The Older Generation (not Boomers Here, Older Than Even Them) Really Aint Shit Are They?

The older generation (not boomers here, older than even them) really ain’t shit are they?

My bestie that’s literally another brother to me, might kill me tonight or sometime this week-weekend. I sent a very vague message about him not being allowed to threaten me or be mad, and first he asked if I was okay (which, granted, is a valid question with my track record of clumsy mishaps), then I informed him he will have something waiting for him at home when he gets off work. He hates surprises, mostly because he hates people spending money on him, but….🤷‍♀️

So yeah, I may die February 2023.

Y’all.

This silver Fox sent me a friend request and messaged me on the Face Space, and I know this man. He lives like and hour away. I went to school with his daughter, who’s 3-4 years older than me. This man is LOADED. And he said “You seem like you need to be spoiled a bit.”

All I can think is: When the fuck did I get sucked into a romance novel??

I dyed my hair purple. Well, multiple shades of purple and an occasional pop of blue, but yeah.

🤷‍♀️

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aki on Instagram: "stay strong woody #jacksonwang #teamwang #got7"

645K Likes, 1,161 Comments - aki (@ahgasedaily) on Instagram: "stay strong woody #jacksonwang #teamwang #got7"

I feel you bruh. That’s the correct reaction to have to Jackson 😔 *nods solemnly*

I need the men of BTS—the lovely Fae kings of Bangtan Sonyeondan—to chill. Giving me damn heart problems over here