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Imagine this, FSM is like a child of divorced parents, (for me his parents are Omega and Firstbourne) and they would share it with the dragons for a month and then with the Oni, it could be hilarious.
Imagine there is some fight between Oni and dragons and it is Omega's turn to look after the FSM and Firstbourne tries to steal it and attention Omega shouts across the battlefield "Firstbourne! Leave him, it's my turn to look after him" and everyone stops fighting and there is silence on the battlefield.
Damn, I'm already fucked up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you're friends with me, you have to listen to me talking about nothing but this
[A moment after the birth/creation/appearance of the FSM]
Firstbourne: *Breaking into Oni territory* OMEGA!!!!
Omega: Firstbourne what are you doing here, this is violating all the rules!
Firstbourne: Fuck it, look what I'm got. *shows him a little FSM*
Omega: What is that thing?
Firstbourne: This is our baby!
Omega: Oh oka-
Omega: ...
Omega: Wait, WHAT THE FU-
@thecatundertheladder You asked, here you go, maybe I'll make a continuation of this or something
Firstbourne: Omega, why does the kid have a lot of animals around him all the time?
Omega: The young one must learn to lead an army from an early age.
Firstbourne: ... Okay, cool.
*meantime*
FSM: *evil laugh* I WILL TAKE CONTROL OF THE WORLD!!
Part 2 how Omega and Firstbourne found out that they were both parents
Omega: How is this supposed to be OUR baby?
Firstbourne: Well, it's just our baby
Omega: But it can't be ours
Firstbourne: If you don't believe me, look at him, he has the features of an Oni and a dragon.
Omega: Okay, maybe he is Oni and also a dragon, but why should it be ours, I didn't touch you with my claw!
Firstbourne: You didn't touch me? And what happened at the last battle?
Omega: You know how I meant it, but it's definitely not mine.
Firstbourne: Oh no! I won't be a single mother, you will take care of this child whether you want it or not!
*leaves with FSM*
Omega: ...
Omega: But we're not even dating, so why should I be the father?
I'm sure as hell that Omega and Firstbourne had plenty of these "marital" fights, even though they never even liked each other. Because they raised FSM together, they sometimes had to talk to each other, of course, they disagreed in many aspects, which led to quarrels. I'm sure as hell that sometimes they even argue on the battlefield, which confuses Oni and the dragons.
Omega: Firstbourne, how the hell do you look after a child, SOMEONE ALMOST KILLED HIM!!!
Firstbourne: You know, maybe I would have watched him if you hadn't told your stupid soldiers to attack ONLY ME!!!!
Omega: This is a FUCKING WAR, I HAVE TO ATTACK YOU!
Firstbourne: Aha, so some war is more important than OUR CHILD!!
Omega: I NEVER SAID THAT!!!!
Other dragons and Oni: *Very confused and not knowing whether to continue fighting*
FSM as a child: Mom, how are babies made?
Firstbourne: Eeeeeee, ask Omega.
*during the month with Omega*
FSM: Omega, where do babies come from?
Omega: *wonders how to say it so that Firstbourne won't make a fuss with him*
Omega: I don't know.
FSM: So where did I come from?
Omega: Your mother found you one day and said she would take you and force me to raise you with her.
FSM: *sad and confused sounds*