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ADA Men with an S/O with Social anxiety (BSD)

Characters: Dazai, Ranpo, Kunikida, Atsushi

PM!& Maybe DOA version will come later

Dazai:

- …Good Luck

- Not that he’s bad with helping you out although he’ll try to push you out of your comfort zone a lot

- He’ll do that by introducing him to his coworkers/friends and try to get you in more situations to help you

- But he’ll also still be his usual self and tease you in public + PDA (though hes trying his best not to go overboard)

- If you ever get nervous/nauseous before meeting with someone he’ll be there to comfort you with cuddles and kisses

- If you ever cancel on him because your social anxiety he will get sad and mention it “bella, why’d you have to cancel on meee”

- Whenever you guys make plans he also makes sure to schedule a few days in advance so you can prepare for the outing

Ranpo:

- The best and worse in this case

- Ranpo won’t really know how to help you out whenever your nervous/nauseous for an outing… But he tries might give you some sweets

- Also he definitely knew you had social anxiety the moment he laid eyes on you

- He also wouldn’t understand how you have social anxiety much but hes not going to pry deep into that topic

- If you ever cancel on him he might cry (which would be worse then anything your brain can think of so don’t cancel on him)

- He’ll also expect an apology cuddle session at the agency (if you don’t work there that doesn’t matter, you’ll be there anyway)

Kunikida:

- Will be worried about it/be careful not to cross important boundaries

- He wouldn’t know much to do, unless you talk with him about it

- Might give you some space when your anxious, but if you vomit he’ll be there to help you

- Always plans on his schedule at least 10 minutes before an outing to help you calm down a bit

- He will get annoyed at you if you ruin his perfect schedule (which might start an argument)

- Overall… He can be the best sometimes but also not great at all

Atsushi:

- He’s also a bit anxious of social situations so he understands a bit where you come from

- He’ll try his hardest to comfort you but he might not be the best at it (he’s trying his hardest though)

- Also will introduce you to the people at the agency unless you work there, then you guys get to go on assignments together!

- If your feeling unwell/nauseous he will be there with you to rub your back (also to hold your hair if its long)

- You guys will probably both be hugging eachother go prepare for new situations

- He will also whisper praises in your ear before & after telling you “I’m proud of you” and “you did well today”

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Thats all for this post! PM version of this will come later. This hc is mostly because I have social anxiety so I hope those with anxiety feel comforted aswell by our amazing ada men.

Would you work with your BSD S/O?

This is just my personal headcannons for if you would work with the BSD cast or not. But all AUs are different so don’t take this seiously.

Characters:

You work with them

After waking up and getting ready you both head to your shared workplace together. You work in the same division & occasionally go on missions together. Everyone at your job knows you guys are a couple and if they don’t your partner will gladly remind everyone who you belong to.

Characters: Fukuzawa, Dazai (ADA), Yosano, Kunikida, Atsushi, Katai, Ranpo, Mori, Chuuya, Koyou, Akutagawa, Higuchi, Hirotsu, Tachihara (PM only), Gin, Lousia, Mark, Fukuchi (DOA), Sigma, Nikolai, Shibusawa, Natsume & Agatha

You don’t work with them

You have been to their workplace a few times and know some of their coworkers although you personally don’t work there. Occasionally you visit to bring your s/o lunch, everyone knows to let you in or your s/o would get mad.

Characters: Kunikida, Dazai (PM), Tanizaki, Naomi, Ace, Rando, Oda, Ango (PM & Gov), All of the Flags, Poe, Fitzgerald, John, Margret, Nathaniel, Lucy, Fyodor, Fukuchi (gov), Bram, Nikolai, Tachihara (gov), Jouno, Tetcho, Teruko

🎃 𝐁𝐒𝐃 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 🍂

For this event, every day of october I’ll be releasing a halloween/autumn themed headcannon! (Ronantic or platonic, although most will be romantic)

On that note I’m also welcome to any ships, with reader or platonic pairings (ex, dad fukuzawa & ranpo)

If you want, you can request a headcannon that you’d want to see in my ask box and I’ll assign a day for it. They must be related to autum or halloween.

So I’m aware that its for the event, please use a 🎃 or 🍂 emoji in your ask (if you cannot then say for the halloween event)

Some examples:

- Going trick or treating with them

- Using Fake Blood and pretending to be dead

You can request up to 5 characters per headcannon. For this event you can request any character.

Event masterlist will be released mid to the end of september with all of the days. Each day a new headcannon will be released.

My blog is fluff only so no NFSW will be allowed for this event

Halloween Event Requests: Open

𝐎𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟒𝐭𝐡: 𝐒𝐡𝐲 𝐬/𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 (𝐏𝐨𝐞, 𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐚, 𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 & 𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚)

Characters: Poe, Kunikida, Atsushi & Chuuya

BSD Characters with an s/o who gets very energetic & bubbly when talking about halloween (etc.). And enjoys baking, dressing up, making treats, eating treats, looking at halloween decor & watch halloween movies.

Poe:

- Poe LOVES seeing you so excited about the holiday

- Despite not being a huge fan of it like you are, Poe will gladly do anything halloween related with you!

- He spends a lot of money on decor for you because he knows you’ll love it

- Hes also a bit not used to seeing you so energetic

- Baking marathon!! Poe will but everything you need for all of your spooky treats (also Karl is the taste tester)

- Matching costumes!! I’ll let that go to your imagination

- Let Karl i’m on the matching costumes though

- Poe wouldn’t bea fan of the huge gruesome movies but he will watch some movies like Coraline, Corpse Bride or even The Nightmare Before Christmas (Poe is very confused why you guys were watching a Christmas movie at first)

- Ends up a little scared of your halloween obsession, but he also still loves you to death so

Kunikida:

- Now Kunikida with his journal, obviously he’s planning a bunch of events/dates every day until halloween to fuel your obsession

- Sone ideas: Halloween movie binge night, Baking halloween treats, going to a haunted house and many more

- Hes scared for the haunted house but tries to act calm (it fails)

- Dresses up as something simple with you, (he only dressed up because you forced him)

- Dazai chuckling beside you to add he sees kunikida all dressed up

- (He is not letting Dazai ruin his and your schedule)

Atsushi:

-When he was younger he probably didn’t get to celebrate halloween that much so he’s happier that you are so excited about it

- He gets really happy hearing you so energetic about something you like

- He LOVES baking with you! Atsushi will even recommend new treats to try out

- Atsushi also bakes a few for his colleagues at the agency (specifically Ranpo, but every one else gets some too)

- Hes going as a tiger, like his ability but he also willing to try on costumes at the store with you

- When you guys look at some of the decor hes a bit scared of the “more scary stuff” so he avoids those aisles and hides behind you as you walk down them :)

- Also buys some with you (a bit scary, but not too scary)

- Some decor he’d like to buy is probably pumpkins, kid-friendly blow ups for your lawn, and some things like that

- Similar thing with halloween movies, he likes the non-scary movies (yeah don’t watch really scary halloween movies with him, he will cry)

Chuuya:

- Shocked

- How you went from normally quiet, Shy & introverted s/o an extrovert very knowledgeable about halloween

- Chuuya also LOVES seeing you like this

- While you guys go shopping, he accidentally sets off a prop and gets scared (now he’s in denial that he got scared)

- Buys EVERYTHING related to halloween in that store, if you mention about how much it most cost Chuuya will just say “anything for you, doll”

- Its like an early christmas present except it’s all about halloween

- No space in the house? He can hire someone to expand the property, theres also the mafia headquarters for more storage (ya’ll probably have a huge house though so it’ll fit in a store room somewhere)

- Also buys A LOT of baking materials so you guys can make pumpkin pie, pumpkin cupcakes, pumpkin loaf, pumpkin pretzels and many more

- Cuddles while movie binging (he might get scared at some of the movies but deny it (it’s really obvious when he dies because he grabs onto you tighter))

𝐎𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏5𝐭𝐡: 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐬!!

Characters: Chuuya, Ranpo, Kunikida, Tachihara & Gin

TW: N/A

Reader Specified: g/n

Chuuya:

- Chuuya 100% LOVES couples costumes

- Tbh he doesn’t really care what to dress up as, as long as its with you

- Loves costumes such as:

- Vampire (him) & Vampire hunter (you)

- Ken (him) & Barbie (you)

- Matching Vampire costumes

- Princess/Prince (you) & Prince (him)

Ranpo:

- Another one who loves matching… As long as its his idea

- He goes as a bit of a childish costume but you still love him regardless

- Some costumes include:

- Mario & Luigi (any)

- Superheros (both)

- Scooby doo (him) & Shagy (you)

Tachihara:

- At first he isn’t too sure about doing them but then he agrees

- As long as its not something overly silly

- Make him wear a matching food costume

- Some matching costumes he’d want include:

- Cowgirl/boy (you) & Cowboy (him)

- Robber Costumes (both)

Kunikida:

- Writes it in his schedule to buy matching costumes with you

- Tbh hes fine with any costume, he loves them all

- Except those large inflatables or something overly complicated

- Cop & Robber

- Angel & Devil

- Loves going as characters of your favourite movie/book though

Gin:

- More of the shy type with matching costumes, but still loves them regardless

- Prince (if in PM)/princess (if just trick-or-treating) her) & Prince/Princess (you)

- Dressing as eachother

- Loves seeing you in dresses for your outfits

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.* ࣪.⋆ ❐ OH, DARLING ! (∩˃o˂∩)♡

﹙ ✿ ﹚── includes : dazai, chuuya, kunikida, ranpo, fyodor & nikolai x fem!reader

﹙ ✿ ﹚── content warnings : sfw content (very rare from me ☠), fluff, nikolai being an amazing father, a bit of crack, a teeeny tiny suggestive bit but nothing too bad, and ummm children?

﹙ ✿ ﹚── synopsis : bsd men as daddies 😍

﹙ ✿ ﹚── author's note : lmk if y'all want the baby making part aswell 😼

DAZAI ୭·࣭࣪̇˖  

Dazai as a dad in one word is definitely 'silly'. He always knew how to make his baby girl's frown into a smile in mere seconds. He knew her like the back of his hand, always knowing how to calm her down when she's crying or throwing a fit. During your pregnancy he'd try to sing his famous suicide song to his soon to be born baby, only to get smacked in the head by you. He'd always keep a hand on your swollen stomach, excited to feel her kick.

You and Dazai were in your shared bedroom. His lips were on your own soft ones, plump and swollen from him softly nibbling on them. He gently laid you down on the mattress, kissing and nibbling on your ear as he whispered sweet nothings to you. He was about to lift your shirt when suddenly a cry came from the other room. You both jumped and sat up straight on the bed before you rushed out to comfort your crying baby. You picked her up from the crib and shushed her, bouncing your daughter in your arms in hopes for her to calm down. "Its okay, darling. Mommy's right here, see?" You smiled, wiping the tears and snot off her face with a towel. You sighed in relief when she stopped crying, only staring at you with a pout. "What's my princess crying about?" You turn around to see Dazai leaning against the door frame. You walk towards him and hand her over, pouting, "guess she missed her daddy?" He cooed at her, making her giggle and squeal. "Oh, is that right? Aren't you a naughty girl, interrupting mommy and daddy's spicy time like this?" He pinched her nose softly, his tone playful but holding so much love. He truly adored this baby. You huff playfully, crossing your arms. "I'm the one who carried her for nine months but you're her favourite?! This is so unfair." He chuckled, kissing your cheek. "Don't worry, love. You'll always be my favourite." You made a disgusted face, "I'd rather not." "Wha—Why?!"

CHUUYA ୭·࣭࣪̇˖  

This man is the best dad any kid could ever ask for. He was genuinely so damn nervous when you first told him you were pregnant, almost thinking it was a prank until you told him no, you were actually having a baby. He was excited and scared at the same time, but you reassured him that he would make a wonderful father, and he did.

Chuuya was taking care of the baby today since you had to go and run some errands. He silently stared at his son absolutely demolishing the Barbie doll Dazai had gifted him, foolishly assuming you guys had a girl. His son, who had just turned two, straight up decapitated the doll and is now trying to rip off it’s arm. Chuuya debated whether he would stop the child before he accidentally hurts himself. He finally decided to just take a video and send it to you with the caption, “this is what we raised.” He placed the phone aside and strode over to his son, gently trying to take the downright brutalized doll away from him but he wouldn’t budge, tightening his grip on the toy, “mine!” Chuuya sighed, wondering just where this kid got his stubbornness from.

You arrived back home just one hour later, "I'm home!" You first placing the groceries in their designated spots before heading to the livingroom to see your husband and son. The living room was...a complete mess. Barbie limbs were scattered on the tiled floor, some even had teeth marks on them, indicating that the little boy was chewing on them. You sighed and your eyes landed on the sofa, where the two most important people of your life were sleeping peacefully. Your eyes softened. You walked over to the couch and gently kissed your son's cheek before doing the same to Chuuya. You noticed there was a Barbie head somehow stuck to his ginger hair. You laughed quietly, he definitely took after him.

KUNIKIDA ୭·࣭࣪̇˖  

When you told him you were pregnant, he was absolutely over the moon. He was very protective during your pregnancy, not letting you go to work or do any household chores. He wanted to be the ideal husband and father for you and the bundle of joy you were giving birth to. He was with you every step of the way, reassuring you that everything would be fine and you were both in this together. He knew you'd be an amazing mother.

Kunikida woke up from the sound of a chair scraping against the floor. He squinted and reached for his phone, '2:16 am'. He sat up straight, blinking the sleep away as he got out of the comfort of the shared bed. He glanced at you, leaning in to kiss your forehead before walking out of the bedroom. He quietly headed towards the kitchen only to see his 3 year old daughter standing atop a chair infront of the fridge, tub of the cookie dough flavoured ice cream in her stubby hands. She tries to scoop it out with an ice cream scooper but alas, the ice cream is too hard. His heart clenched at the adorable sight of her pouting, eyebrows furrowed in concentration as she tries her best to scoop the cold treat out. He snaps out of it and clears his throat, hands on his hips while he interrogated her, "and what're you doing up so late?" She whipped her head towards her father's direction, startled by his stern voice. She quickly tries to hide the ice cream tub behind her, the scooper falling out of her grasp in the process. "n-nothing!" He sighed and picked the metal tool up from the floor, walking over to the sink to clean it before getting a bowl and returning back to his little girl. "Give that here," he takes the tub of ice cream, scooping a healthy amount in the bowl before giving it to her. "Don't tell mommy, okay?" She nodded, too busy savouring the sweet taste of the ice cream. He pinches her cheek playfully, "you're such a messy eater..and do not think you'll be getting away with this everytime, young lady." He scolds, flicking her forehead, making her whine. If only they both knew you've been watching the entire time, heart doing backflips at the cuteness of it.

RANPO ୭·࣭࣪̇˖  

Ranpo was...an interesting father to say the least. He wasn't terrible but he definitely wasn't the best. You didn't expect anything more, considering he's a full grown adult with a toddler's mentality. While your pregnancy, he helped you with most stuff but he would not tolerate your mood swings. He once called you bratty while you were in your trimester and you smacked the shit out of him, which was deserved according to Yosano while he whined about it to her. He bought you your flowers and chocolates as an apology later. This man almost cried when he held the baby in his arms for the first time but he'd rather die than admit that.

Ranpo stared at you breastfeeding your baby boy in utter focus. His eyes were narrowed to slits as he observed his son stealing your tits from their rightful owner. You deadpanned at him, "honey, is something the matter?" He pouted, "I want milk too~" You sighed and pinched the bridge of your nose, mentally patting yourself on the back for dealing with his shenanigans every day. "You're not a baby, Ranpo.." "but you said I'm your baby! You call me baby every day, no?" Your son side eyed his dad for a second before going back to drinking peacefully. "Did you see that?! Did you see how he looked at me?!" Ranpo accusedly pointed a finger at the small child and you shook your head. "He's just a baby, darling. I don't think he can give you a nasty look at this age..." Your husband only crosses his arms angrily before crawling towards you on the bed, reaching for one of your boobs when his son side eyed him again, judging hard. Ranpo ignored the look and leaned in to take you in his mouth when your son started crying, waving his arms around in clear distress. You tried to calm him down, bouncing him in your lap and kissing his chubby face., "aww baby don't cry~ daddy is a weirdo? I know, baby, I know." Ranpo gasped, grumbling something about 'sharing is caring'. "so sharing is caring until it comes to you sharing your snacks?" You commented, giggling mischeviously with your son, who was now beaming as he watched his dad sulk away.

FYODOR ୭·࣭࣪̇˖  

Fyodor was an amazing husband to you as long as you obeyed him like a good wife should that sounds borderline sexist but ok. He was also very caring and protective during your pregnancy, always looking out for you, making sure you're well fed, not letting you do chores by yourself, you get the idea. Fortunately, the whole process went very smoothly, he was there almost every step of the way. When he held the small child in his arms, he felt a joy he didn't know he could. The small bundle of sunshine got fyodor's raven hair, your eyes and his face structure. He just loved that kid so much and you could tell by the way he spoke to her so gently, cradling her in his arms as he promised her that would take good care of you both.

Fyodor was currently busy with giving his precious daughter a bath, the three year old jumping in excitement as she loves her bathtime. Usually you'd be the one helping her bathe, but you couldn't do that today because of a fever. So your dear husband took over the household duties for today. You tried to reassure him that he didn't have to, but he wouldn't budge, forcing you to lay down and rest while he took care of everything.

Now here he was, trying to choose which bathbomb he should pick for his three year old daughter. He settles on a sparkly purple one with pink swirls, "How's this one, love?" The toddler's eyes widen, curiously gazing at it with her big, doe eyes. He smiled and plopped the bathbomb in the tub, watching his daughter squeal as it fizzes up. "Oh! 's pwetty, daddy!" She giggled, splashing some water at him. He chuckled, head resting on his palm, thinking about how adorable she was.

NIKOLAI ୭·࣭࣪̇˖  

Bro went to get the milk faster than lighting itself.

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Characters reacting to you when you tell em youre cold

Fandom: MultiFandom

Pairings: Characters X Gn!reader

Genre: Crack, Fluff, Comedy

Format: Scenario

Warnings: None

Word Count: 70

A/n: Writing about my babies cause I miss them :')

↬"well damn! I cant control the weather,can I?"

Haikyuu: Tsukishima, Kuroo(will give it to you afterwards tho), Atsumu

Bungou Stray Dogs:Fyodor, Dazai (he'll say it more nicely but this is what he means XD), Ranpo, Nikolai, Jouno

Death Note: Light (only if he hasn't killed you yet XD), L Lawliet(fight me on this one lmfao)

↬takes his jacket off and gives it to you,even if he's freezing to death <3

Haikyuu: Sugawara, Akaashi (ya'll agree that this guy is the real prince charming himself right?), Hinata, Tanaka, Nishinoya, Asahi, Bokuto

Bungou Stray Dogs: Atsushi, Fukuzawa, Tanizaki, Gin, Higuchi, Sigma, Mori

The Case Study Of Vanitas: Noe, Roland

Death Note: Matsuda

Jujutsu Kaisen: Saturo Gojo

↬"this is why I told you to wear your jacket,idiot" sighs and holds you closer to himself while blowing your hands so they'll get warm T^T

Haikyuu: Iwaizumi, Daichi, Oikawa(he'll be a little nicer), Kageyama, Osamu, Suna, Ushijima

Bungou Stray Dogs: Chuuya, Kouyou, Yosano, Teccho, kunikida, Tachihara, Akutagawa

The Case Study Of Vanitas: Vanitas

Death Note: Mello

Jujutsu Kaisen: Megumi Fushiguro

↬just take your clothes off and give them all to him cause he needs it more than you lmfao XD

Haikyuu: Tendou, Kenma, Yamaguchi

Bungou Stray Dogs: also Akutagawa(please I love him but hes so skinny T^T), Kaji

Death Note: Near

Jujutsu Kaisen: Yuuji Itadori

telling them I hate you in the middle of sex

Fandom: Multi Fandom

Pairings: Various Characters X Fem!reader

Genre: Smut,Crack,Fluff

Format: Scenario

Warnings: NSFW content

Word Count: 0.3k

A/n: saw a death note version of this and wanted to give it a try myself :D

●youre on his lap,bouncing up on his length and down as your nipples are slightly pecking each other,getting a hold of his neck and connecting your lips together to share the euphoric sensation that was being spreaded through your body

●it feels amazing.the pleasure youre receiving as his fat cock pounds into your soaked cunt,his fingertips that is delicately touching every curve of your body,

●it was too good to be real

●you have no idea how you fell for this man.he has you in his fist,knowing you like the back of his hand,reading you like a book,even if he isn't trying to

●hes gorgeous.making you feel thing that nobody has ever made you before

●youre desperate for his love,his touch,his cock

●and you want to let him know that,but somehow you tell him the exact opposite of what you mean,and that doesn't really concern you cause you know its one of the random things people tell each other while having sex,but perhaps you came off a bit strong

●"oh god! I fucking hate you,you motherfucking useless peace of shit! j-just like that! "

●lmao lets see what their reaction would be

↬immediately stops moving and stares into your eyes ,shocked and ready to cry.

"y-you really mean it?…" "w-what?noooooo baby that was just the heat of the moment im sorry!"

hes not convinced.what kind of idiot would say that in the middle of sex? they don't know that,cause they don't watch porn

Bungou Stray Dogs:Atsushi(duh),Kajii,Tanizaki

The case study of Vanitas:Noe

Haikyuu:Hinata,Kageyama,Yamaguchi,Asahi(wow Karasuno is full of softies),Lev,Bokuto,Atsumu(he watches porn)

Death Note:Matsuda

↬"shut the fuck up you fucking cockwhore!" "what did you just call me?"

ok,perhaps he came off a bit too strong as well XDDDDDDD LOL

Bungou Stray Dogs:Akutagawa,Ranpo

The Case Study Of Vanitas:Vanitas

Haikyuu:also Kageyama,Tsukishima,Also Atsumu,Oikawa (lmao it really was the heat of the moment for him),Kunimi

Death Note:Light Yagami,Mello

↬smirks while getting a hold of your hair,slightly pulling it as he bites your bottom lip and makes his movements faster.

"going crazy over my cock,arent you baby girl? better watch your mouth or daddy is gonna teach you how to behave properly"

Bungou Stray Dogs:Dazai,Dazai,Dazai,Dazai,Mori,Also Chuuya,Tachihara,Fyodor

The Case Study Of Vanitas:also Vanitas(but he'll punish you),Roland

Haikyuu:Tsukishima,Nishinoya,Daichi,Suga,Kuroo,Tendou,Osamu,also Atsumu,SUNAAAAAAAAAAAA,Iwaizumi,Kunimi,Oikawa

Death Note:L Lawliet,Also Mello,maybe near…?

↬bro this guys offended.like what the fuck? hes making you feel good and this is how you repay him? get ready for revenge lmao

Bungou Stray Dogs:Akutagawa,Kunikida,Ranpo

The Case Study Of Vanitas:Vanitas lol

Haikyuu:Kageyama,Kenma,Ushijima,Atsumu,Kunimi

↬is confused.why would you even say such a thing? he knows that you don't mean it,but just why?

Bungou Stray Dogs:Kunikida,Akutagawa,Fukuzawa,Tanizaki

The Case Study Of Vanitas:Noe

Haikyuu:Kageyama again lol,Asahi,Kenma,Akaashi,Ushijima,Kita

Death Note:Near,Matsuda

Kissing them in the middle of an argument with Chuuya and Kunikida with female reader please

Kissing them in the middle of an argument!

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs Pairings:Kunikida,Chuuya X Fem!reader Genre:Angst to Fluff Format:Scenario Warnings:None Word Count:663 A/n:Its my first time writing for Kunikida,i hope its ok :D

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"the hell did you do to my wine?" Chuuya hissed,sending daggers toward you with his gaze,which made you shiver a bit,but failed to remove your composure.he was always calm around you,letting his chill side come out and just relax with his girl,but now that you hid his favorite wine? he was pissed.

you know that Chuuya is gonna cheat on you with wine one day.

"babe,youre drowning yourself in wine.you already know that its like poison for you!" you took a few steps toward him,trying to reach his cheeks,but he rejects you before you could even sense his skin on your fingertips.

"where the hell is my wine? you threw it away didnt you? you have no right to do that! you have no idea what im going through right now!"

"baby-"

"dont baby me! im tired of your sh-"

before he could go forward,he felt your lips being smashed into his,trying to calm him down.he was mad indeed,he was angry;

but how could he ever reject the sweet comfortness of your touch?

he slowly closed his eyes,leaning into you touch as he kissed you back,letting his rage disappear.he was supposed to be rough,he was supposed to push you away,but the addictive taste of your lips didnt let him do any of it.

when your hands were placed on his cheek ,he didnt try to shake them off this time.instead,he wrapped his arms around your waist,pulling you closer to himself.

you weren't going to tell him where the wine was ,

but he was ok with it as long as he could have you instead of it.

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you bit your bottom lip,nervously looking at your boyfriend who was staring at the files he was supposed to take to work tomorrow,which was covered in the coffie you brought to him.

"what have you done?" Kunikida said indignantly,almost in a yelling voice. his sharp tone broke your heart a bit,but he had a right to be mad.

"i-im sorry...i just wanted to take care of you a bit..." you mumbled, trying to avoid his gaze,but you could still sense the anger composited with his eyes.

"by ruinning the files ive been working on for the past three hours?" he pointed at the files with his finger,reminding you of what youve done for the thousandth time.

"honey im sorry..." "well sorry doesnt fix anything does it? god dammit! its like im dating Dazai!"

well that was a bit harsh.

"are you seriously comparing me to Dazai?" you took a step forward, with the last sip of bravery you had left in your body.its true that you messed up,but maybe hes overreacting too.you need to shut him up or else this little accident is gonna turn into a huge fight.

"you know what i me-"

and before he knew,you cupped his cheeks,dragged him down and crashed your lips into his.

he hated it.hated it when you tried to find your way out of argument with kisses,cuddles and affection.and he hated it because no matter how many times you try to do it,

he always fell for it.

he doesnt like how you have control over him,how he cant resist your charm,your touch,your lips.

he let out a small breath through his nose and kissed you back while sucking his anger inside and tried to focus on you,and the pleasure you were giving him.

god he hated how vulnerable he was around you,how you were the only person who could bring out sides of him that no-one else has;

but did he?

it was fine.they were Dazais reports anyway,

only this time he has to do his work himself.

reblogs are way too much appreciated! <3

things that bsd men would cheat on you with!

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Various Characters X reader

Genre:Angst (i mean it this time)

Warnings:Cursing(all done be me😌),Suggetive content,spoilers from the manga

A/n:im pissed as fuck right now😐ive been trying to write this post for three times,and the page suddenly goes blank in the middle of my writing. I'm angry bro.i also dont accept any type of criticism on Dazai's and Fyodors's part🚶🏻‍♀️have fun reading this! (if you can)

no offence to anyone btw

Haikyuu Edition

↬Atsushi Nakajima ⇝ i cannot believe you! are you seriously looking for something here? 😶

↬Ryuuosuke Akutagawa ⇝ His death (why god why)

↬Osamu Dazai ⇝ anything made with crab (crab cans, crab sticks, seafood boils that contain crab, noodles with crab, etc etc), whats that alcoholic shit he drinks at night?saki?, Oooo almost forgot:bandages, that waitress from the coffee house, all women tbh?, Chuuya😏(Dazai is my fav now btw lmao)

↬Chuuya Nakahara ⇝ Wine (he wont cheat, but he has a lot of shit going on, let him drink)

↬Doppo Kunikida ⇝ cheating is againts his ideals (little does he know he already is cheating on you,and with his ideals)

↬Michizo Tachihara ⇝ wont cheat (my ass)

↬Ougai Mori ⇝ do i really have to say it? i dont want to🚶🏻‍♀️ (and theres no shit you can do about it cuz its his fucking ability)

↬Yukichi Fukuzawa ⇝ bold of you to assume he'll cheat =\

↬Motojiro Kaji ⇝ Lemon, Lemon shaped bombs, Science

↬Junichiro Tanizaki ⇝ His sister (Bingo🚶🏻‍♀️)

↬Ranpo Adogawa ⇝ Pffft sweets🤭

↬Fyodor Dostoevski ⇝ has been manipulating you from the very beginning, and has literally no feelings for you. youre just a tool for him to achieve is goals (what? fight me🚶🏻‍♀️)

↬Sigma ⇝ his casino (just realised that we dont know his last name lmao)

↬Kenji Miazawa ⇝ Cows (why did i get him into this🤧)

was this supposed to be funny? yup. is it? oh hell no. do I give a fuck? nope. am I satisfied with the results? you bet. am I going to ask you to reblog after the pain I put you through? yes please…?🥴 but seriously,be realistic and please reblog :') (also im not on my period,but my tooth hurts as fuck so yeah)

Fellas grab your ladies if your lady fine!

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Kunikida, Chuuya, Atsushi, Akutagawa X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.8K

A/n: God I love writing about tiktok trends!

Listen to Finesse By Cardi B & Bruno Mars

This tiktok compilation on Youtube

So basically when you're scrolling through tiktok, you come across this video where the woman stands next to his partner as this part of the song starts, and waits to see whether his man would grab him or not.

Youre a bit unsure if you should try it out with your s/o too, but you made up your mind and go to them

"Babe? Can you come hear a second?"

So as you tell em that youre recording a tiktok video, and ask them to stand next to you, you play this part of the song.

"Fellas grab your ladies if your lady fine!"

⇝Dazai Osamu

Definitely didn't see it coming since he doesn't have tiktok (he just doesn't seem like a person who would be into social media and stuff...), but the way you behaved made him think that something was definitely going on.

So when the song starts playing, he carefully listens to it, and from the lyric and how youre waiting for his reaction he finds out what you want.

Instantly reaches for you and pulls you closer to himself, as he smirks and looks at your satisfied reaction.

"Hey there, fine lady!"

"Hey there, 'Samu" you chuckle while wrapping your arms around his neck, and gently kissing his lips.

Deep down, he's sighing to himself, thinking that you would have killed him if he hadn't acted on time lmao

⇝Kunikida Doppo

So what's tiktok? <3

He's not really willing to do it cause he's not into these kind of stuff, but he's also not one to refuse after you give him the puppy eyes <:

So he secretly looks at his watch while you play the song, and when you do, he's obliviously looking at you, waiting for you to tell him what to do.

He though that this was some sort of tiktok dance as usual😭

When he watches your disappointed reaction, he wonders "What's going on? Why is she staring at me like that?" And that's when he concentrates on the lyric and goes like "Ohhhh..."

He rises his hand to grab your waist, but you shake it away as you walk away from him "I Cant believe you!"

Curses the creator of tiktok while he follows you to make up for the mistake he had no idea he was making 🤧

⇝Nakajima Atsushi

You obviously don't expect him to get it right away, but you just wanna see his reaction so you decide to do the trend.

You both stand next to each as the song starts to play, and you notice him listen to the song carefully so you hope that he does it on time, but when the song stops after that single lyric, he turns at you, dumbfounded.

You laugh as you explain to him what was going on, and he gets gloomy, like "But I don't know English🥺"

Convinces you to give it a go one more time, and this time when the song has barely started playing, he grabs you as fast as he could and shoves you into his embrace.

"Is this ok?" "Yeah! It's perfect" You chuckle while planting a small kiss on his flushed cheeks, thinking how can he be this cute ಥ_ಥ

⇝Akutagawa Ryuunosuke

I think that all mafia members know English since the organization has so many deals with foreign companies, so he knows What the lyric means.

Like Kunikida, hes definitely a hater of not into these stuff, but since you begged him so much he agreed.

Lowkey curious in what trick youre about to pull this time.

So when the song starts playing, he gets Dejavu, like "Haven't I heard this song before?"

That's when it hits him that "Oh! It's from the video Gin was watching- "

Suddenly, everything made sense to him, and exactly a second before the song is over, he places his hand on your waist.

You're surprised as heck cause you didn't expect him todo it😭

He tells you to get to work instead of wasting your time in this nonsense, while he's secretly satisfies with the result😏

⇝Nakahara Chuuya

He has tiktok.

And he's not dumb either.

was actually watching you when you saw this trend for the first time.

LOL I didn't mean in a scary way.

So when you ask him to participate in your video for tiktok, he tries to cover up his smile as he stands next to you.

The second the song starts playing, he suddenly raises you up and holds you princess way, while giving you a cocky smile :D

"Hmph! Testing me like that..."

You would have been on your knees if you were on the ground at that moment cause bruh! The dude looked so fucking hot holding you like you were a peace of paper

(Lets forget about the fact that it's because of his ability🚶🏻‍♀️)

You weren't sure whether to post the video or not but Chuuya made it clear that you have to by giving you a threatening gaze.

He wants other people to know how strong he is and that youre officially taken (:

Reblogs Are Wildly Appreciated!

BSD Character's sexuality

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: Mentions of multiple sexulities

Word Count: 0.6K

A/n: Please keep in mind that these are just my personal opinions, and no hate in intended toward the characters. Also, I would be happy to hear your thought in this case too; but respectfully please :)

⇝Dazai Osamu

As a self-shipper, I would like to think that he is straight; but as some of you might know I'm also a soukoku shipper, so I'm gonna go with Bi-sexual. I don't want to discuss soukoku here/in this blog because it's definitely not the right place for it, but if you were interested you just have to look up instagram or soukoku blogs on tumblr to find out more. anyway, I think that he's bi-sexual, but the reason he doesn't really show it or even ignores his attraction to men (By men I mean Chuuya leave me alone) at some point, is because he used to be sexually abused in his childhood, and by Mori.

Now this is just a theory, but many fans believe that Asagiri wrote the characters based on the main role of the author's book, and if you had read No longer human, you know that the main role- which is similar in so many ways to Dazai- was being sexually abused at a young age. This actually could be one of the many reasons why Dazai isn't interested in being in a relationship and prefers one night stands, but it's only a theory.

⇝Kunikida Doppo

I'm most certain that he's straight. In the novel "Dazai's entrance exam", or in the 6th and 7th episode of the anime, we all witnessed how he got annoyed everytime He saw Dazai chatting with Sasaki, and well, Sasaki was Author Kunikida's wife in real life, so, my point.

I also think that he's ideals for his future mate is based on a woman's personality, but We can never be sure until we find out what he has written in that book of his.

⇝Nakajima Atsushi

Pansexual. Why? Well, Atsushi just doesn't look like a person who would care about formalities in his s/o, like about their appeariance, how they look, what they wear, or even their gender. Though in the series we only saw him getting all shy and blushed around girls, but I think What Atsushi is interested in and cares about is their personality. If he finds a person who's kind, sweet and caring, he will fall for them regardless of who they are and what they are like.

⇝Tanizaki Junichiro

None of us want to admit it directly, but we all know that he has something going on with his sister. I don't wanna get into details but based on the evidence and the fact that he hadn't shown any interest in men, I believe that he's Straight.

⇝Adogawa Ranpo

I honestly can't give an answer. Maybe Pansexual? since no matter what gender people around him have, he doesn't give A damn about them unless he's interested into them; and the only way he's interested into them is that... Idk... maybe they have sweets in their pocket🚶🏻‍♀️

So basically he isn't into looks and stuff either, and he would be comfy around a person who's independent, a good baker/cook, and is smart like him. He doesn't expect his s/o to be as smart as him, since he might get competitive, so just smart enough to understand the situation and have an idea of what other people are thinking about.

⇝Yosano Akiko

I think that she's %99 a lesbian? since we have seen her beating the shit out of men when they overstep her boundries, or at least be a bit hard on them, while she's always gentle with girls. For example, she's not gentle with Atsushi as mush as She is with Kyouka. It might be because Kyouka reminds her of her own past, but in total, she gets along better with women in a romantic relationship than men.

Also, it is written in her biography that She dislikes weak men. None of the men around her are weak, but she hasn't shown any interest in them either; so, I guess she's into women, or at least prefers them to guys.

I would love to share my thoughts on port mafia members too, so if you're curious, just send me an ask :)

Reblogs are appreciated.

300 follower event! - Status:Closed

You guys have no idea how happy I am. I nearly lost my blog because I was shadow-banned, but I got it back a few weeks ago :)

I might not be as active as I am at the moment since I have to study for my university exam in a few month and I also have a few upcoming tests so...

Anyway, This year is a really important year to me, and I'm happy to spend it with you guys :) thank you so much for your support, I really appreciate every single one of you (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Anyway... lets get down to business.

For this event, I'm going to do match-ups for you and a character from an anime you choose, who I believe would be a great match for you. :D

To participate in the event, all you have to do is:

Send me an ask and describe yourself. Talk about your hobbies, interests, your personality, your mbti type, and whatever you have in mind that can give me a better impression of you.

Also mention which anime do you want me to find a match for you from. You can only choose one of the fandoms below. Death note, Demon slayer, The case study of Vanitas, Haikyuu!! and last but not least, Bungou stray dogs .

I won't accept more than ten requests for this event since doing match-up requests can be tiring, so if you're interested please send me the information I asked as soon as possible.

Btw, if we reach 400 before the end of the September, we're gonna have an smutember event :D so... lend a hand, please?

Update: also, this is my one hundredth post so happy 100th post! XD

Update: Requests have reached the max limit, so I won't be taking any match up requests anymore; But my requests are open in total and you can still request random content :>

◆Event MasterList!◆

Bungou Stray Dogs

∞Chuuya Nakahara | One & Two & Three

∞Atsushi Nakajima | One

∞Dazai Osamu | One

∞Nikolai Gogol | One

∞Ryuunosuke Akutagawa | One

∞Fyodor Dostoevsky | One & Two

Haikyuu!

∞Keiji Akaashi | One

∞Hajime Iwaizumi | One

∞Tooru Oikawa | One

Chuuya: Punches Dazai making him fall on the ground* Dazai: Rubs his cheeks and pouts* Kunikida-Kuuuun! aren't you gonna say something? Kunikida: Pulls Chuuya in for a hug while wiping his tears of joy* Thank you... Thank you... YES Thank you...!

Smutember Event! | Status: Closed

This user is all over the moon at the moment cause we reached 500-

Ahem! Anyways...tysm guys for your support🥺 I spend half of my time on tumblr because I love interacting with you guys and writing is a great passion of mine so...

Just thank you for being here with me (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

For this event, I'm going to write a smut drabble/short fic for you and your fav character, using a prompt from the prompt list below.

To participate in the event, all you have to do is:

Be over 18? Duh!

Send me a character and a prompt. You can ask me to include kinks and stuff as well, but I'll only do that of I'm comfortable or familiar with it.

Please check if the character you wanna request is on my writing list or else I will ignore your request.

The max limit for this event is 10 requests, since I'm on my last year of high school and I have to prepare for my college entrance exam, so forgive me if I ignore your req. (Call me a minor and I'll end you🚶🏻‍♀️, I'm 18 It's not my fault that I was born sooner than half of my classmates)

I'm not really experienced at writing smut so forgive me if it's not good enough I'm really trying to develop my writing skills so-

First come first serve btw, so if you wanna participate you better hurry lmao

↳NSFW Prompt List!

“Open your mouth for me, baby.”

“I won’t apologise for marking you up, everyone should know you’re taken.”

“Swallow. All of it.”

“Do you need to use your safeword, darling?”

“Do you know what happens when you misbehave?”

“Shall we put that mouth to better use?”

“I was good while you were gone! I didn’t even touch myself.”

“I’m bored. Wanna play?”

“Say that you want me.”

“We really shouldn’t be doing this right now.” “Well, do you want to stop?” “No.”

“We might get caught. Does that turn you on?”

“You look so pretty with my dick inside you, princess.”

“Good morning, princess.”

“Sit on my face.”

“Keep your voice down - there’s still a party outside.”

“If you think being in public is going to stop me, you’re sorely mistaken, sweetheart.”

“Either I’m insane or you were just masturbating in our living room.”

“When I wake up, you’ll still be here, right?”

“There’s only one bed.”

“Have you ever used handcuffs?”

“I know you think about me when you’re alone.”

“Which do you prefer, fingers or mouth?”

“This is our little secret, okay?”

“You think I give a shit that other people want you? I’m the one that gets to have you.”

“Is that my shirt?”

◆Event Masterlist!◆

Search "AshTheMadWriter's Smutember Event" to see the fics posted for this event

Meeting with your parents is the only thing that has been on his mind for the past few days. He was worried that he might mess it up and leave a bad impression on them; but now that he is sitting in front of your dad? He smiles to the man thinking to himself how he was worried for nothing.

Your dad continues talking about his favorite soccer team which turned out to be your boyfriend's as well, and he plays along, mentioning the last match of them that had him shouting and cussing at the TV.

Yeah he can definitely do this; every Saturday night at your parents' house, all family gathered around the table, with him included. He knows he has your father's blessing when he wants to propose. Maybe he will even call him before doing so, to be respectful and be the ideal son in law he deserves to have.

Everything has been going so smooth, so amazing, he's got it under control; and then, you come in the living room and ruin it all.

"Daddy?"

"Yes?" "Yes?"

Shit.

A huge blush spreads over his face as his eyes widen with shock, not attempting to look at your dad's face.

You. Just. Said. Daddy. And. He. Answered.

In. Front. Of. Your. Dad.

And for some reason, you're blushing harder than him.

"I- I just needed some help with the lamp because it seems to be broken but never mind. E-Enjoy yourselves"

Yeah, they definitely will.

He doesn't want to face your dad at the moment. No. He actually wants to be murdered. He wants the ground to swallow him whole. He wants a bullet to break through the window and pierce through his scalp. There are no words capable of describing how bad he wants to die at the moment.

But after waiting a few seconds nothing happens; no sign of bullets or a mass murderer with a huge chainsaw. Even the earth is double crossing him. You running into the kitchen without looking back is not really helping either. It's just him and your dad, who has been weirdly silent since "that" happened.

Miserably, he turns his face toward your dad, looking into his eyes that are filled with something he can't really name, but knows that isn't a good thing.

Maybe your father would be so kind and do the murderers job for him.

"Sir, I can explain" "Please, don't"

DAZAI (😭😭), Kunikida, CHUUYA, TACHIHARA, Tanizaki, RANPO, NIKOLAI, SIGMA, Hinata, KAGEYAMA, Yamaguchi, Daichi, ASAHI, SUGA, KUROO, ATSUMU, SUNA, Iwaizumi, OIKAWA, GOJO, Megumi, Itadori, SUKUNA, Todo, Zenitsu, INOSUKE, MELLO, VANITAS

Bungou Stray Dogs MasterList!

Hi! Welcome to my masterlist!

This post will constantly get updated,so make sure to visit it from time to time if you dont wanna miss my work!

Do not reblog this post please because of the same reason

Please keep in mind that most of my work contains NSFW content, so pay attention to the warnings before reading the text

Return to main masterlist | First Masterlist | My writing list | Rules

◆Osamu Dazai

⇝Kissing your thighs

⇝Flat ass

◆Chuuya Nakahara

⇝"Do you know what happens when you misbehave?"

⇝Blowing smoke into reader's mouth

◆Fyodor Dostoevsky

⇝"Either I’m insane or you were just masturbating in our living room"

◆Various Characters

⇝Public sex | Dazai & Chuuya & Nikolai & Fyodor

⇝With a reader who's not used to affection | Dazai & Chuuya

⇝Pregnancy dramas | Dazai & Chuuya & Fyodor & Akutagawa & Kunikida

⇝Introducing them as your husband | Dazai & Chuuya & Fyodor & Ranpo & Akutagawa & Jouno

⇝Needy, needy boys | Dazai & Ranpo & Nikolai

⇝Offering them a blowjob | Dazai & Chuuya & Nikolai & Fyodor & Jouno & Sigma

⇝Eating your snacks | Dazai & Ranpo & Nikolai & Kaji & Tachihara & Teccho

⇝Turning into a baby | Dazai & Chuuya & Nikolai & Fyodor & Jouno & Ranpo

To be added...

Pregnancy Dramas

—Things you faced when you were carrying their child

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Chuuya, Akutagawa, Fyodor, Kunikida X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Mainly Humor

Format: Drabble

Warnings: Pregnancy, Pregnancy problems, Cravings, etc

Word Count: 1.4k

↳Osamu Dazai

If anyone had told Dazai that he would eventually settle down with someone, he would have merely laughed at them; but there he was, standing next to the infirmary bed while looking at you, his beloved wife, who was carrying his baby.

You were now three months pregnant, your belly shaped into a cute bump. You both agreed to not know about the gender of your baby till it finally arrives, therefor, whenever you went to a sonography you only asked the doctor if the baby was ok and refused to gain any more information. You were feeling sick a while ago so Dazai hurried to the hospital to show you to a doctor, and now you were waiting for the result.

The doctor smiled at Dazai's worried face and put the sonography results on the desk. "You're very attentive toward your wife's health condition, but these kind of problems are common during pregnancy. I'll give you some medicine to kill the pain, though I assure you, all four of them are fine"

"Thank you so much, doc—"

You suddenly froze. Looking at your husband and catching a glimpse of his shocked face, you turned your face toward the doctor. "How... How many?"

"Ah, you're carrying triplets, right?"

Shit.

"T-there has to be some kind of mistake, sir" You were now stuttering over your words and Dazai was still silently staring at the doctor with the same expression. "I mean we didn't want to know anything about our baby until it's born but— TRIPLETS? MY FUCKING VAGINA IS GOING TO EXPLODE!"

"I'll... give you a minute..."

As the doctor left the room, you covered your mouth with your hand. "Aren't you going to say something...?"

"I... guess we'll have to ask Kunikida to be the godfather..."

"So that we raise the kids with his money?"

"Yeah"

"Well, sounds like a plan"

↳Chuuya Nakahara

"Sob* this cake is sob* delicious..."

Chuuya had always had a hard time understanding people around him since they were all a bunch of weirdos, and ever since you showed him the result of your pregnancy test, he couldn't really get you either.

"Yeah... I would have believed you if you weren't crying while eating it" He shook his head with disappointment as he reached for the cake tray, but you snatched it away and shot him a threatening look. "DON'T YOU DARE EAT MY CAKES. THEY'RE ALL MINE!"

"Ok ok, geez..."

"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"

"Nothing! Eat your cakes!"

"Don't tell me what to do! I eat my cakes whenever I want to!"

"Do whatever you want y/n"

You shoved the rest of the cakes in your mouth, and your sobs got even louder. "I'm sob* gonna get nom nom* fat... Waaaa this is so tasty... sob*"

Chuuya thought of leaving the room, but that could make you even angrier.

"It's all your fault that I'm fat since you're the one who got me pregnant in the first place!"

"I'm not complaining baby doll, you look even prettier like this..."

"SO NOW YOU WANT ME TO BE FAT?"

"My god that's not what I fucking meant!"

During these few months, you had become overly sensitive and moody. He really was the one to blame— Chuuya did knew that; but sometimes he lost control and snapped out, like now. Though the second he saw your teary eyes, he sighed and leaned to plant a kiss on your cheek. "I'm sorry honey... What can I do to make you feel better?"

"...More cakes please?"

↳Fyodor Dostoevsky

You were lying on the couch and Fyodor was sitting on the floor with his head on your belly, wearing a soft smile that made your heart flutter. He had become extra sweet with you since the day you got pregnant, so despite all the pain and trouble you were going through, you didn't want these days to be over.

"Are you sure she's going to kick?" he held your hand gently and lightly kissed your palm.

"Positive. I mean, I kinda have the feeling... You know, motherly instinct and stuff..."

"Then I shall wait a little longer" He closed his eyes and started stroking your hand with his thumb. You couldn't help but to reach out for his cheek with your free hand to caress it, and you almost died when he leaned to your touch.

"Fedya..." "I love you too, my darling"

Then it happened.

A light kick indirectly hitting his head, announcing her presence to her daddy.

Fyodor smiled, a dazzling one that was rare and charming to the eye, and looked at your belly. "My... Our baby is a wild one. That was one aggressive kick"

"I'm sure she's just impatient" Giggling softly, you patted your belly. "She's not aggressive, she only wants to arrive soon. Our baby will be an angel"

"She will be; she takes after her mother, after all"

You closed your eyes at the feeling of his lips pressed against your forehead, thankful for your lovely family. You went through a lot to get to this moment, but you could never regret it even one bit. Not when you have Fyodor, and your soon-to-be-born baby.

↳Ryuunosuke Akutagawa

Safe and sound sleeps had always been a stranger to Akutagawa. Growing up in the slums, he had to sleep with his eyes open so that he would be ready when a threat came along; and even though he was not living in the slums anymore, he still couldn't get much of a sleep.

You wouldn't let him.

"Ryuu" You shook him lightly, watching as his nose scrunched up with annoyance. He seemed put out and he didn't even open his eyes, talking to you with a low, husky voice. "What?"

"I want fried chicken"

You observed him as his eyes shot open and stared at your serious face with disbelief. He looked kind of shocked, and you wondered if he was familiar with the term "Craving".

"Y/n it's 4am" He sounded unsure. "All of the stores have closed by now"

"I'm pregnant with a seven months old baby Ryuunosuke, I don't care if it's 4am"

"Well I'm not going out right now either" He closed his eyes again, trying to go back to sleep; but your sudden remark suddenly sobered him up.

"Fine then, I guess I'll just have to eat you instead of the chicken"

Your tone was not humorous, nor it was threatening. It was more like you were announcing your next steps if you don't get your way.

"I don't think I'm enough to satisfy you. I'm all bones, barely any flesh"

"Then I'll eat your sister. She's not as skinny as you. She's living next door, isn't she?"

Looking at you again, Akutagawa searched for a hint of humor in your eyes to confirm that you were joking; but all he saw was a dangerous gaze, shooting out of a hungry, pregnant woman's vicious eyes.

"...I'll go get my coat"

↳Doppo Kunikida

"Y/n? Where are you?"

Hearing your husbands voice, you get up and exit the bedroom to greet him at the front door of your apartment. You announced your pregnancy to him last night, making him thrilled to bits. After celebrating with you, he had started planning out the ideal schedule for the nine months ahead. He had left you hours ago to go shopping for necessary items, and now he was finally back.

"Welcome home, Anata" You pecked him on the cheek. "So? What did you buy? Lemme see them"

The blonde smiled and took your hand, dragging you inside the living room to sit on the couch. He then started taking his purchases out of the shopping bags, explaining about them with slight excitement.

"This is a medicine to help you stop vomiting, this device is baby sleep that would inform us when the baby wakes up in it's room, and these are some clothes that I bought for the baby. I tried to buy neutral clothes since we still don't know the gender of our baby"

"Oh Doppo, I think it's still too soon to buy some of these" You chuckled and took the small shirt to have a better look of it. Its small size made you feel butterflies in your stomach. You were having a baby that probably looked like your husband. You finally had a family of your own. Nothing could stop you from being happy. Nothing...

"And these are for when your body gets bigger"

You looked at the pregnancy pants in his hands. "When my body gets bigger?"

"Yes"

NOTHING CAN STOP YOU FROM BEING HAPPY.

"Your ankles are gonna swell, your breast are gonna get bigger, even your face might get a bit out of shape in the last month. Your cheeks might bloat as well too. There will also be stretch marks on your belly, and your vagina might dilate if you choose not to have a caesarean... ARE THOSE TEARS IN YOUR EYES??"

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the floor is lava!

bsd boys + reader

*all of these are optional romantic/platonic, except for Kenji, who is strictly platonic*

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a/n : quick little fun post while I work on my other shit- was missin the bsd content <3

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It was a quiet rainy day, and everyone was minding their own business (for once). Nothing could’ve possibly ruined the relaxing silence…

“THE FLOOR IS LAVA!” 

Armed Detective Agency 

Before you even have a chance to move, Dazai is jumping straight up, entire body weight and all four spangly limbs, right into your arms. Whether you can actually hold him up- or you both end up eating the floor - he’ll insist that you’re his knight in shining armor and you simply must hold him

Atsushi, on the other hand, will waste no time before swooping you off your feet, even if it means he has to stand in the ‘lava’ himself. He’d absolutely fucking sprint to you and grab you if he needed to because he is a gentleman 

And of course, to no one’s surprise, Ranpo was the one who shouted it. He already had his ass parked on top of his desk, snacks surrounding him- though he’ll make room for you to hop up if you hurry (and will share his snacks if you trip someone on their way to safety) 

In typical Kunikida fashion, he’s there to wave around his notebook and demand everyone quit playing games and get back to work. Even so, he’ll easily catch you when you jump at him, cause I mean..he wasn’t just gonna let you fall [in lava]

Fukuzawa doesn’t exactly understand, so he’ll stand and watch everyone else scramble around. He’ll also help you climb on top of a desk (with eyes crinkled at the corners in amusement)

Having never played before, Kenji will also just stand around until you grab his hand and pull him towards the couch. A quick ‘hurry!’ from you and he’s laughing and jumping on the cushions with you, listening intently when you explain the game 

Junichiro tries to climb on your chair with you, whining when you place your foot on his chest to stop him. Surprisingly, he’ll just pick you up quickly before sitting down in your spot, curling his arms around you with a huff while you guys try to keep balance on one another, keeping your feet off the ground 

Port Mafia 

Chuuya would like to say he’s all cool and suave about it, but the second he processes those words, he’s activating his ability and floating over to grab you up off the floor too. He’ll hold you over his shoulder so the two of you can throw shit at everyone else scrambling around (while hovering mockingly above their heads) 

As usual, Akutagawa is stoned face while he remains unmoving from his seat. He’ll only blink when you hop on his lap, begrudgingly choosing to entertain your antics when you insist he pull his feet off the floor. And while he isn’t necessarily playing, he will knock others off their high spots with Rashomon 

Amusing as it is, Mori has no desire to participate himself. Elise is absolutely playing (as she’s the one who shouted it), so she’ll quickly shove him off his seat and beckon you over to come sit with her. He’ll pout as you laugh, not necessarily liking that he’s the only one remaining on the floor 

Tachihara is shoving you out of the way, no fucks given, because damnit- the floor is lava! Though if you stay where he pushed you, arms crossed and fake upset expression, he’ll reach out and drag you on the crate with him

Decay of Angels 

Fyodor will simply raise an eyebrow, looking up from his book to watch everyone fumble over themselves. When you attach yourself to the back of his chair, though, he chuckles in amusement and invests his entire attention to watching you bat away Nikolai from pushing you into the ‘lava’. He’ll offer up his seat after a while if you’re still playing 

[After being told what the game is beforehand] Sigma, still a bit hesitant, will tug on your hand and ask if you wanna share the table with him. He’ll gladly watch everyone else as they play, but if you ask, he’s happy to help you sabotage them too 

Without question, Nikolai is the one who shouted it. He’ll eagerly shove a chair your way, placing his own a few feet beside it. Entirely ignoring the chaos he’s created, Nik now busies himself with going back and forth with you, trying to knock each other off your chairs- and he will use his ability to try and cheat