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I think the reason I connect to Jaune of all characters is because I can relate to the feeling of inadequacy. Ofcourse the character isn't perfect and I get why people just don't like him but I can't agree. Ofcourse that's just a shitty opinion and of course obviously my opinions are garbage. Any way my glazing aside-
Ok I know normally this is a really small (even compared to the shitposts) Rwby shipping post buuut-
A chat
Setting: jaune is currently helping Weiss move into her temporary apartment.
Jaune: hey Weiss?
Weiss turned to look at jaune as she hummed. She held a box in her hands before setting it down a stack of boxes.
Weiss: hmm?
Jaune: if you were sent back in time and put in our beacon, would you still.. you know dislike me during that time?
Weiss: well depends, would it just be me or would all of us be sent back?
Jaune: just you.
Weiss: hmm.. well id certainly still be annoyed with you. But I wouldnt be.. as harsh as my younger self. I would tell you to stop flirting and just try being friendly with me and then see how that goes.
Jaune: huh.. alright then. anything else outside of me?
Weiss: well this ones obvious, tell pyrrha to ask you out. Atleast then I wouldn't be annoyed. And apologize to Blake profusely for a lot of the things I said.. and ofcourse make sure to check in on ruby.
The room went quiet as jaune simply nodded.
Jaune: so-
Weiss: jaune, since you did ask that I think It's only fair that I ask you a question.
Jaune: huh, that seems fair. Fire away.
Weiss turned around fully to face him.
Weiss: if you went back in time.. what would you do?
Jaune: let's see, I would try harder in my classes, I'd have enough with Cardin's bullshit a lot earlier.. and I'd be honest with my team and you guys.. outside of that I'd stop flirting with you.. I got a lot of things I wish I could fix.
Weiss: but obviously.. what's happened, has happened.
Jaune: no going back.
Weiss: speaking of no going back, since we've finished up for today I say we go visit Ruby.
Jaune: alright then, you sure I should come with? It's.. been awhile since me and her actually talked.
Weiss: I think it do you both good.
Jaune just simply nodded as he amd Weiss soon walked out the front door but not before-
Jaune: hey Weiss.. thanks for putting up with me
Weiss: your welcome.. and your not that annoying anymore. Besides, outside of that, your a good friend.
END
When I check to see the reblogs I better see "WE ARE SO BACK" (kidding obviously I'm not that good at writing fics)
..you mothafuckers-
... So y'all know i am Dragonslayer trash.. but also blackguard garbage.. sooo-
Bleiss wrapped her arms around her boyfriend as she kissed his cheek.
(Ferret!Faunus) Bleiss: darling, I believe you and I both know that book is full of shit.. besides wouldn't you wanna learn the fun way.
Jaune gulped softly before feeling a hand on his shoulder as he saw yang smiling at him. As she spoke in a disarming voice.
(Komodo dragon!Faunus) Yang: you don't really have any other choice lady killer~
Jaune:.. I assume I'm not gonna be walking for months am I?
Bleiss: nnnnope!~
Yang: just a week. Every month.
Jaune:... Oh boy.. aura don't fail me now
(also what should be jaune x Bleiss x yang ship name? I'm calling it black dragon guard. Cause I feel like it)
Jaune: *Reading a book on humans dating faunus*
Jaune: Shattered pelvis... Extreme dehydration... litters...
Jaune: Is it really worth it?
(Imagine your Jaune OTP, faunus edition)