Midoriya: Can You Please Be Serious For Five Minutes?Kaminari: My Record Is Four, But I Think I Can Do

Midoriya: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Kaminari: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Crowley: I'm so tough, I'm on alert even when there's no danger! Aziraphale: Crowley, that's PTSD.

Ineffable Inktober day 27- Favorite Character/s

Crowley was sitting in his garden, drinking a cup of tea. Aziraphale was at a bakery getting them some lunch, so Crowley had some time to spend for himself. It was nice to sit among plants he loved and just enjoy himself. He had a book that Aziraphale had reccomended beside him. All was well.

Ineffable Inktober day 8-stars/wings

Crowley gently shifted the stars into positions he liked. He brushed one with his wingtip and scattered the dust around. He spun and the dust settled into position. The Crab Nebula. He somehow knew that is what this would be called. He continued to shift and spin, placing stars and dust with his wings as he went. All was peaceful. All was well.

She wasn't a werewolf exactly. I mean, she said she was, and she does transform on a full moon. I'm a witch, and all the other werewolves I've interacted with have been intimidating. Large when they were transformed, and rather gruff otherwise. Closed off, like they were trying not to hurt anyone. Merripen was different. She was super sweet, but the other werewolves didn't know what to make of her. So much so that about a week ago they had just dropped her off on my doorstep. I had startled when I heard the knock. It was after my shop's hours the sign was flipped to closed. hurried to open the door. A werewolf stood, in human form, in front of me.

"Hello? We're closed." I said

"I'm very sorry about this" He said, "I've heard you were dating Merripen. We have her in a carrier here. She's just so much all the time. Please, take her." He dropped a large cat carrier and ran away.

I kind of understand why they gave her to me. She acts more like a puppy than a big scary werewolf. She begs the butcher for scraps and play wrestles with the alley cats. She's always up for cuddles and has an IQ of a dust bunny

"Hey, heyheyheyhey wanna play! brought horne a new friend!" I looked up to see my girlfriend holding a raccoon. The raccoon looked perfectly happy to be held. I tried to hide my smile.

"Merripen, just cause it's friend-shaped doesn't mean it's a friend." I didn't have to look at her to know she was pouting knew that later I would be putting out a food dish for the raccoon, but for now, I would just hope that she would see reason and put the poor thing outside. smiled and shook my head. "I love you, but put it outside." She smiled.

"I love you too!"

Ineffable inktober day 22-snake

"Snake!" A woman yelled as she scrambled out of the bookshop. A large black and red snake slithered out from his spot behind the shelves and into the back room. Aziraphale tutted at him.

"Crowley, dear, do refrain from scaring my customers. Quite bad for buisness."