I'm S-s-s-stuttering!

I'm s-s-s-stuttering!

So like here's a fun fact, so with the apparent proof that I don't like how bmblb was handled and the fact I ship dragonslayer and Blacksun you may assume i just hold a deep hatred towards bmblb.. no actually. It's much weirder

So I don't hate bmblb, which you'd think I would and I wouldn't blame you. But I'm more neutral. I wouldn't touch this ship with a ten foot poll but that's more due to the fear of fucking up when it comes to writing them.. plus also because I'm a straight man who has admitted he can't write women to save his ass and especially sucks at writing queer characters. So you can imagine how intimidating it is to write a combination of both.

But alas my incompetence has come to humiliate me.. because I'm gonna try and write a short bmblb fic.. like really short, like Tumblr fic-

"OK WE FUCKING GET IT."

Alright fine I'll get to the meat and potatoes.

I wanna write like one bmblb fic, but to be honest?

Writing Blake and yang is fucking intimidating. Especially writing their relationship.

I say this because I'm a guy right? Straight one too, so I feel like I'm walking a fine line on making it seem I actually care about writing their relationship.. and fetishizing their relationship which.. ya know it isn't exactly a decent thing to do regardless of gender or sexuality.

But that's all.

A rather curious question.

Jaune: so I was hanging out with Ren, Neptune and Sun right, we were taking a break from a campaign we did for GnG and Neptune proceeded to ask the rest of us on if we'd rather talk to our partners or a tree. I obviously didn't understand so I didn't answer.

Jaune turned in his heel as he carried a tray of freshly made sweets. He would set the tray down and look at his partner.

Jaune: what do you think he means by that? Is it something bad or.. something else?

A tad wee'd aswell.

So like here's a fun fact, so with the apparent proof that I don't like how bmblb was handled and the fact I ship dragonslayer and Blacksun you may assume i just hold a deep hatred towards bmblb.. no actually. It's much weirder

So I don't hate bmblb, which you'd think I would and I wouldn't blame you. But I'm more neutral. I wouldn't touch this ship with a ten foot poll but that's more due to the fear of fucking up when it comes to writing them.. plus also because I'm a straight man who has admitted he can't write women to save his ass and especially sucks at writing queer characters. So you can imagine how intimidating it is to write a combination of both.

But alas my incompetence has come to humiliate me.. because I'm gonna try and write a short bmblb fic.. like really short, like Tumblr fic-

"OK WE FUCKING GET IT."

Alright fine I'll get to the meat and potatoes.

I wanna write like one bmblb fic, but to be honest?

Writing Blake and yang is fucking intimidating. Especially writing their relationship.

I say this because I'm a guy right? Straight one too, so I feel like I'm walking a fine line on making it seem I actually care about writing their relationship.. and fetishizing their relationship which.. ya know it isn't exactly a decent thing to do regardless of gender or sexuality.

But that's all.

Hopefully you don't mind me stepping in and explaining myself. Because I personally think I made a miscommunication.

While I still stand by the fact it's not a. Attack against Rwby, more of just an opinion. That is not me saying you are not allowed to dislike his video. Opinions are opinions and are deserving to be heard.

To me he has never once attacked the series, to you anonymous, perhaps he has, that does not change the fact he still has an opinion and much like your own he is allowed to state it. I personally believed he should have watched up to volume 6 (I have actually said that before hilarious enough) but that doesn't change the fact he still had critiques of the series.

Everyone is allowed to have an opinion, that also means that we are entitled to disagree.. that does not mean we act like children and call a video critiquing the series, a hit piece. Nor calling it an attack.

I do feel a tad silly not including the fact people are allowed to disagree, I admit that. But it doesn't change that some people choose to take offense and then counter attack by attacking and harassing someone who may have a different opinion than us.

I apologize that this is going to be seen as rather rude and mean-spirited, I just hope that I explained myself in an understandable and comprehensive way.

And I specifically apologize to you @rwby-confess for just barging in and acting like I've been attacked.

As for everyone, I'll be going.

Confession #206

A chuckle can be heard as one Bleiss schnee walks in. her twin axes while seeming clean, reeked with the stench of blood.

Bleiss: hi there. Now dont think theres gonna be any negotiating. You see you kidnapped my husband, threw him in this cramped dusty hut, and proceed to torture him. All just for me to come here, just to get back my darling, only to have to massacre your men, which stained my poor axes.

Everyone was quiet as jaune just smiled warmly at Bleiss, with the woman smiling back at him before continuing.

Bleiss: so after all that, I've made up my mind, I'll just kill you, take my darling husband, and then burn this filthy hut to the ground.

The goons were practically shitting themselves as jaune just simply spoke to the group of thugs.

Jaune: this is what happens when you kidnap someone who has a wife that is more than willing that is more than willing to be the shit out of you.

One branwen tribe massacre later:

Jaune and Bleiss were walking away as jaune carried her bridal style.

Jaune: how was that meeting with your sister.

Bleiss: well we had to cut it short after Nora called us that you got kidnapped. And yang calling Weiss about how she noticed some weird activity going on in one of the branwen tribes camps. Me and her put two and two together. But outside of you getting kidnapped. I enjoyed today, it was nice having a normal conversation with Weiss again..

Jaune: I'm glad honey.. it's nice to know you and her are getting along again.

Bleiss: thanks dear. But your making me dinner!

Jaune: sure thing sweetheart, want me to feed it to you in bed?

Bleiss just chuckled and wrapped her arms around him before lovingly kissing him.

Today was good day.. except for raven who didn't even know what the fuck that camp did until yang told her.

Jaune: *Beat up and tied to a chair* Gentlemen, Gentlemen! Let's be Civil about this. Let's make a deal!

Jaune: You Surrender, and you don't die. How does That sound?

Branwen Tribe: And how do you intend to kill us?

Jaune: Oh no, I won't kill you. But My spouse can! Say Hi Honey!

*Someone drops behind the crowd*

Imaginary insanity technique: DOOR TO DOOR SALESMAN.

"all unhinged doors in a fifty mile radius are immediately repaired and given a new coat of paint. As well as whenever a door opens a shikigami appears and trys to sell insanely redundant or completely useless items, like a vactoaster."

Neo weapon is called HUSH.

Jaune song in Vol. 9 is called QUIET.

CRWBY...