If You're Friends With Me, You Have To Listen To Me Talking About Nothing But This

If you're friends with me, you have to listen to me talking about nothing but this

People, imagine that Lloyd is angry at his grandfather (Idk why, maybe some evil has appeared that no one knows but has links to FSM) and how can you be offended at him since FSM is dead and Lloyd said he's going to fuck it all and become an atheist, he said his grandfather doesn't exist, he doesn't give a fuck, Lloyd's had enough.🤣🤣

And look, what is his family's reaction?🤔

Garmadon said he was proud and was laughing all the time, Wu is trying to convince Lloyd that he shouldn't do that because it's disrespectful, and Misako has no idea what's going on because she's never there

And the FSM reaction?

He is sad because his grandson disowned him

It's certainly easier when you are a god and can create your own world and not let others come there.

I also claim that Mystake came there later, but just for fun I wrote that she was already there and it's definitely scary when your friend who is still a child/teenager shows you his children, it's definitely a scary experience.

Mystake has been tramatized

Imagine this, FSM is like a child of divorced parents, (for me his parents are Omega and Firstbourne) and they would share it with the dragons for a month and then with the Oni, it could be hilarious.

Imagine there is some fight between Oni and dragons and it is Omega's turn to look after the FSM and Firstbourne tries to steal it and attention Omega shouts across the battlefield "Firstbourne! Leave him, it's my turn to look after him" and everyone stops fighting and there is silence on the battlefield.

Damn, I'm already fucked up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I need more agender aroace fsm content please. Preferably featuring Lloyd

Lloyd would try to explain to him about sexuality n stuff, probably giving the "talk" on accident too, while FSM is very confused about this due to the lack of gender and sexuality within him, but he is pretty chill about it, although sometimes struggles with the pronoun stuff

The "talk" goes kinda like:

Lloyd: "so uhh, humans kinda like... Need two people in order to reproduce."

FSM: "what" (the voice of a person who never considered that an option, Firstbourne wasn't really good at giving the "talk" and also they left before she even could)

Had to throw this together after being struck with inspiration.

I need to make Omega a human form for reasons (the reasons being he had to disguise himself as a human to find FSM because he's the one that can shapeshift, also Firstbourne forced him to do so, it was a humiliating experience for him btw)