Hermes: Am I Going Too Far?

Hermes: Am I going too far?

Apollo: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Apollo: Hermes...

Hermes: Oh no, 'Hermes' in b-flat.

Hermes: You're disappointed

Hermes: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Apollo: Twelve, actually.

Hermes: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Apollo: Yours!

Hermes: That's right: no one's.

Apollo: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Hermes, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Hermes: I’m in love with you.

Apollo: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Hermes: I know.

Apollo: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Apollo: Crushes are the worst.

Hermes: I know! Whenever I’m around mine, I always act stupid.

Apollo: Pffffttt, you always act stupid!

Hermes:

Hermes: Please don’t think about that too hard.