Kremy, At Gricko's Funeral: I Need A Moment With Them.Everyone: Of Course. They LeaveKremy, Leaning Over

Kremy, at Gricko's funeral: I need a moment with them. Everyone: Of course. They leave Kremy, leaning over Gricko′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Gricko: Yeah, no shit.

Yorgrim and Farryn are texting Yorgrim: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone. Farryn: What did they change my name to? Yorgrim: Chosen One. Farryn: Don’t change it back. Yorgrim: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?! Farryn: I’m the chosen one.

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Marius: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Jericho : Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Marius: ...

Marius: You mean ring bearER, right?

Jericho : ...

Marius: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Jornir: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Taishen , Queenie , Barnabos, and Skrimm: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

**Gideon:** Kremy, Torbek, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?

**Kremy, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Torbek is sitting atop:** Oh nothing much.

**Torbek:** Torbek loves you too :)

**Torbek:** Whaaat is looovveee?

**Gideon:** An emotional minefield.

**Frost:** A neurochemical reaction.

**Gricko:** Baby don't hurt me.