Tcf Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

og!Cale: It’s family moments like these that I’ll never forget.

Rok Soo: Hopefully, with a good therapist, we will.

Cale: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife ourselves out of this one

Yoojin: What about manslaughter?

Cale: That’s a last resort option

Both of them: ………*slowly turn their heads and stare at Dokja*

Dokja: *sights and grabs chinese dress and garter belt* Fineee mamwhore it is

KRS!Cale: It's also a great stand in for wood varnish, window cleaners, pesticides, gasoline, vaccines, hair-growth syrums, cooking oils, war rations, holy water, the primordial sea, and is a very strong nuclear reactant :)

Og!Cale: ....What the actual fu—

Og!cale: I have these sevem products for my skin, these five for my hair and these three for the rest of my body

KRS!Cale: oh I have this one product for all my body and the floor of my house

Og!cale: ...

It should've been; "An AP user with a fancy stick/random rock from the side of the road that he both uses to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss the white thing!"

Ever wonder what the “traditional” heroes before Cale were like? I imagine them like this:

Archmage: I studied the arcane arts after my master, a dragon in disguise, took pity on me, a human child. Under their tutelage, I have nurtured my talent in powerful spellcasting. Now I have become an archmage.

Swordmaster: I’ve swung my sword a thousand times, no, a million times. I have swung my sword day after day. It is my way of life, the way of the sword. I trained until I became one with my sword. My aura is proof that I have ascended into the rank of a swordmaster.

Saint: By the grace of god, I will heal the sick and guide those who are led astray. My unshakable faith is the reason why God blessed me as their Saint.

And there's this guy:

Yeah it's heavenly luck to acquire a single AP or whatever, but it's so funny when the hero party asks an AP user how they got their power and dude goes Oh I picked it up in my backyard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Poor Cale💀 Also, where are y'all reading the novel bro

Tcf part 2 chapter 330

Not On and Choi Han completely snitching on Cale about his position on the vr game world🤣

The pettiness was so deserved

Eruhaben: so you're saying you're the worst in that game world.

Cale: that's not what I-

On without missing a beat: Yes. Yes he is.

Choi Han also without missing a beat along with On: He also has angel blood there.

Lock: Wait so he's an angel!?

Choi Han: no he also has demon blood. Also he's the boss of the 3rd and 7th evils out of the eight.

Eruhaben: *disappointed but not surprised sigh* Well I guess growing your wokload is a talent as well.

Cale: No wait I didn't do anything! Seriously I didn't even do anything the game did that! I was just there like🧍‍♂️!

But what if— all tcf fanfics gain consciousness

I have a question from all the lcf/tcf fandom..

How cooked is YRH if lcf/tcf characters gain consciousness?

Cale: On it's getting pretty late turn off the light and get too bed

On: Just one more chapter

Cale: no it's time for bed

On: tsk you're such a boomer

Cale: *blood pressure immediately drops and barely escapes falling* Choi Jung Soo!!

...........

Raon: Human I'm back!

Cale: Did you find out what they were planning?

Raon: Yeah! So here's the tea-

Cale: *falls backwards from his chair*

Cale: Jung Soo I swear!!

...........

Hong: Cale-nya?

Cale: Hm?

Hong: Is grandpa Eruhaben considered a dilf?

Cale: *spits his lemon tea*

Cale: JUNG SOO YOU'RE NEVER GOING NEAR MY KIDS AGAIN!!

OG! Cale @ TBOAH: Call me Jesus fucking Christ because I died for your sins.

OG! Cale, gesturing to Kim Roksu: This is my.... actually, what are you?

Kim Roksu, gently placing a scarred hand on Cale's arm: Your future trophy husband.

Callie: I didn't do anything wrong!

Alberu, pointing at corpse: You killed a man.

Callie: He's a wife-beater and he tried to kidnap one of my maids.

Alberu: I know you had your reasons, I understand, but there are consequences for your actions and unfortunately, the law is more focused on the fact you killed someone unprovoked.

Callie: I am Just A Girl.

Alberu, sighing: Fine, I'll handle it.

Random excerpt from my Twins AU (that I have not written):

(1) [Noona, wtf?]

Callie, smiling and cheery: Dongsaeng! I just got back from my trip and I brought a gift for you, here!

Roksoo, in disbelief: Noona, what the fuck?

Callie, discouraged: Oh...do you not like it..?

Roksoo: N-No or yes- fuck - I like the gift, it's great but that's not the point, why're you acting like nothing happened?

Callie, bemused: Hm? What do you mean?

Roksoo, staring at her with a deadpan look, his tone of voice severe: Noona, you disappeared in the middle of the night, like vanished into thin air because there wasn't any trace of your departure and the only thing you left as explanation was a signed note that said 'I'll be back in a bit'. Father, understandably, freaked out and the entire guard turned the city and the surrounding area upside down searching for you, he even used his connections and asked the other nobles if they'd seen you and only got more anxious when he recieved negative responses. Basen, Lily and I weren't allowed out of the estate, not even into the gardens and everyone was panicking. Then, you show up a week later, with gifts and souvenirs like you were on vacation in a foreign country and somehow you're a swordmaster and have an ancient power even though when you left, your strength was only a bit superior to my own! Noona, what the fuck happened and where were you?!

Callie: ...Oops..?

Roksoo: *internally screaming*

Basen: Noona, why are you reapplying your lipstick?

Callie, focused on the mirror: It got messed up because of something.

Basen, slowly turning to look at Roksoo: And what happened to you...?

Roksoo, with his face covered in red kiss marks: I am 'something'.

💋

Cale Henituse [LCF] + wolf pupy tweets (insp)