Rett - Tumblr Posts
LoA Character Headcanons
In honor of valentines day, I must share my ace+aro hcs
Once Upon a Witchlight
Gideon Coal - aromantic
Kremy Lecroux - asexual spec/demisexual
Twig - aroace
Morning Frost - aroace spec
Edge of Midnight
Yorgrim - aroace spec
Ol' Jericho Sticks - asexual
Lethica Nightborne - aromantic spec/demiromantic
Stardust Rhapsody (i am not caught up so these are more based on pure vibes)
Pyke - aroace spec
Leboosh - aroace
Rett - asexual
Dandy - aroace
Chuckles - aromantic spec
Kavir - aro or ace spec
Roots/One-shots
Bitsy - aroace
Mix of new and old sketches of Rett's scars and cybernetics
rett: Are you a WiFi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection, and you're making my heart download at high speeds.
Klavir: How many children do you have?
Rett: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
Pyke: *nudges Rett at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Rett? Wake up, Rett! Listen! They're sexless!
Rett: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.
Pyke: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Chuckles and Rett's convo?
Dandy: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Klavir: I'm in the washing machine.
Laboosh: I'm in the closet.
Dandy: We accept you Laboosh. <3
Laboosh: No I'm literally in the closet.
Dandy: Love is love. <3
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What was the convo abt? Wrong answers only
Rett: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’
Pyke: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
Chuckles : I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
Rett, cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.
Rett: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Chuckles : >:O language
Dandy: Yeah watch your fucking language
Pyke: Okay, who taught Dandy the fuck word?!
Laboosh: 'The fuck word'.
Klavir: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Dandy: Oh my god they censored it
Laboosh: Say fuck, Klavir.
Dandy: Do it, Klavir. Say fuck.
Rett: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Laboosh & dandy:
Laboosh: Was it dandy?
Rett: Did you like the food I made?
Pyke: No, not really.
Rett: But I put my heart and soul into it!
Pyke: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.
Pyke: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere...
Rett: Only as their rodeo clown.
Rett: Your smile? It makes my day.
Pyke: Your happiness? I live for that.
Klavir: A room? Get one.
Laboosh: Hotel? Trivago.
Rett: Pineapples are—
Chuckles : —IN MY HEAD!
Rett: Wrong.
Laboosh: *heading out to see Klavir*
Rett: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!
Laboosh: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
Rett: This is a bad idea.
Pyke: Then why are you coming along?
Rett: Someone has to get your injured ass home.
Pyke: We’re kind of missing something guys.
Rett: Cohesion?
Klavir: Teamwork?
Chuckles : A general sense of what we’re doing?
Dandy: And Laboosh is not here.
Rett: Oh, and that, yeah.
Rett: Comparing Klavir and Chuckles is like comparing apples and oranges.
Klavir: We’re both unique in our own ways?
Rett: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated.
Chuckles : Which one of us is the orange?
Klavir, to the Squad: I’d die for you.
Rett: Then perish.
Pyke: You will.
Dandy: Please don’t.
Chuckles : Coool.
Laboosh: I’d die for you first.
*The squad is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.*
Dandy: Get two more chairs!
Pyke: They can get their own chairs.
Rett: Make them fight for it.
Klavir: You only need one chair to beat them all with.
Chuckles : I would never be near children.
Pyke: you're a clown-
Laboosh: Kill two.