Bright Introject Here, How're You?

Bright Introject here, how're you?

I didn't know what day it was for longer than I should've but other than that I'm good. How are you?

tips-from-the-immortal, never, ever, *ever* tell a highschool kid that asked if you're queer the truth. They will bring their clique and laugh at you.

I thought it wasn't cool to make fun of queer people anymore? 🤔😟

have you ever been a ant or is there a size limit?

I have never been in an ant. I have been in a fly though. Wouldn't recommend.

Since it is April fools day I would like to remind people that I as a site director have access to emergency contacts. And for $20 I will send anyone's mother or spouse anything as long as it isn't vaguely threatening.

And to those that are keeping an eye on me because of the date, fuck you. I cannot be prevented nor can I be soothed. And if anyone prevents any plans I have for today just know those plans will be saved for when you expect it the least and when it will effect you the most. So with that said, I know where all of you sleep and have a lovely April fools 😇.

Ok so update on the tips-from-the-immortal, I uh- we're a fucking system with a Bright Introject. He says Hi.

Hello!

ok so what if you see 096's face and then you die. would you remember it's face? if yes would it be agro at you forever?

or did this happen to you already???

I have seen 096's face and it did kill me a few times because of it. However, because the memory still exists when I don't have a body killing my current ones didn't satisfy it much. I saw it during a breach, it killed that body, but it kept freaking the fuck out, and headed towards the body with 963. Which regrettably wasn't at the same site. After killing the other body it tried to destroy 963 which it, of course, wasn't able to. It eventually gave up.