My take on incorrect quotes from the X-Men.
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Peter: Scott Freaked Out Because I Told Him I Never Drink Water, So Now Hes Making Me Drink 8 Glasses
Peter: Scott freaked out because I told him I never drink water, so now he’s making me drink 8 glasses a day.
Peter: I mean, there’s water in soda, there’s water in coffee, there’s little pools of water on pizza…
Jean: …That’s grease, Peter.
Peter: Well, it’s wet, isn’t it?
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More Posts from Incorrectsilvercyclopsquotes
Scott: Ororo, do you know Peter’s type?
Ororo: Brown hair, always wears sunglasses, oblivious, leadership qualities.
Scott: Weird, that sounds like me.
Ororo: That’s because it is you, you oblivious dumbass. Now go ask him out.
Pietro: I hate you
Scott: *in his head* Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.
The Brotherhood: Fuck the X-Men!
Pietro: *getting ready for his date with Scott* I already am.
Scott: Don’t be scared, I’ll protect you.
Peter: Babe, you really don’t ha-
*loud bang, lights go out*
Scott: *pushes Peter* KILL HIM NOT ME
Peter: …
Scott: *bursting into the room* It’s missing!
Peter: *turned away* What’s missing?
Scott: T-the thing!
Peter: *turning with Luna in his arms* What thing?
Scott: Oh, you have it.
Peter: Wh-
Peter: YOU MEANT OUR CHILD?