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4 years ago

me: *sees something minimally similiar to a human skull*

me:

me:

me: time to hamlet


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9 months ago

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out


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1 year ago

HIATUS ALERT ‼️

So as per my previous announcement, SUNDAY(that means TODAY😭) is my last day here. I’m going for a 3 months break for my studies and future planning. So, after my return you will get to know what was the important future planning. Also, my requests will be open so if you want to send any request you can send me coz if I get time after my exams, I would work on them and the requests you have already send (don’t think I’m ignoring those but I have saved them all to work it) 😅

My stories will be available for you so enjoy them meanwhile and I WILL MISS YOU ALL A LOT😭 My followers and mutuals here are so sweeet that I will miss to see our interactions😭😭😭

Please WAIT FOR ME AND REMEMBER AND STAY WITH ME UNTIL I RETURN😭🥹

HIATUS ALERT
HIATUS ALERT
HIATUS ALERT

MASTERLISTS

EXO MASTERLIST

NCT MASTERLIST

ATEEZ MASTERLIST

GOODBYE 😭 SEE YOU AFTER 3 MONTHS…


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1 year ago

You ever think about how crows are acting not unlike how early humans probably did and you're just like. Oh ok


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9 months ago

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty


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4 years ago

me: *finally opens up to some close friends*

my friends: *shower me with love and support*

me: what the fuck, what is this.


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2 years ago

i recently found out the funniest thing about big horses recently which is that for centuries humans have sworn that the feathering on big horse’s legs has been bred in there for a reason, and the reason given is usually something to do with how it helps keep the joints warm and safe when the big horse is doing hauling work in fields.

the thing is: it doesn’t appreciably do that, because the feathers wick up water and mud, which cancels out any insulation advantage they might hypothetically confer, and also it wasn’t even put there on purpose.

the Leg Get More Hair gene is just linked to the Bones Get More Big gene. when you breed any lineage of horses to have bigger bones–not just taller, but chunkier–the leg hair just happens anyway. so every single breed of draft horse has feathered legs, and even carriage horses like friesians get feathers once they hit a certain threshold of lorge.

I Recently Found Out The Funniest Thing About Big Horses Recently Which Is That For Centuries Humans
I Recently Found Out The Funniest Thing About Big Horses Recently Which Is That For Centuries Humans

when you supersize your horse, mother nature throws in a free pair of booties. how cool is that?


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4 years ago

My thoughts on 9-1-1: lone star season 2 episode 8 (bad call)

• so I’m stressed for this episode

• cause I watched the promo which I don’t normally do but for the episode I did for some reason

• also 9-1-1 was relatively calm which normally means lone star will be dramatic so join me for the ride

• also side note I’m watching this at 1:10am just for the lols

• yay!

• fire fam feels

• and Nancy’s there as well

• shit! They haven’t told TK about the baby? That’s not gonna end well

• that’s not good

• also whether purposeful or not the bank tellers mask having the pink purple blue is giving off fabulous bi vibes!

• they better not hurt Carlos

• why they gotta bring Enzo into this? Fuckin everything up

• someone give TK a hug ASAP!

• oooh Carlos in trouble....

• dad?

• this is not gonna end well

• can someone explain what the Texas rangers are? Are they police are they fbi? Serious question there is nothing like them in the uk as far as I know

• I was prepared for TK getting hurt not Carlos!! I am not mentally stable enough for this

• if at any point in this episode they have TK break his sober streak I will be very annoyed

• STOP MAKING CARLOS SAD!!!!

• while I’m loving supportive owen he should probably save some for TK cause at some point they gonna need to talk about the baby

• yay! A proper fire rescue

• Judd does not need the stress of another fire team getting blown up in front of him... again

• saying you can’t comment is a shitty way around not complimenting your son!!

• go Carlos you tell him!!

• well this is not gonna end well

• someone is gonna get shot or at least pistol whipped

• smart TK! Making good decisions under pressure

• are they planning on ending this episode with both TK and Carlos being traumatised?

• TK’s gonna do something stupid isn’t he

• I take back my comment about TK being smart

• well shit!

• no! Carlos is getting anxious and I don’t like it

• if it weren’t for the blood TK kinda looks like he’s sleeping

• BAMF!Vega is on the case

• “I’m angry” ✨iocnic✨

• I did not like the noise TK made it did not sound good

• what the hell is wrong with that dude he should not have that much strength

• and he shot his brother. Great. Just great.

• Carlos is not having a great day today really

• ok Carlos is impressive

• woop woop! Go Carlos!

• TK is not looking great

• not Nancy she’s been through enough recently

• ok I get that she the captain and all but she does have a husband a kids so..

• both Nancy and Vega are BAMF!!!

• yes!! Help has arrived!

• the way TK said “ his baby” 🙁🙁😩

• they did not need to traumatise TK and Carlos to get them to hug, I mean I appreciate the hug but still, next time can we get the hug without the emotional scarring ?

• Owen standing up for Carlos!!

• just remembered Carlos’ parents don’t know about him and TK

• okay maybe they do

• maybe Carlos dad isn’t as big a douche I thought

• shit why are they showing us Judd and Grace at the end of an episode?????!!!!?!?!?

• yes!! Judd and Grace need kids!!

• YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• no no no no no no no no no no no no no

• that better have been some sort of fucked up dream sequence because I am not emotionally stable enough to wait until April 19th to find out what happened

• they can’t tease us with Ryder babies and then do that??!!!!!!!!!!!!

~cute animal time~

~you get all the animals cause that was a stressful episode and we deserve it~

My Thoughts On 9-1-1: Lone Star Season 2 Episode 8 (bad Call)
My Thoughts On 9-1-1: Lone Star Season 2 Episode 8 (bad Call)
My Thoughts On 9-1-1: Lone Star Season 2 Episode 8 (bad Call)
My Thoughts On 9-1-1: Lone Star Season 2 Episode 8 (bad Call)
My Thoughts On 9-1-1: Lone Star Season 2 Episode 8 (bad Call)
My Thoughts On 9-1-1: Lone Star Season 2 Episode 8 (bad Call)
My Thoughts On 9-1-1: Lone Star Season 2 Episode 8 (bad Call)
My Thoughts On 9-1-1: Lone Star Season 2 Episode 8 (bad Call)
My Thoughts On 9-1-1: Lone Star Season 2 Episode 8 (bad Call)

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7 months ago

lol, brushy brush, beautiful

BEHOLD ! My First Eris Morn Fanart, After Her Moving Story About Her Oral Hygiene On The Moon. Brush
BEHOLD ! My First Eris Morn Fanart, After Her Moving Story About Her Oral Hygiene On The Moon. Brush

BEHOLD ! My first Eris Morn fanart, after her moving story about… her… Oral hygiene… On the Moon. Brush your teeth, Guardians, a fresh breath might repell the Hive, for all we know ! 


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