pickup lines and incorrect quotes relating to LoA
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Yorgrim: What Are Those Scars Under Your Chest?
Yorgrim: what are those scars under your chest?
Briggsy: Yourgi! you see it was my first day with me hook and-
Yorgrim: you don't have a hook
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Gricko: Your lover doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.
Gideon: Your lover thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.
Frost: Who's fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
Torbek: Doooo yooou thhinnnkkk caramelizing onionnns is putting caramel on onionsss? Tooorrrrbbbbeeeeekkkkk kknnooooooowwsssss beeeeettttteeerrrrr.
Gricko: You're bleeding out and going to need a transfusion! What's your blood type!?
Frost: B... positive...
Gricko: I'M TRYING BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING A LOT!
Frost: Gideon.. I'm gonna cry!
Gideon: Please don't.
Frost, crying: Request denied.
Gideon: How do Gricko and Frost usually get themselves out of these messes?
Kremy: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
Kremy: i don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Gideon: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Kremy: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Gideon: Is it working?