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Beware All Ye Who Enter Here

pickup lines and incorrect quotes relating to LoA

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Yorgrim: What Are Those Scars Under Your Chest?

Yorgrim: what are those scars under your chest?

Briggsy: Yourgi! you see it was my first day with me hook and-

Yorgrim: you don't have a hook

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8 months ago

Torbek: Awww, why don't you like caaatttss, Mr. Gideon? They're just snuggly buuuuudddddies! They have tooooeee beans! They make a little blep! What's not to loooovvvveeee??

Gideon: I don't know Torbek, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.

Torbek:

Gideon: I'm ALLERGIC.


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8 months ago

Kremy: i don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Gideon: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Kremy: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Gideon: Is it working?


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8 months ago

Gricko: Your lover doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.

Gideon: Your lover thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.

Frost: Who's fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

Torbek: Doooo yooou thhinnnkkk caramelizing onionnns is putting caramel on onionsss? Tooorrrrbbbbeeeeekkkkk kknnooooooowwsssss beeeeettttteeerrrrr.


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9 months ago

Kremy: My stomach growled super loud in French.

Kremy: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.

Frost: Bonjour.

Gideon: Le growl.

Gricko: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.


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8 months ago

Gideon: Guys look, my picture is everywhere, I’m famous!

Kremy: …Those are wanted posters, Gid.

Gideon: I’m ✨famous✨