Alright Then I'll Have To Counter With My Ultimate Technique.

Alright then I'll have to counter with my ultimate technique.

Here's how it goes.

The Internet is vast.

My mind is vaster.

I like big booty bitches.

And I hate fuckin snitches.

Only in Ohio is this bullshit possible

With this treasure I summon, I become the unstoppable.

PURE BRAIN ROT TECHNIQUE: ONLY IN OHIO RIZZ.

"this attack is considered a guaranteed hit. All opponents have their brain cells reduced by 1000%. Causing them to no longer be capable of actually doing anything"

Neo weapon is called HUSH.

Jaune song in Vol. 9 is called QUIET.

CRWBY...

DEATH FROM ABOVE! BRING ABOUT THE END!

DROP A BOMB SO FIERCE IT MAKES HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI LOOK LIKE FUCKIN SPECS!

normal goofy blake post

More exactly I would atleast like her to act as if she still wants to ensure Ruby is alright. Not act like a fucking nanny.

As for Jaune and Ruby's breakdown I certainly think she should have at least tried to communicate with her sister a little bit more before just stepping back. As for Jaune? Absolutely. Because that's just kinda the obvious thing to do. When someone is attacking your family id assume you'd try to defend them.

As for the whole "Rwde" thing that is unfortunately out of my control.

As for the second to last one.. look I've made it clear I don't hate bmblb and I just think it becoming canon could have been handled better so I cant speak for every member of Rwde. But it's certainly some BULLSHIT when people claim that it was from the beginning. Because no, nothing was planned since volume 1, Sun wasn't planned during volume 1 so I can't use the whole "blacksun was the main plan". But that doesn't mean its bad, just oh I don't know stop acting like it was some grand plan.

But. I know how this turns out. You won't change your view on Rwde and while I wish you weren't so hard headed I cant exactly change your mind.

But I still have problems with the way you've said certain things because I'm somebody who is active in Rwde (when I ain't writing fanfic).

So instead. I'm gonna simply suggest, agree to disagree. And if you don't feel like it, meh tough shit.

Also because I'm already getting fucking sick of seeing anti-rwde pop into my blog and the rare jack ass going "whaa, whaa, they don't agree with me" (and don't even say that's unfair, y'all mocked people like me, so I get one free shot)

Rwde when Yang's life doesn't revolve solely around her sister

I'm utterly baffled by the fact people actually like my fanfics and I can't tell if it's because y'all are starved for content.. or I'm mildly decent... Or in the ridiculous case, I'm a god tier writer.

Neptune: many say love is complex. I disagree. Love is simple and I can tell you why. Gentlemen, ladies, everyone in-between, I have the answers. All on my Game show! I welcome everyone to the place where love is understood! Welcome to-

LOVE HYDRATION

Neptune: that's right everyone, I'm your beloved host Neptune Vasilias and this is my game show where one bachelor/bachelorette and five bachelors and/or bachelorettes try to whisk them away to a happily ever after. Now of course I'm the host so I cant participate but ladies-

Neptune winked at the camera as he clicked his tongue.

Neptune: I'm always available outside the studio. Now let's see what lucky somebody the waves dragged up today!

Neptune pointed to blue curtains with a wave of water crudely painted on them. The curtains part to reveal-

Jaune: uh.. hi?

Neptune: ah jaune my man! Good to see the waves brought you right where you should be!

Neptune walked up to the blonde as he rested an arm on jaune. Leaning against him a little with jaune whispering to him.

Jaune: remember. I'm only here because you said if I let you play a bard when I dm for GnG you'd pay me back for it.

Neptune would whisper back

Neptune: trust me jaune I am paying you back. Just have faith in Dr. Love.

Jaune would roll his eyes as Neptune walked away.

Neptune: now I'm sure you all know jaune arc, the up and coming huntsman on the rise and if you don't? Well now you do. Now let's see the bachelor and bachelorettes! Contestant one, come on up!

(this one is an actual functional imagine your otp post.. instead of boring reblog bait.. i promise this is the last one everybody.)

If this is the end. I'll go out doing it may way.

I activate my domain.

DOMAIN EXPANSION: LAST RESPECTS OF A NEMESIS.

When I my back is up against the wall. I sacrifice EVERYTHING. All for one chance. I roll a 100 sided die and if I land a 100 I win and you get ratio'd to hell. You'll be making an apology post after an apology post. Ofcourse if I don't roll a 100 I lose.. but so do you!

I roll!

...it's a 1

BAHAHAHAHA! OUT OF EVERY SINGLE POSSIBILITY I ROLLED A ONE. SO ONLY I LOSE!

Welp time to make that apology post.. and the next one.. and the next one... and the next one...one.. and the next one... and the next one...one.. and the next one... and the next one... and the next one... and the next one...

And so glitch would continue making apology posts until everyone forgot what he actually did.

Well done.

Neo weapon is called HUSH.

Jaune song in Vol. 9 is called QUIET.

CRWBY...

You ever look at a character you like in a show, go into the fandom and find people who don't like that character for certain reasons.

But you aren't mad.

That's me, that's me when it comes to Jaune because for some my brain decided to say "both this fuckin noodle and yang are your favorite characters." And God damn..

Does this shit fuckin hurt. Particularly when it comes to jaune.

So what the fuck do I do? Do I whine about how people shouldn't hate my favorite character? No, that's acting like a toddler.. plus I ain't got two fuckin braincells to construct a actually stable argument. (Why the fuck do you think the whole rant against "jaune is a self insert" is taking so god damn long... Outside of me being fuckin lazy)

So I have a different solution.

I as a man who foolishly decided to pick up the challenge of writing an entire fan rewrite of Rwby have decided to say! "I'm gonna prove why jaune can work in Rwby and why absolutely every single jaune hater is fuckin wrong!"

Ok that last bit is hyperbole. I am not a god tier writer (i fuckin struggle with even writing women.) but god damn is that how I feel... And if your too dumb to realize it yet.. this is just a plug for-

RWBY: FATE

My shitty interpretation of Rwby's world and characters.

You can find the hub to where all currently released page are

here.