Hi!! Can I Request Atsushi, And Kunikida With A Teenager! Reader (platonic) Who Communicates With Text

Hi!! Can I request atsushi, and kunikida with a teenager! Reader (platonic) who communicates with text messages, but its so chaotic because reader's messages range anywhere from "give me your paperwork and go take a break, you've been working too long and I'm getting worried ( this is not a negotiation)" to *insert exact coordinates* "if i dont get more hands, i will start to stab"

𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐬

𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐚 𝐃𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨+𝐍𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐣𝐢𝐦𝐚 𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐱 𝐓𝐞𝐞𝐧!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 (𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜)

𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: Fluff, crack

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: Them dealing with a slightly unhinged teen reader (hcs/smau)

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: chaos, pure chaos.

𝕂𝕌ℕ𝕀𝕂𝕀𝔻𝔸 𝔻𝕆ℙℙ𝕆

My god he's so worried

He found you alone in the park once all crusty and musty

Boom, now he's your father figure

Bro collected you like a pokemon💀

Okay he is actually so worried of you sometimes because you go from so sweet to literal Dazai behaviour in a few seconds??

If you scroll up it's just a wholesome convo then suddenly you're in trouble with the fucking mafia

You're literally Atsushi 2.0 and he's about to go bald from how troublesome you are😭

ℕ𝔸𝕂𝔸𝕁𝕀𝕄𝔸 𝔸𝕋𝕊𝕌𝕊ℍ𝕀

Oh yay you're another orphan!

He's actually terrified of you

You remind him of Akutagawa but more unhinged😧

You constantly remind him to get a break and he just goes 'I will'

But he doesn't

And what do you do? YOU FUCKING TRACKED HIM😭

Sometimes he is so scared of letting Dazai hangout with you

Dazai taught you how to shoot when you were part of the agency a few days in😦

𝔸𝕋𝕊𝕌ℍ𝕀+𝕂𝕌ℕ𝕀𝕂𝕀𝔻𝔸

Both of you are getting called a brat by papa Kunikida

The family dynamic you guys have is so abnormal

Some waitress saw the chat once and called the cops on them because they thought you were a hostage💀💀

Kunikida grounded you to stay in the office and forbid Atsushi to let you out😐

You were just fucking with them

Because Dazai taught you how to lockpick🤭

The both of them refuse to let Dazai near you after that (he was forbidden to even get 10 feet near you)

Despite all the chaos you bring, the entire agency still cares for you<3

Dw Atsushi and Ranpo snuck some snacks for you without Kunikida knowing

But they forgot to clean the trash

So now all 3 of you are grounded😔

A/N: I didn't really have a planning for this so it's a bit ass imo☹️forgive me por favor😞

Halle Bailey as Ariel wearing her classic outfits by Veronika Kushnareva (x)

Me rn :

HEAR ME OUT.. SCENARIO ABOUT PM!DAZAI,CHUUYA AND GN!READER WITH THE SONG ANIMAL IMPULSES BY IAMX or if it's too much you can do PM!dazai,chuuya and gn!reader Where reader is like the harbinger of death and has the personality of arlecchino from genshin (if u can do polyamorous)

i love this oh my word. i looked up the meaning to the song, and i feel like it’s very fitting for arlecchino and this scenario. for the arlecchino bit i also referenced the one show from the itallian theater since not a lot is known about arlecchino from genshin. also, i hope you don’t mind that i threw in some headcanons! thank you for requesting <3

With a S/o Like Arlecchino from Genshin; PM!Osamu Dazai and Chuuya Nakahara

Format: Headcanons and Scenario

Potential Warnings: Mentions of blood, violence

Here’s a link to the song mentioned.

First things first, you’d be the backbone of your relationship. You’d make sure that the two of them stay in line, and you’d make sure that they don’t try to kill each other over the littlest things.

The two of them would obviously know about your distain towards the Port Mafia. You have made it very clear that you would betray the mafia in a heartbeat if it was beneficial to you.

Now, since Arlecchino is a harbinger, let’s say that you’re an executive for the Port Mafia. You’d be known for leading a squad that specialized in vigilante-like work. This is what originally what drew Dazai in because he’s never seen someone try to do some good while being in the mafia.

You attracted Chuuya by being stern with your underlings, and how strong you seemed on the battlefield. One day he was assigned to work with you, and he was pleasantly surprised by your physical strength.

How all of you got in a relationship was quite tricky. Originally it was Dazai that confessed to you first, but Chuuya ended up overhearing and decided to interrupt the conversation by confessing his feelings as well.

You had to calm the two down, then lectured them about getting all worked up over something as idiotic as this. Eventually you made the two apologize to each other and made them make an agreement.

The relationship wouldn’t be as bad as it may seem. Dazai and Chuuya both put in effort to not fight while they’re in your presence. Every now and then you’d find them arguing over you in private, but once you gave them a cold glare they’d immediately stop talking.

Scenario…

“But (Name)..!” Dazai whined. “You already spent a lot of time with Chuuya! Do you love him more than me?”

You let out a prolonged sigh. You then pinched the bridge of your nose. “Osamu, I already told you. We were sent on a mission together. He didn’t take me on a date or anything of the sort. Do you understand me?”

On this particular day Mori had sent you and Chuuya out on a search and eliminate mission. Chuuya’s ability allowed him to cause a lot of collateral damage, so it was perfect for this particular mission. You only sat down somewhere behind him and watched as he tore through the enemies defenses.

The mission went well, and the two of you returned home without any injuries. As of now Chuuya was in the shower cleaning off some blood while you sat in the living room with Dazai holding onto your shoulders like it’s his lifeline. You almost felt as if he was going to crush your bones from how hard he was holding onto you.

“It’s not fair! You’re always sent on missions with Chuuya instead of me!” He continued to whine.

You put your hand on Dazais face and pushed him away from me. “It’s the bosses orders. There is nothing I can do about it.”

Dazai sighed as he flopped down onto the couch. He started to pout as you picked up your phone. You then started to scroll through some books that you wanted to purchase.

The man let out another sigh, this time louder than the last. You directed your gaze back at him, glaring daggers.

“If you’re so unhappy about the arrangements that Mori have made, then I highly suggest talking to him about it. I absolutely hate it when you act like this,” you said with an unamused expression.

Eventually Chuuya emerged from the bathroom, wearing comfortable pajamas. You glanced up at him then looked back down at your phone. He didn’t seem happy in the slightest.

“I could hear you whining from across the god damn house!” Chuuya raised his voice as he pointed at Dazai. “Do you know how fucking annoying you are?! I was just trying to take a nice and relaxing shower, but you just had to ruin it!”

You glanced up at Chuuya once more. He immediately stopped his yelling.

“Are you done? I dislike it when you engage in fights while I’m around; you know that,” you stated. You then looked at Dazai. “And you need to stop whining whenever something doesn’t go your way. It annoys the both of us. Are we done here? Good!”

You stood up and then grabbed Dazai and Chuuya. You immediately gave them a soft hug.

“You two will be the death of me,” you said contently.

Chuuya hummed as he wrapped his arms around the two of you. Dazai followed suit, squeezing the both of you rather harshly.

“You’re gonna break my bones!” Chuuya exclaimed.

“No I won’t!”

You only sighed. Tonight was going to be a long night of meaningless bickering.

requests are open <3

also i do apologize if this is short. writing more than 2 characters dialogue is something i just mildly struggle with BDBDB

Women’s History Month - My Favorite Disney Princesses:

9. Ariel (The Little Mermaid, 1989)

“I don’t see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad.”

everyone saying how stormbringer is going to be adapted in the next season but what if..it's beast that's gonna be adapted?

(That doesn't make any sense probably but its just an what if)

Goodnight, Ariel.

THE LITTLE MERMAID (2023)