I'm Watching Ep3 Of Yuri On Ice Again And Wow, Viktor Having Yuuri Skate Eros Really Is So Fucking Wild

I'm watching ep3 of Yuri on Ice again and wow, Viktor having Yuuri skate Eros really is so fucking wild to me. On the one hand: reasonable choice. Viktor wants Yuuri to surprise the audience. He knows Yuuri can perform like this (cough banquet cough) and he knows that Yuuri capitalizing on this potential could win him the season.

On the other hand: oh my God. Does Viktor want to torture himself.

Listen: Yurio says Viktor was contemplating choreographies for himself during the past season. So, Viktor's been thinking about Love as a theme for himself. Man is 27. Everyone's asking him if / when he'll retire. He's considering his future. He's been thinking about love. He's considering his future he's been thinking about love He takes a season off, flies to Japan -- for Yuuri--,, he has Yuuri (who ran away from Viktor's flirting in ep2!) skate Erotic love. (aka the emotion he didn't return to Viktor during Viktor's first days in Japan ((aka an emotion that Viktor's been thinking about for a while (((aka an emotion Viktor believes Yuuri can pull off (because he's SEEN Yuuri pull it off (((at the FUCKING BANQUET where he flirted on Viktor THEN DISAPPEARED))))).

TL;DR this Russian knows how to pine.

So yes, Feng Xin’s heavenly title got bastardized to basically mean ‘big dick’, and that is hilarious and great. We love that for him.

But I feel like the fandom often forgets that Mu Qing’s weapon of choice is a sword(specifically a saber). A TWO METER LONG ONE. And i don’t think I need to tell anyone here that a sword is a common euphemism for dick.

Whether it was intentional or not, both parts of FengQing have a dick joke baked into their character, and I for one think that’s amazing.

That very specific type of self hatred that only occurs to children of self fulfilled literature professors. Nothing I like is elegant enough for them, it’s all cute and very accessible. Song of Achilles has “childish” writing good for teens she says. No metaphor can ever beat Shakespeare and neither will I.

Asagiri you fucking genius

guys I take back every bad thing I've said about him, he's crazy good

Been sketching during my rewatch of heavens official blessing so here’s some Hualian art.