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pickup lines and incorrect quotes relating to LoA
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Yorgrim: What Are Those Scars Under Your Chest?
Yorgrim: what are those scars under your chest?
Briggsy: Yourgi! you see it was my first day with me hook and-
Yorgrim: you don't have a hook
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Torbek: Awww, why don't you like caaatttss, Mr. Gideon? They're just snuggly buuuuudddddies! They have tooooeee beans! They make a little blep! What's not to loooovvvveeee??
Gideon: I don't know Torbek, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.
Torbek:
Gideon: I'm ALLERGIC.
Kremy: i don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Gideon: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Kremy: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Gideon: Is it working?
Gricko: Your lover doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.
Gideon: Your lover thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.
Frost: Who's fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
Torbek: Doooo yooou thhinnnkkk caramelizing onionnns is putting caramel on onionsss? Tooorrrrbbbbeeeeekkkkk kknnooooooowwsssss beeeeettttteeerrrrr.
Kremy: My stomach growled super loud in French.
Kremy: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.
Frost: Bonjour.
Gideon: Le growl.
Gricko: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.
Gideon: Guys look, my picture is everywhere, I’m famous!
Kremy: …Those are wanted posters, Gid.
Gideon: I’m ✨famous✨