Hermes: Look. I May Not Be A Saint, But It's Not Like Ive Killed Anybody. Im Not An Arsonist. Ive Never

Hermes: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Apollo: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Apollo: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Hermes, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Hermes: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Apollo, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Hermes:

Hermes: fsh

Hermes, pointing: May I sit there?

Apollo: That's my lap

Hermes: That doesn't answer my question, Apollo

Apollo: Hermes...

Hermes: Oh no, 'Hermes' in b-flat.

Hermes: You're disappointed

Hermes: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Apollo: Twelve, actually.

Hermes: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Apollo: Yours!

Hermes: That's right: no one's.