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I keep seeing people on twitter saying how straight deadpool and wolverine are. I don’t see it at all, that movie was one of the most homosexual movies i’ve seen in a long while, i dont know what people are on anyone.

deadpool and wolverine kissed, guys i saw it i swear this happened

i feel like they have but i found this funny to make

No! Keep them out ;)

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE dir. Shawn Levy (2024)

there's a split second in the honda odyssey scene where deadpool has wolverine pinned down on the back seats and like, stabs him in the ribs, blood splattering everywhere, and mr jackman decided that exact moment, face bloodied, is the perfect moment to make the most delighted million watt we're-having-fantastic-hate-sex face that i just. i have genuinely watched gay porn less erotic than this

Babes, the Poolverine Server is still going strong!

Our server is still running, you just have to send me @maul-of-shame a dm to get an invite (cause we're actually +125 people here and with everyone barging in with the link, me being the only mod it was hard to check everyone/respond to messages in server LMAO)!! I promise I don't bite (unless you ask me too)!!

HAPPY +140 MEMBERS BABES!!!!

Babes, the Poolverine Server is still going strong!

Our server is still running, you just have to send me @maul-of-shame a dm to get an invite (cause we're actually +125 people here and with everyone barging in with the link, me being the only mod it was hard to check everyone/respond to messages in server LMAO)!! I promise I don't bite (unless you ask me too)!!

[spotify / apple music / youtube music, thanks to @liamismylight and @plasticcyborg]

Here’s a playlist to explore the intersection between violence and sex and love and hate and the versatility of a large size family van that might not get you where you want to go, but always gets you where you need to go.

Someone please tell me to finish rewriting and editing my 4 poolverine fics please (4 one-shots (long ones), one is smut, the others got fluff and comedy because well hello poolverine) because I keep making wips and not editing but it's like 25+k words now in total and still going strong.... X'DDD Because everytime I read it I'm like "naaahhhh this isn't good enough" or "not on-character enough" and the ADHD is NOT HELPING

“Deadpool & Wolverine wasn’t gay enough”

we saw both of them repeatedly penetrating each other in the back of a Honda Odyssey and the camera specifically focused on the car rocking after a while before cutting to them passed out after said phallic penetration. then the pivotal moment of the film has the two men holding hands and listening to Madonna. were you asleep? because nothing about that was heterosexual.

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE dir. Shawn Levy (2024)

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE dir. Shawn Levy (2024)

Deadpool & Wolverine dir. Shawn Levy | 2024

ohh guyssss

Deadpool and Wolverine made me gayer

The entire movie I was sitting there like “oh my god it’s soukoku” because wade really spent the whole time basically calling Logan his dog😭😭😭

the way Wade laughs and goes “my boy’s wicked strong, that’s my boy, yes you are” in this scene and then Logan rolls off and goes into his little feral animal pose?!??

like Logan a smile as his blood drips on ur face as he’s on top of you is very much NOT a straight reaction

I can’t stop watching this,, they’re literally fucking

genuinely how did normal people read Deadpool and Wolverine like- did they see them fighting for hours straight in a confined space in a clear innuendo for gay sex at face value of just them fighting-??? Did they see the hand holding as heterosexual??? I need answers

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE dir. Shawn Levy (2024)