Me: *finally Opens Up To Some Close Friends*

me: *finally opens up to some close friends*

my friends: *shower me with love and support*

me: what the fuck, what is this.

Me on the internet: What the fuckedy, shitnack, fuckfrak, quiznak does this shit say. Fuck this.

Me irl: What the Heck. Oh no I am so sorry for swearing allow me to prey for forgiveness. Let Jesus cleanse my soul, may the lord forgive my sins, may the virgin Mary give birth to a new innocence that I may claim as my own, spilling it's blood into a bowl of holly water so that I may be rinsed with the lords kindness and love. Amen

Therapist: front facing Phineas can't hurt you.

Front facing Phineas:

Today is my first day on ADHD meds and they gave me a really small dosage for now but OH MY GOD it’s so amazing.

Like I was in class and we had to watch other people’s presentations and instead of zoning out for an hour I like, payed attention? and I just sat down during the break and just did my homework? like what? and it wasn’t even due until Friday? I didn’t think i could do that