Scott: Youre Too Fast For Me Crowley.

Scott: You’re too fast for me Crowley.

Peter: I will break up with you if you quote Good Omens one more fucking time.

Scott: …

Peter: Don’t you dare.

Scott: Don’t let me tempt you.

Peter: THAT’S IT-

Pietro: How much do you love me?

Scott: Well, look at the stars and count them. That’s how much I love you.

Pietro: But it’s morning.

Scott: Exactly.

Pietro: …

Scott: Nah, just kidding I’d die for you.

Scott: We prevented a murder today.

Charles: Wow really? I’m so proud of you two! How?

Pietro: Self-control.

Cyclops: I’m gonna take you out.

Quicksilver: Great, it’s a date.

Cyclops: I meant that as a threat.

Quicksilver: I know, I’ll pick you up at eight.

Jean: So this is my wife Jubilation, her favorite color is yellow, she likes her coffee with two milks and nine sugars, she won’t eat cookies that aren’t burnt to a crisp, her favorite season is summer because it’s warm, and she’s the love of my life. What about you?

Scott: Uh. This is my husband Pietro and I think I saw him eat an apple once.

Scott: This guy–

Scott:*slides photo across table* I want you to punch him in the leg.

Hank: This is a photo of you.

Scott: Peter wants me to try zumba.