Scott: You Flirted With Pietro Maximoff?

Scott: You flirted with Pietro Maximoff?

Crystal: At him, he never replies.

Scott: Pietro always replies, to everything. He’s Mr Punchline. He will outlive god try to have the last word.

Crystal: Does that make me special?

Scott: I don’t know, maybe.

Crystal: Are you jealous?

Scott: We’re not a couple.

Crystal: Yes, you are.

Peter: I have an idea. It's very uncool. It's not illegal, technically but it is a dick move.

Scott: I love it.

Magneto: Aren’t you–

Scott:*punches him* That’s for murdering the love of my life!

Magneto: Who the–

Pietro: He’s talking about me! 

Pietro: I’m the love of your life?!

Scott: I don’t know, I’m still angry at you!

Scott: Pietro Maximoff is the worst thing that has ever happened to me. He's like my worst nightmare. His existence was created to oppress me, specifically.

Ororo: You just doodled "Mr. Scott Maximoff" all over the back of your notebook?

Scott: Irrelevant.

Scott: Oh, come on, Maximoff. Nobody thinks Luna is my daughter.

Pietro: Raise your hand if you thought Luna was Scott’s daughter.

Everyone: *raises hand*

Scott: Luna, put your hand down.

Scott: Not going to lie, but when I first met you I wanted to nail you to the wall.

Pietro: Literally or sexually?

Scott: Yes.