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Rewatching ouat and I need the fandom to WAKE UP ‼️ like I’m going back into my ouat/captian swan phase I fear..
Regina: Im asking permission to marry your daughter.
David: What is this, the dark ages? you know what? since you've asked, no you cant, beat me in a duel first.
Once upon a time ships out of context
Yes this is about killian and david
(I'm sure people who don't know the show will be confused, the tags will probably make it worse)
Considering ouat calls snow and charming "true love" and treats them like the ideal couple they kinda suck??
They refuse to talk to eachother about anything? And just fight all the fucking time but then it's "I'll always find you 🥹" like god go to therapy or smth.
Like wtf do you mean that David cheated on her? And then someone killed the other woman and framed snow. And he didn't believe her??
He also got mad at her for dating someone when they didn't know eachother? But he was married to someone else??
Once Upon a Time: ' Pain in the Ass '
In an Alternate universe / timeline 6'ft tall David Nolan a.k.a Prince Charming becomes the 1st Ever ' Light One ' that's a Magical Wizard stronger than any that have ever lived before including Rumplestiltskin The Dark One a.k.a Mr.Gold & Merlin! Rumple tried to stop this from happening by manipulating David into doing a Deed to Darken his Heart Forever but, failed. David proved to strong to become Evil so easy. After, a series of trials David becomes the Light One but, finds the amount of power made him Grow 30' tall! After, David strips Rumple of his Dark One Powers permanently. David was really Pissed w/ Gold to the point where he could kill him but, heroes don't kill! Although, it doesn't say anywhere about Heroes don't take prisoners. So David decides since Rumple's been such a Pain in the Ass since he meet him for his Family & Friends he should be under his. David bounds Rumple in a Magical Light making him float up towards a telephone pole & then teleoports right in front of him w/his Giant Jean Clad Bubble Butt facing Rumple. " Since, u've been such a Pain my Families & my's Ass's since Day One I think it's only poetic you meet mine! " David laughs shaking his Butt at Rumple's Tiny Body. " So since you need to be kept under strict surveillance I can't think of a more perfect place to know where you're at & what you're doing than making you my New Seat Cushion! Oh, don't worry... I made your Body pliable so you won't get squished under my Big Ol' Ass! ' David says grinning. Just then David felt his stomach gurgle. " Speaking of my Ass I Guess the Burritos from Granny's Diner's not agreeing w/ me! This is actually perfect timing as you're about to experience one of the things you'll be dealing w/ daily as my Ass Cushion. Get ready Old Fart cause here comes Mine! " David says smirking. Suddenly Rumples hair's blown back by the Loudest & Longest Fart he's ever heard. Once David finally figured out how to get his normal height back he shrunk Rumple to just 1" tall to continue being David's Seat/Fart Cushion.
232/365 days of regina mills
ONCE UPON A TIME (2011-2018) | S03E10 'The New Neverland'
Aren’t you a real Prince Charming? I have a name, you know. Don’t care. Charming suits you.
Emma: You know, I've been thinking, maybe we don't appreciate Whale enough.
Snow: Well, he did deliver Neal.
Zelena: He helped deliver Robin.
Henry: He helped me when I ate that poison apple.
David: He helped me during that coma.
Hook: He helped me when I got hit by that car.
Emma: Wait, does our town have any other doctor?
Everyone:
Hook: Hey David, remember when we climbed that beanstalk?
David: Oh yeah, that was quite an adventure.
Emma: You guys climbed a beanstalk together?
(Hook and David nod)
Emma: Well, that makes that moment a lot less special.