Gricko: Your Lover Doesn't Have The Mental Strength To Caramelize Onions.

Gricko: Your lover doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.

Gideon: Your lover thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.

Frost: Who's fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

Torbek: Doooo yooou thhinnnkkk caramelizing onionnns is putting caramel on onionsss? Tooorrrrbbbbeeeeekkkkk kknnooooooowwsssss beeeeettttteeerrrrr.

Kremy: Be careful Gid!

Gideon: I'm always careful.

Kremy: I respectfully disagree.

Gideon: How do Gricko and Frost usually get themselves out of these messes?

Kremy: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

Gricko: You're bleeding out and going to need a transfusion! What's your blood type!?

Frost: B... positive...

Gricko: I'M TRYING BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING A LOT!

Kremy: i don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Gideon: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Kremy: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Gideon: Is it working?

Frost: Gideon.. I'm gonna cry!

Gideon: Please don't.

Frost, crying: Request denied.