if I slip up?” Terror dawned on Kalim’s face. “What if I accidently hug you in public? Then everyone would find out…!”
“If you slip up and accidently show me affection in any way, you need to jump exactly six feet away from me as quick as possible and say, ‘But not like, in a weird way!’ That should cover it up.”
“I hope I don’t give us away…”
“Of course, you won’t! I wouldn’t have told you my plan if you would!” You gave Kalim a loving, adoring smile. “I trust you, Kalim.”
You suddenly turned away from him. “I’m afraid you must leave now, Grim will be arriving…leave, my dear, lest our secret love be revealed to the world!”
“I’m leaving, I’m leaving!”
And Kalim ran out of Ramshackle, trying to be discreet as possible.
By which one means: not discreet at all.
…
“The prefect hasn’t been answering my calls,” grumbled Ace. “They’re probably off kissing Kalim again.”
“Really?” Deuce frowned with confusion. “The prefect isn’t dating anyone, though.”
“Deuce.” Ace grabbed Deuce by the shoulders. “I want you to think. Who told you that the prefect was single?”
“The prefect told me.”
“And why would they say that they’re single?”
“Because they are single?”
“Dummy.” Ace bonked Deuce on the head, and Deuce yelps. “What was that for?!”
“I was trying to get that brain of yours working! Kalim constantly comments hearts under (Y/N)’s photos on Magicam, how can the not be dating?!”
“Maybe because they’re friendship hearts!”
“They have matching heart necklaces with each other’s names on them!”
“Maybe those are friendship necklaces!”
“Deuce, we saw them making out in the corridor.”
“…maybe…they were…making out…platonically?”
Ace facepalmed. “Platonically?! Are you kidding me, Juice?”
“Don’t call me that!”
Jack, who was sitting in the corner of the room silently, finally speaks up. “There are a lot of different sexualities out there, Ace. Platonic make-outs are probably a thing, you know.”
“See, Ace?!” Deuce smiled triumphantly. “I was right!”
“However,” Jack interrupted Deuce’s victory celebration, “I know enough about the prefect that I can be sure that them and Kalim are probably dating.”
“Nah, they’re definitely dating,” called out Epel. “I heard (Y/N) call Kalim ‘wifey’ the other day.”
“What?!” exclaimed Ace and Deuce in unison.
“Yeah. They’ve even got rings. With diamonds and everything, but they’re kinda subtle, so you have to really be paying attention.” Epel looked deep in thought. “Gotta say, if those are real, they hafta be worth a lotta money…”
“No way you’re telling the truth,” scorned Ace. “Even the prefect can’t be that cringe.”
“Are you callin’ me a liar?!”
“You both, calm down,” said Jack. “We need to stop pondering over the prefect’s love life; it isn’t any of our business.”
“That’s the whole point, Jack,” responded Ace, rolling his eyes. “There’s a reason trashy tabloids sell, you know. It’s no fun if it is your business.”
“Still, it doesn’t feel right…”
“Well, if you wanna leave, the door’s right there.” Ace gestured to said door, and smirked. “But be honest, Jack: you’re here because you’re curious, aren’t you? You might try to act all ‘holier than thou’ but deep down you’re dying to know if the prefect is really dating Kalim.”
“…” Jack frowned, but he didn’t move from his seat at the round table.
“Sebek, you haven’t said anything,” noted Deuce, looking at the green-haired, stoic boy. “What do you think?”
“Well, at first, I was admittedly shocked by those two’s behaviour. Handholding? Before marriage? That’s how unplanned pregnancies happen!”
In the background, Ace choked on his own laughter.
“But,” continued Sebek, “When I heard the prefect refer to Kalim as ‘wifey’, it became clear to me that they were, in fact, married or at least engaged, in which case their public displays of affection, while still distasteful, were not the immoral acts of promiscuity I had initially thought them to be.”
“But…they’re not married…?” Deuce treaded carefully, he knew this would set off an explosion.
“What.” A great big frown marred Sebek’s features, and he shouted, “THEN THEY MUST BE SEPERATED AT ONCE! LEST THEY BECOME CORRUPTING INFLUENCE ON THE YOUNG MASTER, NAY, A CORRUPTING INFLUENCE ON OUR ENTIRE GENERATION!”
“Tell me you have no bitches without telling me you have no bitches,” snickered Ace under his breath.
Jack slammed his hand on the table. “We need to stop this madness. We’ve become too unhealthily obsessed with this matter.”
“I wouldn’t say obsessed…” murmured Epel.
“Epel, you made an evidence board,” said Jack pointedly. “With red wool.”
“Okay, maybe we’re kinda obsessed…”
“Anways, we need to bring an end to this once and for all. Either, we find out the truth of the prefect’s relationship, or we drop the entire investigation.”
Murmurs of agreement sounded in the room.
“…But…” Deuce raised his hand. “How are we going to find out if they really are dating or not?”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got a plan,” Ace reassured him. “It’s fool-proof, so it should even work on the prefect.”
“And what is the plan?” asked Jack.
Ace smirked.
“Ace, what is the plan?”
Ace’s smirk became wider.
…
“Are you lost, babygorl?” said Jack stiffly, before leaning on the wall in front of Kalim.
Honestly, he should have known better than to have gone with this plan. The only reason he was even here was because Ace was holding his cacti hostage (that little shit). And now, he was here. Trying to seduce the prefect’s man.
Why him?
“Oh, you’re Jack, aren’t you? Honey bea– the prefect mentioned you!” Kalim smiled. “I’m not lost! But thanks, though.”
“Um…” Jack coughed. “You’re welcome.”
The tiny receiver in his ear crackled to life. “What the hell, Jack?!” Ace shouted, his voice tinny in the small speaker. In the corner of his eye, Jack could spot Deuce, Ace and Epel buried in a nearby bush, watching Jack with a hawk’s eye. Sebek wasn’t there, because the moment Ace had explained the plan, he had passed out at the thought of ‘intimate talk’ before marriage.
“That wasn’t smooth. At all,” said Epel. “Try a different one.”
Jack swallowed. “Anyways…” This is so embarrassing, this is so embarrassing– “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
“Oh, I do really like dates!” Kalim’s eyes sparkled. “Why, you got any?”
“…”
“What the heck was that delivery, Jack,” Ace groaned. “You need to be more sultry! More seductive!”
What the hell did Ace know about being sultry and seductive? Didn’t he ghost his only girlfriend?
Jack decided to keep it simple. “Do you…do you want to go out with me?”
“…we are outside, though?” Kalim frowned.
“He’s so…stupid!” Deuce shout-whispered. “A lost case!”
“You’re the one to talk,” replied Ace. Oh, he couldn’t just keep his mouth shut, could he?
“Why, you–!”
“Deuce, stop choking Ace– WHAT WAS THAT FOR, GODDAMIT?!”
A few more shouts, a crash, and the line went dead.
But hey, Jack guessed this meant he could leave now.
“…I have somewhere to be. Goodbye.”
“Oh, goodbye, Jac–”
“Jack.”
Jack felt a dark, looming, angry presence behind him, one which made him want to start running, but Jack was a proud person, and he didn’t run away, so he turned around, and sorely regretted it.
Because it was you.
With a face that screamed ‘bloody murder’.
“Hey, (Y/N)!” chirped Kalim from behind Jack. “Jack was just asking me if we could go out! Want to join us?”
“Prefect,” began Jack desperately, “I promise you that this isn’t my fault, they were holding my cacti hostage–”
“HOW DARE YOU HIT ON MY WIFE?” you roared, with the force of a thousand suns.
Pride be damned. Jack started running.
…
Grim blinked, as he witnessed you chasing Jack with a murderous look, then turned his gaze to Epel, Ace and Deuce fist fighting in a bush. “What’s happening?”
“Beats me!” said Ortho cheerfully. “Wanna go to my dorm to play some video games?”
“Sure, sounds fun!”
Poor Idia... we should've told him :(((
Ace... you are in BIG trouble young man.


PAIRING: Idia Shroud x reader
SUMMARY: Recently your friends have found you seemingly more distracted- you payed more attention to your phone and would always sneak out at night to go who knows where- eventually, ( Ace) they all jumped to the conclusion that you were seeing someone. Now for the real question, who exactly was your partner??
INCLUDES; First years shenanigans, gender neutral reader, established relationship, 2nd Person POV, SFW, Crack-ish fluff
Additional Notes: Here's my part of the writing collab @dulcesiabits has hosted! this was tons of fun!!!

"'s- all of this-" he gestured towards the chart
"- really necessary???" Epel questioned, raising his brow doubtfully at the redhead in question, the chart currently in front of them marking everyone at nrc who the prefect knows and has talked to.
"Hah?! What do you mean by that?! Of course it is!!" Ace huffed out, annoyed that none of them was getting it. "Y'know it's none of our business right?" Epel shot back, still skeptical about it all.
"-and besides, they would have told us if they were seeing anyone." Jack shrugged, finally voicing out his skepticism about the current situation at hand. Sebek nodded, along with deuce, all mutually agreeing that this was pointless, to Ace's dismay.
Ace let out a groan "Cmon guys! Why else would they be going out so often huh???? They barely even look at us anymore! they're always on their phone smiling!" He cried out, pointing to the chart, a determined frown on his face.
The rest of the group had started to look at each other, defeaning silence falling upon the once loud room.
"..."
"...."
"......"
"Well-...." the half fae started, his usual defeaning voice wavering. "I suppose...you are correct on that one, human. They did skip lunch with us today-" Sebek stated, trying to act unbothered, but it was evident on his face that he did miss your presence, even if just a bit.
"-And the day before that.." Deuce added, furrowing his eyebrows, pouting slightly.
"See?! And worst of all! they didn't tell us about it! I mean! We're their best friends! we should know this!" Ace yelled out, eyeing his two other friends Epel and Jack, who weren't as convinced.
"Well...I guess??? They have been on their phone more..." Epel mumbled under his breath.
Jack, (being the only sensible one) shook his head sighing.
"Well then, why not just ask them directly instead of-"
"No!!" Ace interrupted, a mischevious look on his face, pointing to the chart that he had prepared. "We'll snipe out everyone who had been talking to them more recently!" he concluded, snickering at his 'oh so genius plan'.
Jack grumbled, 'of course.' he thought to himself, an exasperated expression on his features.
Focusing at the chart in question, they all had started to discuss your potential partner, all sharing their theories and thoughts.
"..Riddle maybe..???" Deuce said, unsure of his own thoughts. You have been spending more time with him, he thought, counting back to all of the unbirthday parties you've personally helped him with, and how you two would study together sometimes.
"Ew!! no! Riddle??? Our housewarden?? No way." Ace grimaced, shuddering at the thought of you getting together with Riddle of all people. "Besides, they act like siblings! That'd be weird." He finished, shaking his head at even the slightest possibility of Riddle being your partner.
Epel sighed, marking an "x" on riddles face with a red sharpie. "That marks him out then" He said, looking at all of the people at nrc left.
Oh boy. This is gonna take a long while.

A long, long hour has passed since their little investigation had started, all of them equally tired.
"Ugh- this is pointless!" Ace cried out, looking at the chart in front of them, various red marks scattered all over the list of people. "At this rate we should've just asked them!!" he sighed, his frown deepening.
"Geez- it's like...That wasn't what Jack suggested from the very beginning" Epel deadpanned, an exhausted look on his face, a headache forming from all of this romance-nonsense.
"Shush! Anyways- all we need to do is follow them till they lead us to the culprit!"
"Stop talking like they're datin' some criminal!"

"...This is a bad idea..." Jack grumbled under his breath, ears drooping down as he frowned. "Shh! quiet down! they're gonna hear us!" Ace hissed in a hushed tone. Before the two could start bickering, they quieted down when they heard your voice accompanied with Grims cheers, now listening intently to the two of you.
"Nyahaha! I told ya he'd beat ya at that game! your artifacts 're nothing compared to him!"
Grim cheered, laughing at your loss as you
glared at him. "Aren't you supposed to be cheering me on?! You were even freaking out when I told you we were together!!" You cried out, exasperated by your friends behaviour. "Hmmm,, well! Yeah...But," He stroked his chin as if deep in thought and pointed his finger at you. "-He promised me he'd buy me tuna if he won! So I approve of him now!" He finished, snickering as you look at him as if you were about to commit murder.
Sighing, you defeatedly pulled out your phone when you heard your notifs go off.
Ping!
"You can always win next time ;) But your artifacts are just...sad,,,I can come there to get you better ones k?"
Ping!
"..I mean- given its only you and Grim there..Right????"
You read the message, a smile forming your features as you imagined Idia fumbling over his messages with a flustered look, laughing quietly you sent your boyfriend a response.
"Yep yep!! I'll set up the game rn!"
Read: 5:56PM
Putting your phone down, you were about to set up the equipment when you were interrupted by a loud voice.
"AHA!!!"
Ace was the first one to yell out, appearing suddenly inside your room as the others showed themselves as well. Causing you (and Grim) to shriek in terror.
"Ace?!!" You and Grim simultaneously yelled out as your clutched your shirt in an attempt to make your heart beat calm down.
"-And everyone else?! What are you even doing here??!" You questioned, the unexpected guests in your room now looking at each other with a guilty look on their face as you waited impaitently for an answer.
"Hah?? Shouldn't we be the one asking questions????" Ace narrowed his eyes at you, a betrayed expression painted on his face.
"Ehhh? what are you on about?" Grim shot back, confused (and annoyed) by his friends sudden appearance.
"You didn't tell us you had a boyfriend!" He replied offended, pointing his finger at you. Your eyes widened at the reply, making a silent "oh" with your mouth with Grim snickering at their reasoning.
"..Oh- I uh- never told you..???" You said sheepishly, looking at your friend group with a guilty expression. Ace nodded frantically as the others did as well. "Uh yeah! you've been skipping lunch with us- and ditching our hangouts, and worst of all you didn't even tell us why!" He cried out
"Wh- hey!! I did tell you guys!" You offendedly shot back at him
"Well..-You did say you were with a friend.." Deuce muttered, "Which was a lie!" Ace finished, refusing to look at you. Shaking your head at his antics, you simply stated that you were friends, until recently so. Causing him to gaze at your direction again. "Oh." Was all he said as the others glared at him. "Yeah- "oh." Now- was that all you wanted to talk about? I kinda have a-"
"Wait! you never told us who it was!" Deuce suddenly yelled, as Ace nodded his head approvingly. "We've sorta been guessin' for an hour now." Epel stated, embarrassed to admit what they've been doing for the past hour. Sebek was the one to yell out this time. "Human! You have yet to tell us who is courting you! I bet they aren't even worthy of you! Unless, of course they're Lord Malleus..B-but even so!"
Jack, being the only sensible one calmly asked
"Who are you dating, prefect?" He raised his brow, anticipating your answer.
"Oh- It's actually-"
Hearing the door open behind you, followed by a confused scream, everyone immediately turn their heads towards the person in question.
"Ah! Idia!! you're here!" You greeted him, apologizing for your friends sudden visit, knowing he likes being alone.
Grabbing his hand gently, you finished your sentence. "It's Idia!" You proudly stated, earning a confused "huh?!" from everyone as your boyfriend in question had melted from the intense glares of disbelief of your friends, now hiding behind you, his hair tinted in a shade of pink., overwhelmed by the chaos surrounding him.
"IT'S IDIA?!????"
They all yelled in unison as Ace slid to the ground, followed by Sebek shaking his head disaprovingly, Epel currently questioning your taste in men, Deuce congratulating you (even if he's still shocked) and Jack sighing exasperatedly at everyone.
Shaking your head at their antics, you return your focus onto Idia, who could only mutter out one thing;
"Idia.exe has malfunctioned."
"H-huh? Idia are yo-IDIA PASSED OUT!!!"
"MYAHHH!! THEY KILLED MY TUNA SUPPLIER!!!"


Author's Notes: Man I thought writing for idia would be easy since I kin him sobs; I do love Idia vv much- Our local shut in deserves some love too! though I did get writers block halfway through, so I hope this is still a good read despite that!