We All Know That Little Lloyd Is A Devil And The Biggest Villain In All Of Ninjago

We all know that little Lloyd is a devil and the biggest villain in all of ninjago

Cole meditating in the monastery: (sneezes)

Lloyd climbing in the rafters like the gremlin he is: bless you

Cole: God?!

Lloyd: No I’m his grandson.

[A moment after the birth/creation/appearance of the FSM]

Firstbourne: *Breaking into Oni territory* OMEGA!!!!

Omega: Firstbourne what are you doing here, this is violating all the rules!

Firstbourne: Fuck it, look what I'm got. *shows him a little FSM*

Omega: What is that thing?

Firstbourne: This is our baby!

Omega: Oh oka-

Omega: ...

Omega: Wait, WHAT THE FU-

@thecatundertheladder You asked, here you go, maybe I'll make a continuation of this or something

can I have some more of omega and firstbourne being fsm’s adopted parent please?

Of course, I don't have an idea for now, but as soon as I come up with something, I will publish it

Part 2 how Omega and Firstbourne found out that they were both parents

Omega: How is this supposed to be OUR baby?

Firstbourne: Well, it's just our baby

Omega: But it can't be ours

Firstbourne: If you don't believe me, look at him, he has the features of an Oni and a dragon.

Omega: Okay, maybe he is Oni and also a dragon, but why should it be ours, I didn't touch you with my claw!

Firstbourne: You didn't touch me? And what happened at the last battle?

Omega: You know how I meant it, but it's definitely not mine.

Firstbourne: Oh no! I won't be a single mother, you will take care of this child whether you want it or not!

*leaves with FSM*

Omega: ...

Omega: But we're not even dating, so why should I be the father?