People, I'm Thinking And Thinking And One Thought Came To My Mind, Do You Know Who Harumi's Biggest Hater

People, I'm thinking and thinking and one thought came to my mind, do you know who Harumi's biggest hater is?

Because I think I know, it must be FSM, come to think of it, she's stealing his race's masks, kidnaps his son who is a child again, resurrects his second son but only the evil part and most importantly I try to kill his beloved grandson and also uses Garmadon. I'm sure he hates her, his already broken family is even more dysfunctional because of her.

If Overlord hadn't helped her and saved her, she would have gotten a real kick in the afterlife.

Hey, I have this thought, what if Fsm could interfere with ninjago from this land where he is, like moving things, sending things, healing someone, and things like that.

And I have a really stupid example, so:

Suppose there is some disaster in ninjago (like if it was something new) and you need to find some information and Wu and Lloyd are looking for information and suddenly they find it, but of course it's written like a damn pun and in really bad handwriting and Lloyd is like:

"Fucking hell, can he write something normally for once and not do it in a riddle and why this looks like he just started learned to write or something?!"

And suddenly everything falls on him, because FSM won't let anyone insult his beloved puzzles, not even his grandson.

Like I know it's stupid, but this idea has been on my mind for some time

We all know that little Lloyd is a devil and the biggest villain in all of ninjago

Wu to the elemental masters during the serpentine war

So with my Fsm lives au (which you can find here) I've decided the logistics of Wu and Garmadon and how Fsm might appear to them.

Basically a few decades (?) before Lloyd is born the Fsm disappears completely from Ninjago. Prior to this they tell Wu and Garmadon that he has something to take care of and as a result won't be overly available to talk to them or meet in person. Wu and Garmadon then don't see or hear from them until Lloyd is born where he makes a brief appearance to meet baby Lloyd, after which they fuck off again.

Now Wu and Garmadon don't see this as concerning at all. I mean they're immortal beings, a few decades isn't all that long to them (and I hc that the Fsm has really poor time management when it comes to other people so Wu and Garmadon are probably used to this sort of thing).

Fast forward to Garmadon getting banished and Fsm is trying to his best to not interfere with his children seemingly fighting to the death (they know that can't and won't kill each other, I mean he knew something like this was going to happen after all, but those are his babies! why do they have to let this happen) so when Garmadon gets banished to the underworld he's immediately relieved because it means they've stopped fighting.

(Later as they start to think over the implications of Garmadon getting banished he has a panic attack because there's no way this guy doesn't have anxiety)

After the fight he goes down to the underworld to find Garmadon unconscious and heavily injured from the fall and the lightning strike. Fsm stabilises garmadon, triggering a partial transformation into his Oni side, and then immediately fucks off again because 'oh shit the prophecy's beginning'

(Garmadon is vaguely aware that someone healed him after he fell. He has his suspicions as to who but nothing is ever confirmed)

Later when Wu's wallowing in sadness Fsm goes around and cleans the monastery and puts meals out for Wu to eat and generally helps him out but since Garmadon's banishment to the underworld was prophesised they can't really talk to Wu about it and comfort him. But Wu is aware that he is there and they'll talk about random things together.

He does, however, leave again once Wu shows signs of being able to take care of himself again.

Fsm starts showing up and talking to Wu again soon after he finds Cole, but it's never to comment on what might be coming next or even about how his student's training is going (that doesn't stop Wu from bragging about their accomplishments though), it's always inane stuff like 'Mystake's making me go therapy Wu can you believe it' or 'Kai fell in a ditch while trying to impress a girl. No I'm not stalking them Wu I'm just making sure they're safe'.

The ninja can't see them full stop though.

But the point of this long winded post was that Wu, being slightly less involved in the prophecy is fully aware that his father is just kind of there sometimes, but Garmadon, who is a key player, is not (he does have some suspicions however).

can I have some more of omega and firstbourne being fsm’s adopted parent please?

Of course, I don't have an idea for now, but as soon as I come up with something, I will publish it