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Beware All Ye Who Enter Here

pickup lines and incorrect quotes relating to LoA

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Gricko: You're Bleeding Out And Going To Need A Transfusion! What's Your Blood Type!?

Gricko: You're bleeding out and going to need a transfusion! What's your blood type!?

Frost: B... positive...

Gricko: I'M TRYING BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING A LOT!

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1 year ago

Gricko: Your lover doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.

Gideon: Your lover thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.

Frost: Who's fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

Torbek: Doooo yooou thhinnnkkk caramelizing onionnns is putting caramel on onionsss? Tooorrrrbbbbeeeeekkkkk kknnooooooowwsssss beeeeettttteeerrrrr.


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1 year ago

Frost, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Gideon: Hey.

Kremy: Hi.

Gricko: Hello.

Torbek: Heeeeyyyyyy

Frost: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Gricko: We were out of Doritos.


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1 year ago

Yorgrim: what are those scars under your chest?

Briggsy: Yourgi! you see it was my first day with me hook and-

Yorgrim: you don't have a hook


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1 year ago

Kremy: You got stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Gideon: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Kremy: That wasn't an ambulance. I drove you.

Gideon: But I heard a siren?

Kremy: That was Gricko.

Gricko: Sorry, I got nervous.


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