Kamideku - Tumblr Posts
Loud obnoxious confident blonde
A/N:there is curssing and crying and talk of feeling unlovable and lots of spelling mistakes because i wrote this then posted , not edited at all
Kami: DONT TELL ME IM WRONG. I WASNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM. Okay I know that, I don't want you pitiful lies
Mina: Denki ...
Kami: No listen. When i feel for eijiro, he feel for bakugou , a load ,obnoxious ,confident , blonde. After i got over him i started to fall for another guy, but midorya didn't fancy me, he fancied a loud blonde who is confident and obnoxious, aoyama. But apparently, that wasn't enough, third times the charm right. No, because as i grew close to hitoshi, i fell for him, even after telling myself that i cant, that it will end like all the others. And maybe i should switch career paths, become a physic or something because you know who hitoshi is out on a date with right now. FUCKING MONAMA, THE MOST OBNOXIOUS, LOUD, CONFIDENT BLONDE.
Denki is screaming and crying in the end, mina is frozen unsure of how to comfort him.
Kami: So what's the problem, im a confident blond and im loud and obnoxious, so why did all of them fall for the others that are so similar to me. there no other reason other then im romantically unlovable, I cant take another heartbreak mina, it hurts, so much, and no one is here to hold me, or to love me, to tell me they love me.
Mina moves to hold her crying friend
Mina: I love you Denki
Kami: it not the same but can you continue to hold me, just for a little long
Mina: As long as you need
I'm actually enjoying that Izuku and Denki with a relationship (platonic or not)
Because they would just interupt each other and be fine with it, no, actually they would enjoy it. They give each other ideas, it helps the conversation be interesting, makes it fun.
"Did you hear what she said to Kachan?? She-"
"Oh! Yeah!! Did you hear what he said back??"
Ohh!!! Yeah yeah! It was so cool! Kachans so cool!!-"
"Yesss he was actually hoping back and I was so proud-"
"Me too!!!! He's grown so much!!!!!"
This especially happens when talking about the interest they share
Midoriya: It’s dark in here Kaminari: Don’t worry dude I got this Kaminari: *Stomps his feet* Kaminari: *Skechers light up*
Kaminari: Midoriya and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's- Midoriya: Sentences. Kaminari: Don't interrupt me.
Kaminari: I'm incredibly fast at math. Midoriya: Alright, what's 30x17? Kaminari: 47 Midoriya: That's not even close. Kaminari: But it was fast.
Midoriya: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Kaminari: *chugs entire bottle* Kaminari: It’s perfume.
Monoma: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Kaminari: Plane tickets? Midoriya: Concert tickets? Shinsou: Prostitution? Monoma, holding his broken frames: Glasses.
Shinsou: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Midoriya: Okay, but in my defense, Kaminari bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Shinsou: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Midoriya, setting down a card: Ace of spades Shinsou, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Kaminari, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Monoma, trembling: What are we playing
Store Worker: Would a Mr. Shinsou please come to the front desk? Shinsou, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Kaminari and Midoriya Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Kaminari and Midoriya, simultaneously: We got lost :( Shinsou: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Midoriya: Hey Monoma, Monoma: Yes? Midoriya: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Monoma: Monoma: Where’s Kaminari?
*Kaminari is cooking* Shinsou: Any chance that’s for me? Kaminari: It’s for Midoriya. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side. Monoma: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Kaminari: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Shinsou: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Midoriya: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t
Kaminari: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Midoriya: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Kaminari: Absolutely not.
Midoriya: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Kaminari: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
yall please drop any kamideku fics you have 🙏🙏 i’m so content starved plss