Masterlist Finally Updated Ouhhh..

Masterlist finally updated ouhhh..

if i had a list for all the scourge posts/incorrect quotes it'd be the equivalent to the amount of writing for swerve I have

MASTERLIST

MTMTE✧

Swerve

Swerve x Reader with a similar personality

Swerve x Badass Cybertronian!Reader

One Bed Trope with human!reader

Shattered Glass!Swerve x Con!Reader

Swerve x Cybertronian!reader who finds him charming

Skitching HCs

Cybertronian!reader hides a fatal injury-angst

Whirl

Whirl x Cybertronian!Reader who can transform into a weapon

Tarn

Tarn x Cybertronian!Reader who can transform into a weapon

Cybertronian!reader hides a fatal injury-angst

Rodimus

Rodimus x Cybertronian!Reader who can transform into a weapon

One Bed Trope with human!reader

Skitching HCs

Cybertronian!reader hides a fatal injury-angst

Helping human!reader get ready for a party

Drift

Drift x Cybertronian!Reader who can transform into a weapon

Drift helps human!Reader dye their hair

Helping human!reader get ready for a party

Tailgate

Skitching HCs

Helping human!reader get ready for a party

Cyclonus

Helping human!reader get ready for a party

Ratchet

Cybertronian!reader hides a fatal injury-angst

TFP✧

Ratchet

One Bed Trope with human!reader

Ratchet celebrating their human partner's graduation

Comforting human!reader

Bumblebee

Bee x Cybertronian!reader he thought was dead

Optimus Prime

Optimus celebrating their human partner's graduation

Smokescreen

Smokescreen celebrating their human partner's graduation

Knockout

Comforting human!reader

Breakdown

Comforting human!reader

Starscream

Comforting human!reader

Megatron

Megatrons child HCs

TFA✧

Starscream

Starscream x Cybertronian!Reader that stands up for him

S/O with a soft spot for animals and nature

TFE✧

Tarantulas

Tarantulas x human!reader

ROTB✧

Mirage

Mirage x human!reader drabble

Mirage x starfire-like reader

Optimus Prime

Optimus x starfire-like reader

Bumblebee

Bumblebee x starfire-like reader

Scourge

Scourge x human!reader

MY OCs✧

Downfall, MotorRaid, A-Strike dating HCs

Hey can I get three different scenarios if, Optimus, Mirage and bumblebee from Rotb, had met a tameranean who is like Starfire in a way, and is a princess. How would they react when they meet her and learn how strong and powerful she is, and what would their romantic relationship be like. Also the reader acts like starfire too, but I would find it funny if she kissed the Autobots to learn their language when she too comes to earth cause they were the nearest thing near her. Sorry if this is a lot I just love the idea since she too lives in space, that they may know a little bit about each other. Also I would find it adorable if they had sparklings with her since I head canon tameraneans can practically mate with anything. (I’m gonna scream if you except this, cause I don’t think you will but thank you for at least reading this! 🫶🏾)

i actually thought this idea was super cute, anon. I decided to do long-ish headcanons because I wasn't sure how to fit everything into one scenario for each.

[ tameranean!reader post includes: ROTB Optimus, Mirage, and Bumblebee

OPTIMUS

once he assesses that you're not a threat, I imagine he'd be super curious about your powers and abilities. Once he finds out you're too from space, I feel like he'll be able to confide in you a bit more than he would with humans?? Like, you're an alien like him, possibly stranded on Earth as well

he respects you so much, because wow you're a princess? He admires your bravery, especially if you're willing to help them. Despite being reluctant at first

Just imagined Optimus Prime bowing down to you a little, started going crazy

anyways

The Autobots were the first you came across upon landing on Earth, you didn't speak their language nor did you speak English. You proved you weren't a threat, but they didn't understand you or know your motives yet. You realized you landed on yet another civilization that doesn't speak nor understand Tamaraneans. And so, you did the only thing you could do. Optimus was the closest, so you gave him a simple peck on the mouth. The other autobots around were trying not to giggle at the look on Prime's face. He was shocked, confused, and maybe a bit flustered. You swore he didn't answer for a couple minutes when you greeted everyone.

He's suchhh a big fan of your Tamaranean features, you're so unique and yet so human as well. Again, he admires your bravery and strength and your attitude. Genuinely enjoys your company. If you're somewhere secluded, he'll go on a drive with you maybe flying next to him as you talk :3

I think Prime would be one to want sparklings with his significant other, he could only hope they will live in a world outside of war. He would never want them to experience what he and many others did. Also deep down, the Orion Pax in him that would've never thought about fighting in a war would've wanted to happily settle down somewhere. Knowing that you're a bit stronger/resilient than normal humans (or most types of aliens he knows of) he feels a lot more secure with having sparklings with you. How many? No one will ever know.

MIRAGE

okay so imagine you meet in the middle of a fight accidentally. You've been trying to blend in like a normal citizen of Earth ever since you got here, you were shocked to see that humans were in fact not the only species that lived here. Unfortunately for you, the same city you were staying at was being attacked by giant evil alien robots.

You're in the middle of the street, not really knowing the extent of what these robots can do. One second you see a Porsche, a semi truck, and a camaro speed past you and transform into more alien robots...but this time they're fighting the one destroying the city so they're good you think? The next second, you were too frozen in admiring these aliens when suddenly a car goes flying towards you.

It happens in slow motion, Mirage is the only one who sees it go straight for your face. But he's confident, he knows he can catch it and save you. Except...it slips through his servos. His spark nearly stops. Instead of seeing a poor 'human' go spat on the ground, he can't believe his optics when you reach out and catch the fucking car??

After that whole incident, he's asking you a bunch of questions. You give him a lil kiss so you can answer him in his language, you're slightly surprised when suddenly you know english and cybertronian, whatever that is

Honestly, I could imagine Mirage never letting go of that kiss, like he's going to joke about it for years.

You're a princess? hell yeah, he thinks you're super badass and wants to see you in action tbh. He's still gonna act like a knight in shining armor but he knows you can handle yourself, he wants to impress you fr

Wants you to teach him your language, he will try but it'll sound like gibberish. Either that or he will learn it immediately because uhh cybertronian super advanced robot?

He's definitely an excited father to your sparklings, you will need to make sure he doesn't teach them to be troublemakers because HE WILL raise them into little fuckin risk takers

BUMBLEBEE

Unfortunately he would not be able to learn your language since there are no tameranean radio stations.. but hey you can still kiss him!

once he gets to know you and where you're from, he's a huge fangirl I think

definitely hypes you up and praises you when you chuck a car at a deception or something. Once he knows you're probably as strong as they are, you guys do some cool combos out in the battlefield.

power couple !?!?!

jokingly does a little bow every time he greets you, then crushes you in a hug. Probably plays some cheesy line from some radio station

he lovesss how you're so kind and compassionate to species you don't know and a planet that isn't yours, but also the fact that you're brave in the face of danger. He knows you can defend yourself and still come back to give him a lil kiss afterwards

he asks if you can carry him. you probably lift him up by one hand and he's going crazy that you might drop him.

you will both learn about Earth together, as well as each other's home planets :3

laying out in the middle of nowhere, staring at the stars and reminiscing about your home? of course

he'd be sooo nervous about sparklings, nervous but excited. He'd be the most caring boyfriend and equally as caring father

thinks your sparklings are the cutest ever ever

Swsw hell archive

Some old some new

I am in love with this thing and I have no idea why so take someone headcannons :)

Reader is human btw-

General Tarantulas Headcannons

First things first, he sees humans as fragile so if you did befriend him he'd be keeping watch on you 24/7

Tries to keep you within and arms or appendage (is that what those are called?) length so he can snatch you up if something is too dangerous

If you're too energetic or keep annoying him he'll spin you into a web and stick you onto another one for his sanity

Likes to poke you with his claws(?) and extra limbs to get a reaction out of you

It took him ALOT of convincing but he let you ride on him in his spider ALT mode

It was a one time thing.

He asks a lot of questions about humans in general and you happily answer him

Laughs everytime you get stuck in his webs unintentionally but help you out...eventually

Some days if he's in a mood he just carried you and keeps you close(er) for the entire day and won't let you go unless you really needed to be

Helps scare off unwanted visitors and creeps

Overall, once you get to know him and he warms up to you, he's a pretty decent fellow

Y/N: Pwease stop being evil 🥺🥺

Scourge: ... ah, fuck, I can't do this, I quit. Battle over I'm switching sides

Y/N looks at him with wide, beady eyes and he just agrees. No thoughts, just ‘must be with human’

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