Scott: Oh, Come On, Maximoff. Nobody Thinks Luna Is My Daughter.

Scott: Oh, come on, Maximoff. Nobody thinks Luna is my daughter.

Pietro: Raise your hand if you thought Luna was Scott’s daughter.

Everyone: *raises hand*

Scott: Luna, put your hand down.

Scott: You flirted with Pietro Maximoff?

Crystal: At him, he never replies.

Scott: Pietro always replies, to everything. He’s Mr Punchline. He will outlive god try to have the last word.

Crystal: Does that make me special?

Scott: I don’t know, maybe.

Crystal: Are you jealous?

Scott: We’re not a couple.

Crystal: Yes, you are.

Pietro: I had a discussion with Cyclops, the leader of the X-Men, yesterday–

Wanda: That’s code for “I had pillow talk with my husband.”

Pietro: It was not pillow talk!

Wanda: Did it happen when you were in bed?

Pietro: I–

Wanda: Check. Mate.

Peter: *jokingly* You aren't allowed to fall in love with me.

Scott: Trust me, that won't be a problem.

Scott: *exactly two days later* THERE IS A PROBLEM!!!!

Scott: So I was reminiscing about being a twelve year old earlier and I discovered, to my horror, that ‘Tro has never played The Impossible Quiz.

Pietro: I don’t even know what it is!

Scott: It was like a thing on that- What were you doing when you were like, fifteen?

Pietro: You don’t want to know.

Scott: Just having friends...

Pietro: *laughs*

Scott: Wow. That’s not the answer I expected.

Pietro: I am a mutant with very high standards.

Scott: I can make spaghetti.

Pietro: Oh no!!! You’re meeting all my standards!!!

Luna: *setting down action figures* And that is how my dads got together.

Scott: That's n-