Deadpool And Wolverine Made Me Gayer

Deadpool and Wolverine made me gayer

They slept together, and look at Logan’s hand reaching out to Wade.. they’re actually irritating me 😭

something about wade and logan just beating the absolute shit out of each other as a form of emotional release really gets to me man. and I don't think they'd ever stop. ten years down the line they're married and they'll still get into an argument and start stabbing each other. it's an incredible relief to know that your partner can take literally anything you could throw at them, especially for these two emotionally stunted bastards. their landlord gives them a special roof access key just so they'll fight up there because one time Logan threw wade straight through the floor onto their downstairs neighbors fridge yk

genuinely how did normal people read Deadpool and Wolverine like- did they see them fighting for hours straight in a confined space in a clear innuendo for gay sex at face value of just them fighting-??? Did they see the hand holding as heterosexual??? I need answers

logan (the worst wolverine) found out he was wade’s best wolverine and decided never to be normal again. oh u want me to move in to ur tiny ass apartment with your blind 80yo skiier of a roommate and a dog? say less. you want me to meet all your friends and family? I will be so behaved. actually hold up let me try n set u up with your ex while giving you heart eyes. like idk what logan will get up to next but it’s going to be out of loyalty & devotion to wade bc that feral beast domesticated himself for that man

There's nothing heterosexual about the way in which Logan and Wade are seated next to each other in that final scene. I'm sorry, but you two are in a relationship. I think Vanessa was the most flabbergasted person on Earth when his ex, who appears to have moved in with his new boyfriend, turns around and tells her he's saved the world because of her.