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10 months ago

Gideon: Are you a toaster? Because I would love to take a bath with you!

Kremy, confused by the vibe they have created in the studio today: Gid no?!?!?


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10 months ago

rett: Are you a WiFi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection, and you're making my heart download at high speeds.


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10 months ago

Frost: My ideal body weight is yours on mine


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10 months ago

I like my whisky like I like my men.

Gideon: i like my men

Kremy: smoky, full bodied, and leaves you gasping a little

Frost: twice my age and from Scotland

Gricko: left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen


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10 months ago

Gideon: I call myself Gideon but you can call me tonight


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10 months ago

Gricko: when will someone be the pen8 to my pen7 🥺


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10 months ago

Wendigos be like "are you a pizza? cuz i wanna eat you from the back"


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10 months ago

kremy: you make me feel like a snowflake when you`re around. one touch and I melt

gideon: yeah literally

kremy: no gid unironicaly


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10 months ago

gideon to kremy: are you a magician because when i look at you everyone else disappears


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10 months ago

Frost: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Torbek: Nope, Torbek knows there's 26. you cant trick Torbek. Frost: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T. Torbe: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one. Frost: You'll get the D later ;).

Torbek: mr frost?!?!?!


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10 months ago

Gideon: I would never say that my Kremy is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My Kremy is a bitch and I like them so much!


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10 months ago

Kremy: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium

Gideon: *covered in ink* Well maybe the squid was being a dick


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9 months ago

Frost: Good thing I have a library card because I’m checking you out


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9 months ago

Gideon: I'm a felon. Cause I felon love with you


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9 months ago

Gricko: damn, yr ass is poggers


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9 months ago

Sheperd: Damn girl, you constipated? Cuz that ass is tight


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9 months ago

Gricko: Dam girl, are you a construction worker? cause you are building.


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9 months ago

Gricko: sapnu puaS.

Frost: What??

Kremy: What language is that.

Gricko: Turn your phone 180 degrees.

*Gricko was removed from the groupchat


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