Commissions For @staggeringsmite Of @flashofgeniuss PC Castor And @icecreamchick45s PC Nemesis.

Commissions for @staggeringsmite of @flashofgenius’s PC Castor and @icecreamchick45’s PC Nemesis.

[Image ID: a digital painting of Castor, a drow shown from the chest up on a muted magenta background. He is looking at the viewer with his body angled slightly away and his head slightly tilted; his arms are folded across his chest and he is holding the golden handle of an umbrella in one hand. They have purple-grey skin, medium length silver-white hair in a loose ponytail, and golden eyes. He is wearing a cream long sleeve button up shirt, a light blue silk vest, and a large dark blue scarf around his neck and shoulders. They have a pale silver circlet on his forehead mostly obscured by his hair and matching ear cap jewelry connected to an earring by a chain.]

[Image ID: a digital painting of Nemesis, an elf in three quarters profile shown from the chest up on a lavender background. She has one hand held up by her face, palm facing towards her. She has pale skin, thick long wavy dark brown hair worn loosely, and purple eyes. She is wearing a rich green cloak which mostly obscures the dark teal-grey long sleeve shirt underneath, and small silver earrings. She has scars on her right temple and left cheek.]

Tbh if i was one of the non-Blaine warblers I totally would’ve thought Kurt was a spy. Like imagine being a warbler that year. From your perspective this random kid:

Joined your team after transferring from the school you just learned that you’d be competing against at sectionals

Immediately befriended the leader of your team and literally not anyone else

Spent a ridiculous amount of time taking your lead soloist to a coffee shop in a whole different town

Convinced the leader of your team to switch up on your tried and tested methods for success right before a state-level competition

Killed a bird you gave him as a sign of his status as a member of your team (I know that he didn’t kill him but also how were they supposed to know that)

Came out of uniform to your last meeting before the big competition and took up all of your time during the meeting singing a song

Seduced your lead soloist

Earned a duet with your lead soloist seemingly out of nowhere

The duet lost you the big competition which your team almost always wins

He transfers back to the other school right after you lose

He also communicates with people from the opposing team during his entire stay at your school including the teacher who runs the opposing glee club

Next year your lead soloist ditches you to be with him at the opposing school

In conclusion, all the warblers probably thought Kurt was a spy with way too much time and money on his hands and they were right to think it.

MERLIN | 5x07 “A Lesson in Vengeance”

The maniacs of the Dick-snatchers… poor Cian and Tarragon did not ask to be included in this narrative

[Image ID: a digital drawing of Ragwort, a fairy with pale skin, short curly brown hair, yellow wings, and green coveralls; and Marrick, a winter eladrin with pale blue skin, a dark blue bob, glowing runs tattoos up her arms, and grey overalls. They are both shown full body, facing the viewer in an aggressive wide-legged stance with clenched fists. Above them is large text that reads “we are going to beat you to death”. Below this panel is a single panel comic of Kim, a goblin with medium length light pink hair, red eyes, red lipstick on, wearing a pink tank top and heart shaped sunglasses on her head. She is shown from the shoulders up with one hand held out, gesturing. There is a dialogue box next to her reading “It’s a man eat man, steal a penis world… so do you want to steal a penis, or do you want to stay in a cage?”]

Thalia: if you ever want to just scream into a void, I recommend talking to Percy about his quests before the Titan War.

Jason: What do you mean?

Thalia: Watch this - HEY PERCY! Can you tell us about what happened on the quest for Artemis?

Percy: Artemis? I never went on- oh, right. The Annabeth quest.

Leo: wow

Percy: why do you want to know? You were there

Thalia: I just like hearing your point of view (: you can just skip to the end (:

Percy: sure, I guess. Ummm we got there, fought Atlas, freed Artemis and Annabeth, I held up the sky, Zoë died, and you kicked Luke off a cliff.

Piper: I’m sorry what?

Percy: what are you confused ab-? Oh, right. Luke was a Son of Hermes on the Titan’s side-

Leo: No, that was not the most bewildering part of what you just said

Jason: You held up the sky??? The literal sky???

Percy: Annabeth and I did, yeah. Luke, too, but not when we fought Atlas.

Leo: bro.

Percy: what?

Leo: you gotta give a little more flourish when you tell these stories. This matter-of-fact thing you’re doing is kind of creeping me out.

Percy: oh….sorry.

Thalia: uh-huh. Let’s try again. Percy, can you tell us about what happened in Mt. Saint Helens?

Percy, with Jazz Hands: I blew up a mountain

Have yet to process that my sister is getting married to a dictator that Castor tried to murder and I found this out due to my brother being the sweetest person on the face of the planet and not holding it against me much that I absolutely abandoned him…..this is about dnd by the way. This did not happen in my real life but it feels like it did