Cale: I Dont Think We Can Mansplain, Manipulate, Malewife Ourselves Out Of This One

Cale: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife ourselves out of this one

Yoojin: What about manslaughter?

Cale: That’s a last resort option

Both of them: ………*slowly turn their heads and stare at Dokja*

Dokja: *sights and grabs chinese dress and garter belt* Fineee mamwhore it is

BAHHHAHHA THE NAMES-

TCF Actors AU

Trash of the Count's Family - Teaser Video

[The video starts with a black-haired and black-eyed Korean man. "Hello, I'm Choi Han, and I'll be playing..." he hesitates for a moment, his lips twitching before he helplessly continues, "as Choi Han, the 'Protagonist' of 'The Birth of a Hero'."]

[The video cuts to two men who would have looked identical, if not for their vastly different colorations. The pale-skinned, blond-haired, and blue-eyed man spoke first, "Hi, I'm Alvin Cress."

"And I'm Arthur Manson," the tanned, brown-haired, and brown-eyed man followed.

"And we'll be playing Alberu Crossman," they said together.

"Of course, I'm the more handsome version," Arthur quickly added with a smirk before Alvin pushed him off his stool.]

[The video then cut to two other men. The one on the left sported a blank face; he had short red hair and reddish-brown eyes. The one on the right had black hair and similar eyes, however his face held a shit-eating grin.

"I'm---" the black-haired man held back a snicker while the red-haired man gazed at him with long-suffering eyes. The black-haired man then took a deep breath and said, "I'm---pfft---Cale Henituse and I'll be playing as Kim Rok Soo." Cale then nudged his red-haired companion.

The red-haired man looked at the camera with dead eyes. "And I'm Kim Rok Soo who will be acting as Cale Henituse," he said dryly.

"And we're the protagonists of 'Trash of the Count's Family'," they finished.

The video ends.]

Must I be a contributing member of society, isn't it enough for me to stay in bed and read all day

I literally came back to this account just for him lol