Wow Your So Good At Humor. I Wonder Why So Many People Block You.

Wow your so good at humor. I wonder why so many people block you.

Me being a dick aside, I can't exactly fault my fellow "brain dead slaves" for blocking you because to be honest, I would too if I didn't also sadly acknowledge the fact my man has a tad too much screentime. (Doesn't make a bad character, it just means crwby is incompetent, which haha would you look at that ive said that practically a thousand times)

Yet this? Jeez I thought pissing everyone off in this damn fandom with the amount of my trash pile takes would be cake walk up to your mother's ass cheeks, but apparently it's gonna be a lot harder since I got competition.

Outside of that.. if people block you because they don't like your takes on a character that doesn't mean you get to act like hot shit. People disagree on opinions it's up to everyone to learn to respect that or when to just walk away. (Which yeah imma just walk away after this because I have no interest in accidentally causing a fight)

You acting like this isn't funny it just makes you seem less like a reasonable person. You don't get to gloat because a group of people dislike you. You gotta be better than them and just understand that some people disagree.

But hey what do I know to you im probably babbling idiot who can't rub two braincells together at the least. (Brain dead slaves is just a bad choice of words in general)

Now since I'm done fumbling with my words I have a rwby rewrite to deal with and a tantrum to throw when it comes to the "JaUnE is a SeLf-InSeRT!" Argument (I have heard that ridiculous argument so many times that at this point I'm ready to just try and dismantle it the best I can).

Get some rest, get back to criticizing and may any argument you may have be inclined towards your favor.

Rock on till ya drop, good fucking night.

Thank you!

So I just found out something interesting. I'm the most hated person among Jaune Arc Fans! I'm so proud of myself! Now everyone on Tumblr knows just how much I hate Jaune and liked to seem him splattered on the ground in the Emerald Woods back in volume 1!

I just checked out a blog from some Gorillageek guy who is a Jaune supporter and apparently I'm on his block list because I simply despise Jaune. This is like an award I hope I have a trophy one sticking the finger so I can hang it around.

And to all you mindless lovers of Jaune Arc let it be known that you are all the bunch of brain dead slaves who wont accept facts who are responsible for this amazing award applaud yourselves for this!

Anyway anyone who dislikes Jaune let's get a shout out folks!

It's not a hit piece. It's just someone giving an opinion of a series he has seen and has strong opinions on.

I do believe the guy should have watched atleast up to v6, but you can't exactly fault someone for just simply making an opinion, you may disagree with it, but it's not exactly a hit piece. He's still making part 2, which most likely means he will probably still watch the rest of the series.. and if he doesn't that's perfectly fine.

While I do believe some people just hate this series sheerly because they hate rt or just find Rwby pointless. (Which are always a fuckin nightmare on both conversing with them, but also accidentally being lumped in with them despite just trying to give an opinion to allow conversation.) Others just want to give their opinion in a understandable way.

It's never been a hit piece, it's an opinion that need to be responded to accordingly. We are all civilized people, we know of the term "agree to disagree."

He is allowed to have that opinion, and we are allowed to disagree.

I hope this doesn't come off as me being a dickhead because I'm trying to come in with a cool head.. that said, everything is off the table the moment a insult that has no basis is thrown.

It hurts seeing people STILL treat Hbomberguy's RWBY video like it was anything but a biased hit piece.

Half the points he raised were addressed in the part of the show he DIDN'T WATCH.

Legacy: Draco Soul.

After the star crawlers, Kagatsuchi, the evo cup and O-getter, after everything, the dragons are awoken, a tower emerges with 13 floors that are filled with Draco fiends and a key tile that unlocks the door to the next floor.

Andys grand son, the next Draco challenger has now a destiny to follow. He has bonded with the thunderfire dragon Tridra. Now he ascends in order to defeat the dracoverlords and save his home.

Honestly it depends, with death battle, they use as many feats as they can while also looking credible... Including using feats from other characters that same power set to do some bullshit.. but in the case of yang.. I think they might mention this but then again considering DB is not owned by RT anymore (thank god, and good fuckin riddance rt, Fuck. You.) so thus no real chance of showing bias when being logistical they might not.

DB is meant to depict the characters at their strongest, and while I certainly have never played any final fantasy games i can sure as shit that if they are doing a rematch their going to list her feats that are far beyond the ones they did mention in the original.

But eh it all depends on the series itself.

Would that still be canon though?

I think the reason I connect to Jaune of all characters is because I can relate to the feeling of inadequacy. Ofcourse the character isn't perfect and I get why people just don't like him but I can't agree. Ofcourse that's just a shitty opinion and of course obviously my opinions are garbage. Any way my glazing aside-

Ok I know normally this is a really small (even compared to the shitposts) Rwby shipping post buuut-

A chat

Setting: jaune is currently helping Weiss move into her temporary apartment.

Jaune: hey Weiss?

Weiss turned to look at jaune as she hummed. She held a box in her hands before setting it down a stack of boxes.

Weiss: hmm?

Jaune: if you were sent back in time and put in our beacon, would you still.. you know dislike me during that time?

Weiss: well depends, would it just be me or would all of us be sent back?

Jaune: just you.

Weiss: hmm.. well id certainly still be annoyed with you. But I wouldnt be.. as harsh as my younger self. I would tell you to stop flirting and just try being friendly with me and then see how that goes.

Jaune: huh.. alright then. anything else outside of me?

Weiss: well this ones obvious, tell pyrrha to ask you out. Atleast then I wouldn't be annoyed. And apologize to Blake profusely for a lot of the things I said.. and ofcourse make sure to check in on ruby.

The room went quiet as jaune simply nodded.

Jaune: so-

Weiss: jaune, since you did ask that I think It's only fair that I ask you a question.

Jaune: huh, that seems fair. Fire away.

Weiss turned around fully to face him.

Weiss: if you went back in time.. what would you do?

Jaune: let's see, I would try harder in my classes, I'd have enough with Cardin's bullshit a lot earlier.. and I'd be honest with my team and you guys.. outside of that I'd stop flirting with you.. I got a lot of things I wish I could fix.

Weiss: but obviously.. what's happened, has happened.

Jaune: no going back.

Weiss: speaking of no going back, since we've finished up for today I say we go visit Ruby.

Jaune: alright then, you sure I should come with? It's.. been awhile since me and her actually talked.

Weiss: I think it do you both good.

Jaune just simply nodded as he amd Weiss soon walked out the front door but not before-

Jaune: hey Weiss.. thanks for putting up with me

Weiss: your welcome.. and your not that annoying anymore. Besides, outside of that, your a good friend.

END

When I check to see the reblogs I better see "WE ARE SO BACK" (kidding obviously I'm not that good at writing fics)

..you mothafuckers-

Horizon: the divine descent.

Yeah if this isn't obvious enough I am Christian, but this story is more of just me trying how I view specific ideas in my faith. Obviously not the entirety of this I believe Is part of my faith but some bits.

Apologies in advance

Section 1: the outer world (aka setting up the after life)

\\\Testament 001///

“Father, why have you given mankind freewill, should they not submit and obey you immediately?” The morning star would ask as he looked at a being of radiant light with eyes surrounding it, looking in one direction, watching humanity.

“Lucifer you think close minded. Free will is the right of all living beings. Mankind shall worship me. But only when they truly want to worship me.” The being of radiance spoke calmly as the morning star looked at him.

“But if they choose not to, they will not be in paradise, if they do not follow your word as law, they shall not see heaven.” The morning star spoke as the radiance simply looked at him.

\\\END OF TESTAMENT 001///

The world of horizon is rather recent yet it has made an impact.

Horizon consists of multiple states of existence, specifically the three states of the afterlife and life itself.

Life is defined as understanding your place in the world and your gift. You live either by virtue or by vice, or perhaps you live in the middle.

Once you die you are judged by Gabriel. And depending on the things you have done and if you have asked for forgiveness you may go to one of three places.

Heaven. For those who have tried to be people of virtue or who have asked for god's forgiveness they will be welcomed by the apostles of gods son, and shall be ushered in, towards heaven. Heaven as it is, is a city amongst the clouds with there being no sun or moon instead the light of God shall replace both. The souls who entered heaven shall be served by the lower Angel, such as virtues, and the cherubs. The souls will be able to learn without being harmed by the evils that knowledge brings. They shall be able to raise children and teach them lessons all children need to know.

Purgatory. For the ones have sinned but are still able to be saved. They are brought before the tower of purgatory. Said tower has twenty two floors representing the major arcana and the faults associated with them. The souls shall suffer great punishments, but if they pursue salvation they shall be granted gifts to take into heaven to show they fought for their salvation and have suffered and humbled themselves to be given it.

Hell. For those who do not care for a redemption and instead mock God and the virtues of life. They are punished by Satan, the guardian of Gehennas gate and warden of hell. With this eternal prison holding 9 rings of punishment.

Layer 1. Perversion.

For the ones who pervert others they are hunted and raped by the Incubi and Succubi and those who can not continue are forcefully revitalized by the demons, making their torment endless.

Layer 2. Indulgence.

Those who splurge on the unnecessary pleasures are turned to pigs who are forced to relive being slaughtered and eaten over and over again. Those that try to escape are quickly captured and turned to a meal for Satan.

Layer 3. Pettiness.

Those who seek revenge against those for selfish or pointless reasons are forced to push boulders up an ever growing mountain. The ones that refuse are whipped and lashed.

Layer 4. Rage.

The ones who dare lash out at the world for no reason are left inside a large ocean all they can do is scream out into the water as no one can hear their anger. As they too are unaware they are accompanied by their fellow sinners.

Layer 5. Jealousy.

The people who covet what is not theirs is given all the riches they desire, only for it to be ripped away from them again and again.

Layer 6. Slaughter.

The ones who have murdered their fellow man are forced into fighting against a mirrored version of themselves for eternity, neither able to die. Those who refuse to fight are left weaponless as they are left to face the minotaur.

Layer 7. Suicide.

To those who have ended their own live and are blind to the reason why they have what they have, they turned to trees that are burrowed into and torn apart by the strix.

Layer 8. Heresy.

To the Ones that claim God is not real or spit in the face of virtue, they are shoved inside coffins and burned alive for eternity. Their screams being used to create the orchestra made for Satan to listen to.

Layer 9. Treason.

For the traitors, liars, hypocrites, all of their ilk. They are handled personally by Satan. Forced to put on plays and wear masks that harm them. If their plays fail, they are brutally beaten by satan.

\\\Testament 002///

The morning star was confused about his conversation with the father. So he went to Gabriel.

“Gabriel I wish to speak with you” the morning star said as the red and white angel turned to look at the morning star.

“Lucifer, what do you seek brother” Gabriel spoke as Lucifer swallowed the lump in his throat. “I spoke with the Father… I am yet still confused on why he gave mankind free will.” Lucifer spoke.

\\\END OF TESTAMENT 002///

The hierarchy of hell and heaven.

Heaven has three Rings in its cast system, all which serve the souls, God and his son.

Ring 1: the lesser angles.

Virtues: abstract beings, surrounded by interlocking holy flames, these angels can Manifest limbs from said flames and despite being fairly weak they have the ability of blessing souls with boons. Albeit weaker ones. These are the only lesser angles with this ability.

Powers: abstract Angels, but angels whose form vaguely resembles a human. These angels are the first line of defense for heaven as they have the ability of shape shifting to things such as weapons that can slay [REDACTED]. Outside of that they are subservient to the souls and other angels.

Cherubs: Angels that take the form of humanoid animals. They are the primary servants of the souls. They also carry blessing souls may have to loved ones that are still living.

Ring 2: the main class Angels.

Ark Angels: humanoid angels, these angels are both messengers of God and heralds of a calamity. Their trumpets alert mankind of a disaster. But most of mankind has tuned these alarms out.

Seraphim: humanoid bird-like angels, they are watchers of mankind, ensuring no sin goes unnoticed, and no prayer goes unwritten.

Dominions: flaming humanoid angels surrounded by rings of scriptures that speak of God's wrath, love, jealousy, and mercy. These angels are the guardians of Gabriel and of heaven's gate.

Ring 3: God's trusted angels.

Gabriel: The judge of the dead. A soft spoken yet knowledgeable angel, he has studied humans for long enough to understand the nuances of mankind's action, he has seen both the good and the bad and thus he remains a fair judge.

Michael: the leader of heaven's Armada. Michael is in stark contrast to his brother. He leads the powers, dominions, and virtues into battle along with the willing cherubs. He is a strict angel but cares deeply for his soldiers

Raphael. The healer of the souls and angels. Raphael is a rather tense angel, constantly fretting over who may get injured or who just needs someone to help heal. Outside of that he is rather reserved and rarely ever interacts with others.

Hell despite being a prison for the sinners has a hierarchy that mainly serves as the officers of hell. There are 3 ranks

The lesser demons or fiends:

Imps: small reptile like creatures with small horns, they act as the punisher of the upper rings. Mainly to assist.

Strix: demonic birds, these demons serve as both alarms if a sinner tries to escape, as well as part of the punishment for layer 7.

Goblins: a cousin to imps, these green skinned demons are the sole servants of Satan. They however do sometimes sub in for their imp brethren.

The Demons:

Succubi/Incubi: these demons are meant to provide pleasure and to test the hearts of mankind as well as to punish the perverts.

Orks: the brutes of hell, these burly red and blue skinned demons primarily act as guards for layer 6. They are also the bodyguards of Satan.

Hellhounds: these beastly demons are possibly the lowest in rank amongst its fellow middle rank demons. They primary serve as helpers for Orks, and in rare cases hunt down run away sinners.

The supremes demons or devils:

Gargoyles: demons of stone, they serve as the higher tier guards for the sinners, ensuring they stay in line.

The minotaur: the only one of its kind, born of unknown means, this demon serves as they champion of hell, performing gladiator style battles with the souls that refuse to fight in layer 6. Its mighty battle ax and ability to manipulate make it a deadly opponent.

Seers: the confidants of Satan, they are his advisors and join in his audience for the weekly plays performed in the 9th ring.

All these demons serve under Satan, the warden of hell, assigned by God to punish the sinners for their transgressions.

\\\testament 003///

“Lucifer, you think too much of father's choices” Gabriel spoke as the two sat in front of the gate, with the morning star looking onwards towards humanity. His ever iridescent skin glowing as always.

“How could I not think about it? Father is the creator of all, why should allowed lower beings to choose whether to worship him or not, his word SHOULD be law.” Lucifer spoke as Gabriel would sigh.

“Mankind may be lesser but that does not mean they should not have free will. You know father cares for all his creations and wants to be fair and loving to all of his children.” Gabriel said as the morning star was still left full of questions.

\\\END OF TESTAMENT 003///

Beyond heaven, beyond earth, beyond purgatory, beyond even hell is a place where no soul goes. The domain of the morning star.

\\\Testament 004///

The morning star felt frustration. As he descended towards hell. He needed to speak with Satan. The warden of hell sat at the deepest layer. As his seers, gargoyles, and Orks, sat beside watching a play performed by sinners. Lucifer felt disgusted. He knew of the punishments. But he honestly wanted to believe they were false.

He stormed in, his divine glow blinded all, except Satan. “Satan of hell. I wish for an audience. And I seek it, now” the morning star spoke as the warden sighed. He stood up. His horns burning with his charred fur cover legs moved, his hooves stepping into the floor.

“Morning star, I thought you wouldn't show up. I assume you're here because father has sent you?” Satan would question as the morning star only narrowed his eyes.

\\\END OF TESTAMENT 004///

Once Lucifer fell, his soul was far too great to be contained in hell. So a prison could not be made to hold him. He created the abyss.

\\\Testament 005///

“So… you believe the father has made an error?” Satan asked as the morning star nodded, Satan sitting in his throne. “Mankind should not bare freewill. They should worship the Lord without question. Yet he gave them the right to choose.. I believe that is.. is” lucifer tried to finish his sentence but he still did not dare speak ill.

“Stupidity? Morning star, you understand what you're doing, correct?” Satan spoke as Lucifer nodded again. Satan sighed. He reclined against his throne.

“If you believe you are correct… then you might as well fight God and take his throne.. they're essentially the same actions… at least in my eyes” Satan spoke as Lucifer swallowed the lump in his throat.

\\\END OF TESTAMENT 005///

Once Lucifer fell and made the abyss, he amassed his own army of demons. As he soon found himself in company of the three primordials. Burial the flame giant of war, Bezelgeuse the keeper of pestilence, and Agrial the black angel of death. Along with Lucifer these four would become the four horsemen.

War

Pestilence

Death

And Conquest.

\\\Testament 006///

The day had come, Lucifer had finally decided. “Father.” The morning star spoke as the radiant one sat amongst the garden of Eden watching the humans work.

The radiance stood and faced the morning star. He knew what was coming but he had hope. “My child. What do you seek.” God spoke.

“I demand you step down. Now. You have foolishly given mankind freewill, condemning them. Your foolishness has cost so much, I shall not stand it!” The morning star spoke. The radiant god sighed. That was the moments before Lucifer's fall.

\\\END OF TESTAMENT 006///

Section 2: the world.

Earth in the world of horizon is much like our own. The story is set in the town of Florence, Arizona.

Dante Renouvellement. Or “Dante the brave”.

Dante starts off as a simple young man. Born of both French and American heritage. Dante attempts to be quick witted like his mother and strong like his father. But he will need to learn to grow. However just because he wants to be strong and stern, doesn't mean he can't show love, seen by his care for his pet cat, mochi, a Scottish fold.

Dante once he is introduced to the world of demon hunting wields a basic broadsword that can cut through demon flesh like butter.

Virgil The blue Angel or “Virgil the guide”

Virgil is an old angel and one of the weaker ones. He is an archangel. Being as such he is able to handle fighting demons. However with Virgil's age not only came wisdom.. but exhaustion. He would help any rookie demon hunters but wouldn't initiate the hunt as he used to. However when he meets Dante he decides to train the young man. As to why? It is due to his spectral sight which allows the boy to see Angels and demons without need for holy icons or to be a member of the faith.

However Virgil has a fate he is walking towards… a fate of doom. He will leave Dante one last gift before he fades.

Beatrice Maudit Or “Beatrice the doll.”

Beatrice is currently a reanimated corpse. Due to her mother's grief, she was reanimated with access to hellish magic; her conduit for her magic is her scepter. With it allowing to cast hexes upon her foes. However it is unable to grant her the ability to heal others only herself. Beatrice seeks to be rid of her curse while heaven and the C.D.H (Collective of Demon Hunters) seek to make her inanimate once more.

Enoch Flamber or “Enoch the walker”

Enoch is a later addition to the group, he is what is known as a hell walker, a person Born with a connection to hell fire and the ability to enter and leave hell freely. Enoch is a rival to Dante, while they both seek the path of growth, that does not stop the fool and chariot from arguing.

Saul Fidèle or “Saul the slayer”

Saul is an older man, he is blind after encountering a demon that stole his sight. Saul originally never believed in demons or Angels, much less the idea he would encounter one. Now he joins the ranks of the C.D.H in hopes of regaining his sight, as he grows alongside Dante. For hence the magician and fool are like twins.

Lucifer the morning star.

Lucifer, one who was the most adored, and revered angel. For he was the only one, outside of God's son, that shined almost as brightly as the father. However his curiosity, his arrogance, and his hatred for the idea of free will lead him to be condemned. He is amassing an army of demons from right under Satan's nose as he seeks to bring the end times, and to smite god. Lucifer was once beloved.. now his radiance is replaced by a burning pride. And now with him beginning to create creatures the “Sin king dragons” to further bolster his army, it may take a miracle to destroy this devil.