I'm Utterly Baffled By The Fact People Actually Like My Fanfics And I Can't Tell If It's Because Y'all

I'm utterly baffled by the fact people actually like my fanfics and I can't tell if it's because y'all are starved for content.. or I'm mildly decent... Or in the ridiculous case, I'm a god tier writer.

Neptune: many say love is complex. I disagree. Love is simple and I can tell you why. Gentlemen, ladies, everyone in-between, I have the answers. All on my Game show! I welcome everyone to the place where love is understood! Welcome to-

LOVE HYDRATION

Neptune: that's right everyone, I'm your beloved host Neptune Vasilias and this is my game show where one bachelor/bachelorette and five bachelors and/or bachelorettes try to whisk them away to a happily ever after. Now of course I'm the host so I cant participate but ladies-

Neptune winked at the camera as he clicked his tongue.

Neptune: I'm always available outside the studio. Now let's see what lucky somebody the waves dragged up today!

Neptune pointed to blue curtains with a wave of water crudely painted on them. The curtains part to reveal-

Jaune: uh.. hi?

Neptune: ah jaune my man! Good to see the waves brought you right where you should be!

Neptune walked up to the blonde as he rested an arm on jaune. Leaning against him a little with jaune whispering to him.

Jaune: remember. I'm only here because you said if I let you play a bard when I dm for GnG you'd pay me back for it.

Neptune would whisper back

Neptune: trust me jaune I am paying you back. Just have faith in Dr. Love.

Jaune would roll his eyes as Neptune walked away.

Neptune: now I'm sure you all know jaune arc, the up and coming huntsman on the rise and if you don't? Well now you do. Now let's see the bachelor and bachelorettes! Contestant one, come on up!

(this one is an actual functional imagine your otp post.. instead of boring reblog bait.. i promise this is the last one everybody.)

Ok.. just uh gimme a sec because I got a little something something.

Imma bout to fuckin murder the fanatics with words and utter disrespect.

I respect the fans, not the fanatics. They get their ass cooked the moment they step out of line with some BULLSHIT.

While also trying to keep a good relationship with the shippers.

Does this probably sound like an ego trip? Yeah.. just gotta make sure I stay in line.

"RWBY and its fandom is progressive!"

It genuinely never gets old. Like, legit, the most ardent fans of RWBY can pretend that they are progressive, that they support LGBT+ causes and all that.

But we all can see and fucking know that the INSTANT any minority disagrees with them the RWBY fanatics will turn into mini-Hitlers INSTANTLY.

Adel-Aka was attacked due to being Middle Eastern, LGBT+ people are constantly getting attacked by our identities being dismissed, Critics that identify as women CONSTANTLY get attacked a lot harsher by the FNDM that guys ever are, and boy, dont even get me started on anything related to Ironwood, the ableist takes surrounding him are just, WOW.

You just know that these are the kind of people that just SALIVATE at the idea of a trans person doing something wrong just so they could misgender them.

DEATH FROM ABOVE! BRING ABOUT THE END!

DROP A BOMB SO FIERCE IT MAKES HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI LOOK LIKE FUCKIN SPECS!

normal goofy blake post

This is the kinda shit I wish was more often when it came to Bleiss. Less of an active bitch and more of just "I'm gonna act like I fuckin hate everyone, but there I some people who I like."

This makes my cynical ass smile.

Bleiss: *Hugging Whitley* MY BABY BROTHER~ You've gotten so big! I almost can't carrying you anymore!

Whitley: *Being lifted easily* ...

~~~~~

Bleiss: WHO DID THIS TO YOU? I'LL FIND THEM AND MAKE THEM PAY FOR EVEN PUTTING A FINGER ON YOU! I SWEAR WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THEM, BITCHBREAKER'S GONNA LIVE UP TO HER NAME!!

Whitley: *Wearing a wrist guard* Bleiss, I simply fell and injured my wrist slightly. I just need to wear this over the next few weeks.

~~~~~

Bleiss: You know what I need right now? A nice, fat, greasy burger with fries and a soda!

Whitley: I can get you Crepes. I know you enjoy them, even if you act like you don't.

Bleiss: PsschT! I Hate all that Fancy-Schnancy rich-bitch food!

Bleiss: *Pulling Whitley in close* You mean it?

Whitley: Yes. Of course I do.

Bleiss: Chocolate with wildberries and whipped cream. Please.

You ever look at a character you like in a show, go into the fandom and find people who don't like that character for certain reasons.

But you aren't mad.

That's me, that's me when it comes to Jaune because for some my brain decided to say "both this fuckin noodle and yang are your favorite characters." And God damn..

Does this shit fuckin hurt. Particularly when it comes to jaune.

So what the fuck do I do? Do I whine about how people shouldn't hate my favorite character? No, that's acting like a toddler.. plus I ain't got two fuckin braincells to construct a actually stable argument. (Why the fuck do you think the whole rant against "jaune is a self insert" is taking so god damn long... Outside of me being fuckin lazy)

So I have a different solution.

I as a man who foolishly decided to pick up the challenge of writing an entire fan rewrite of Rwby have decided to say! "I'm gonna prove why jaune can work in Rwby and why absolutely every single jaune hater is fuckin wrong!"

Ok that last bit is hyperbole. I am not a god tier writer (i fuckin struggle with even writing women.) but god damn is that how I feel... And if your too dumb to realize it yet.. this is just a plug for-

RWBY: FATE

My shitty interpretation of Rwby's world and characters.

You can find the hub to where all currently released page are

here.

Alright then I'll have to counter with my ultimate technique.

Here's how it goes.

The Internet is vast.

My mind is vaster.

I like big booty bitches.

And I hate fuckin snitches.

Only in Ohio is this bullshit possible

With this treasure I summon, I become the unstoppable.

PURE BRAIN ROT TECHNIQUE: ONLY IN OHIO RIZZ.

"this attack is considered a guaranteed hit. All opponents have their brain cells reduced by 1000%. Causing them to no longer be capable of actually doing anything"

Neo weapon is called HUSH.

Jaune song in Vol. 9 is called QUIET.

CRWBY...