pickup lines and incorrect quotes relating to LoA
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*At A Dinner Party, The Guests Converse While The Host Is Away*
*At a dinner party, the guests converse while the host is away*
Yorgrim: So how do you know the host?
Jericho : They were a former vegan, and they bought milk.
Briggsy: That BITCH!
Farryn: I pulled them over for money laundering.
Marius: I'm chaperoning their dinner party.
Lethica: They stole a baconator!
Briggsy: That BITCH!
Yorgrim: I tanked the store they were managing and they convinced me to quit from one of the only jobs I've ever had. Now I'm living off of unemployment checks and fear!
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Briggsy: Is the pink panther a lion?
Marius: Say that again but slower.
Briggsy: I don’t get it.
Marius: He’s a PANTHER.
Briggsy: Is that a type of lion?
Marius: No, it’s a fucking panther.
Briggsy: *googles panther* They aren’t pink?
Marius: AND LIONS ARE?!
Pyke: It’s too early in the morning for this.
*sent at 11:57 AM*
Jericho : Lethica, why are you crying?
Lethica: This book is so sad!!
Jericho , picking it up: But this is my diary-
Gricko: Am I in trouble?
Frost: Take a guess.
Gricko: No?
Frost: Take another guess.