
My take on incorrect quotes from the X-Men.
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Scott: Oh Fuck!
Scott: Oh fuck!
Peter: Not again.
Channel 4: “-and in other news, the mutant Magneto was spotted at an elementary school in Westchester County with Professor Charles Xavier. When asked for comment, he said ‘F—— off, we’re trying to enjoy grandparent’s day lunch.’”
Peter: I need to go call the school.
Scott: Hush, they’re saying something else.
Channel 4: “When asked who their grandchildren were, Xavier gestured vaguely and said ‘Most of them.’”
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