Imaginary Insanity Technique: DOOR TO DOOR SALESMAN.

Imaginary insanity technique: DOOR TO DOOR SALESMAN.

"all unhinged doors in a fifty mile radius are immediately repaired and given a new coat of paint. As well as whenever a door opens a shikigami appears and trys to sell insanely redundant or completely useless items, like a vactoaster."

Neo weapon is called HUSH.

Jaune song in Vol. 9 is called QUIET.

CRWBY...

Nah my ass is fuckin SHOOK.

So like here's a fun fact, so with the apparent proof that I don't like how bmblb was handled and the fact I ship dragonslayer and Blacksun you may assume i just hold a deep hatred towards bmblb.. no actually. It's much weirder

So I don't hate bmblb, which you'd think I would and I wouldn't blame you. But I'm more neutral. I wouldn't touch this ship with a ten foot poll but that's more due to the fear of fucking up when it comes to writing them.. plus also because I'm a straight man who has admitted he can't write women to save his ass and especially sucks at writing queer characters. So you can imagine how intimidating it is to write a combination of both.

But alas my incompetence has come to humiliate me.. because I'm gonna try and write a short bmblb fic.. like really short, like Tumblr fic-

"OK WE FUCKING GET IT."

Alright fine I'll get to the meat and potatoes.

I wanna write like one bmblb fic, but to be honest?

Writing Blake and yang is fucking intimidating. Especially writing their relationship.

I say this because I'm a guy right? Straight one too, so I feel like I'm walking a fine line on making it seem I actually care about writing their relationship.. and fetishizing their relationship which.. ya know it isn't exactly a decent thing to do regardless of gender or sexuality.

But that's all.

Having to reblogs this because I accidentally deleted the original, I'm sorry everyone.

Paladin? No no.. house husband.

Jaune is currently cooking up dinner as he talks to his partner.

Jaune: so me and my friends were playing some Gungeons and Grimm and we were selecting our classes, I wanted to play a paladin but then Neptune suggested I play a house husband, which I know was a joke but-

He turns to his partner wearing a white apron with the words "worlds Greatest stay at home dad" on it.

Jaune: I don't get why he suggested it. Why do you think so?

Imagine your jaune otp.

It's actually more funny because the inverse is true.

The wasps just don't shut up about how "bad" Blacksun (kinda like my blind hatred for py- no.. no this doesn't need to end with me sounding like a giant baby).

The reason why it's funny is because honestly neither ship is bad the only reason there is so much bad blood between fans is because of people like the wasps who choose to represent the entirety of bmblb when they actually aren't, spreading their hate (more accurately stupidity but semantics) and thus poking at blacksun fans who retaliate. Which isn't appropriate but understandable. But regardless that retaliation just leads to normal bmblb fans to assume that Blacksun fans are toxic.

It's an interesting yet also paradoxically annoying cycle of provoke, attack, and retaliate.

This is why I will constantly say that this fandom acts like a bunch of fucking toddlers when it comes to community interactions. We can get along we just refuse to.

Number of Days Blacksun Shippers Go Without Obsessing over Bmblb and Bmblb shippers:

0

I'm s-s-s-stuttering!

So like here's a fun fact, so with the apparent proof that I don't like how bmblb was handled and the fact I ship dragonslayer and Blacksun you may assume i just hold a deep hatred towards bmblb.. no actually. It's much weirder

So I don't hate bmblb, which you'd think I would and I wouldn't blame you. But I'm more neutral. I wouldn't touch this ship with a ten foot poll but that's more due to the fear of fucking up when it comes to writing them.. plus also because I'm a straight man who has admitted he can't write women to save his ass and especially sucks at writing queer characters. So you can imagine how intimidating it is to write a combination of both.

But alas my incompetence has come to humiliate me.. because I'm gonna try and write a short bmblb fic.. like really short, like Tumblr fic-

"OK WE FUCKING GET IT."

Alright fine I'll get to the meat and potatoes.

I wanna write like one bmblb fic, but to be honest?

Writing Blake and yang is fucking intimidating. Especially writing their relationship.

I say this because I'm a guy right? Straight one too, so I feel like I'm walking a fine line on making it seem I actually care about writing their relationship.. and fetishizing their relationship which.. ya know it isn't exactly a decent thing to do regardless of gender or sexuality.

But that's all.

Or you know, maybe not antagonize eachother like fucking toddlers.

Here's a fact for everyone, critics are more accurately Rwby fans who have certain problems with how the series is handled. Aka OPINIONS.

On the surface that's completely fine, opinions are opinions we have the right to agree and/or disagree. The problem lies In the fact this fandom just doesn't wanna get along. The entire reason RWDE and Rwbycritics exists is a by product of the fact certain people just don't want to hear differing opinions.

However that does not mean Rwde and Rwbycritics are completely in the right, there are unfortunately a small percentage of idiots who mistake criticizing for just hating... Which let me tell ya, it's annoying as fuck. Unfortunately tho those idiots are the main focus when it comes to talking about the critical side of this and why certain fans have a bias against it.

If we want the critics to stop being a "problem" we need to stop acting as if all of them are Terrible. Instead we need to understand that not every opinion is the exact same.

Also so that way I can stop using the Rwde tag because it conveys the idea that I'm a critic, which ya know is a blatant lie because I ain't got the fuckin neurons to write a fully coherent essay on my opinions about Rwby.

Obviously this sounds preachy as shit but it would be nice if this fandom didn't fight itself every five minutes. we are a fandom, we are a collective of individuals with equally valid opinions, no one here is an enemy minus the idiots who mistake criticizing for hating or you know use it as an excuse to hate instead of sharing opinions in a decent way.

Alright I'm done, I need a drink and I bet you either a critic or a rwby fan with twice as many braincells than me (or less, depends on the amount of baseless insults) arrives and completely obliterates this reblog.

Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

Rock on till ya drop, tata mothafuckers.

why are the replies in every post about rwby such a nightmare jesus christ. people really should grow a thicker skin if they want to like something that is just so bad